OI WHERES YOUR Jow Forums LIOCENSE!

OI WHERES YOUR Jow Forums LIOCENSE!

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In ya mums butt, luv.

right here, nigger.

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It's right here you saatanan homo perkele.

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Here

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Are brits even human?

Did anyone else find that Harry Potter scene strange where they wouldn't let him on the train because he forgot his Wizardry license and then they sent him to Azkaban?

>Azkaban
>Auschkaban
>Auschwitz
Hmmm, made me think

A moment, please. Lemme just butter up that piece of bread.

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>British swat team breaks through your door

What will land you more time? No bread license or no butter license?

What license?

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>uk tag
>brown skin

checks out

Ah, 1944 was a good time

>not having your bread and butter license on automatic renewal

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Wew, you r brazen m8

Uhh user..do you have your automatic renewal license?

fuck off you literal pepper

>"Haha! Fools, I'm prepared for this, behold!"

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OI!!! FUCKIN HALT THERE!! WHERES YA BUTTERIN LOICENSE MATE?!?!!?!?!?

the butter knife loicense ya donkey

p-please don't tell

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Ffs it’s pissing down.
For all the Americans, why is whole foods so fucking expensive? Mum made me go pick some stuff up. These fruits better be nice for the amount I paid

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You’ll never get it, pew pew pew.
youtu.be/mt6Y-qYklvo

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let's not turn this ugly, guv

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>why is whole foods so fucking expensive?
overpriced "organic" and vegan friendly shit for white yuppies
it was also bought by Amazon recently

I'm not going down without a fight

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Go fuck yourself you filthy british bloody wanker.
You have no power in Germanistan.

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Mods, please don't let this board sink any further.

pssst hey kid
wanna buy a nail clipper? you can use it to file down that wooden spoon

remember to pester all UKucks for their permits and licenses

>”organic”
So they use pesticides? Saw a lot of family’s there. Looked like respectable white people. There aren’t many whole foods markets here so people who go regularly are probably minted

Pssst hey kid why have a spoon when you could have a spork. Sports are next level shit.

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Sporks not sports* fucked that up.

OI
SPORT LOICENSE

One second officer, lemme just stir my tea with my carbon steel, sharpened, potentially lethal teaspoon.

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It’s right around the corner. First we tax your utensils then exercise.

Is that a knife ?

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Fuckin KEK

It was planned by voldemort, to jail the goyim. He hides he's a Jew by slicing his nose off

Suck it outta my arsehole tithead

the nhs fakin binned me baby cuz i forgot me reproduction loicense at home

I love my right to bear spoons as much as the next guy, but this is just unnecessary... Imagine if the wrong person got their hands on something like that!

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Could you imagine the space saving ability when camping. The ability to spoon your food and butter bread. Horrific.

OI! TAMBORINE LOICENSE ROIGHT NOW!

OI DON'T HAVE ME VIDEO LICENCE
FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=J-GF9LB6qrw&t=9s

>be bong
>mum finds out posting to Jow Forums without loicense
>exits bedchamber in her frilly underthings
>paddles anons bum
>gives a stern talking-to
>forced to watch beloved mummy get gangraped by greasy, illiterate, terrorist pakis
>arrested by brave british bobby for not posting video to facebook

checked and if you go to whole foods you deserve to be assraped by superior seed

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Wait, do you have a licence for that dangerous weapon?

jailing people for silently filming pictures on a public street

fuck the UK

>why is whole foods so fucking expensive?
To keep the poors out so you don't have to shop next to them. The food quality is usually pretty good, but what you're actually paying for is a huwhite shopping environment.

STOP! IN THE NAME OF QUEEN SHANIQUA IV! LET ME SEE YOUR TEA STIRING LOICENCE NOW!

>my parents destroyed [country] and all i got was this lousy hat.

atleast meme the quote wright

and the glazed shurikens!

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What’s wrong with whole foods?
I had their chipotle beef sandwich. Was pretty nice

ALLO ALLO ALLO OFFICER CUNT POOF

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Where's your Koran?

kek

Fuck y'self. And don't act entitled.

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It ran out

That isn't going to fit in the bin...

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