INDIA TO UNVEIL NEW SUPERWEAPOON AT CONFERENCE NEXT YEAR

>Project Ucchuṣma is a newly revealed project that will be reveals fully in detail during next year's DEFEXPO 19, the official defense conference and demonstration event held by the Indian government for national contractors and agencies to meet, discuss, and plan new projects.
>During a private press meeting at DEFEXPO 18, a delegate from the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) mentioned brief details of the new system before continuing to note that development was in its final stages
>"...It is an unconventional, asymmetric deterrence method that will avoid the dangers of current conventional and nuclear arsenals...The infrastructure needed has been completed at resource sites...Final testing and storage will be completed within the next year."
>"...The primary mechanism of this system will be to overwhelm local and regional centers of waste treatment, denial of seaborne food supplies, and forced evacuation of affected cities...in part or in whole with agricultural by-products which would otherwise see no use."
>Investigation and interviews by reporters in coastal cities such as Haldia and Paradip revealed that several large tank structures had been constructed along wastewater treatment conduits, with the apparent intent to house millions of gallons of liquids. Our journalists were prohibited from approaching the sites by armed guards."
>Members of the local population who were interviewed said they saw and smelt much of the concentrated effluent output of the nearby waste treatment plants being sent to the tanks along canals on weekday nights, possibly in an attempt to minimize complaints.

INDIA LITERALLY WEAPONIZING POO

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Is it to target china?? Make sense cause its on the East sidr

Bumointg

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This incident happened when Naga Regiment was newly raised in the Indian Army and Pakistani army had no clue what material the Nagas were made of!

When the Nagas moved in the J&K sector near the LOC, Pakistani army fired 2 mortar shells on a their forward post (This has been the usual way to welcome newly inducted Indian Army units by the Pakistani for ages), but they did not retaliate. Then, for the next two consecutive nights, a couple of Pakistani soldiers would cross over to the Indian side, lob hand-grenades at the Naga post and run back.

On the third night, a few Naga soldiers laid an ambush and caught 2 Pakistani. They brought the Pakistani soldiers back enough to be hidden from the Pakistan OP sights. They tied the Pakistani soldiers to a tree, lit a fire and performed a traditional Naga dance! Then they chopped a leg off one of the Pakistani soldiers and literally barbecued it over the fire.

Both the Pakistani soldiers were let off the next morning, but not before the were made to hear this dialogue between a Naga Havildar and a Sepoy:

Sepoy: Ustaad, inko rakhte hain, bilkul chicken jaisa taste hai. (Sir, let’s keep them, they taste like chicken).

Havildar: Nahi re, inko jaane do, yeh dono bahut kamjor hain. Ab yahan 3 saal rehna hai; tu tension mat le, aur bahut mote tagde milenge. (No, let them go. Both are very weak. We have to stay here for 3 years now. Don’t worry, we will get many healthy ones.)

This news spread like wildfire, and the Pakistani regiment (Baluch Regiment) across the LOC were thereafter not to be seen even through binoculars, till the Naga battalion was replaced by another unit after 3 years.

Yeah but it's not aimed towards Pakistan

In fact, wouldn't the water table make it come back down through the Ganges if it was used upwards?

Also, cannibals ain't a good deterrent

Bumperoni

And a bump to you too

>India - Nurgle
>Muslims - Khorne
>Europe - Slaanesh
>Jews - Tzeetch
>Africa - Chaos undivided.

OMG! Hindus invented POOndaBOMB

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Bullshit.

Indians are basedboys they dont know.what chicken tastes like.

What is this a reference to

Kek pooblast

Tbh this have you seen how lanky they are even in the milittary

>not knowing about 40k

Are you new to Jow Forums?

Not really faggot.

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only one thing dumbfuck, defexpo happens every 2 years. there is no defexpo 19

Never played. More of a DnD guy for tabletop purposes.

SCATSAT is already a weapon to surpass metal gear, how could they possibly need more?

PPFFTT HAHA THE POO CULTURE IS EVERYWHERE
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There is no KFC in this photo

Never forget the poo rifle

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They split the methane atom and figured out how to cause a chain reaction from it

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>poo super weapon

Reminds me of that one comic strip from Franquin's Last Laugh where all weapons turn to shit.

>Leaks suggest the weapon is only fatal to Indians.

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Link? Kek

A man with a bowl of curry is as dangerous as a cobalt bomb

Almost thought that was hindu

Poo waves

VA1 POO ROCKET

>overwhelm local and regional centers of waste treatment

They have designated orbital shit-cannons now?!

From the description, it sounds more like some way of forcing poo and other shit flushed into the sewage systems in the general direction of another country, probably China or Australia

Yeah this is what the picture in my head was too

Kek, surprised they didn't try it earlier