All according to (((Disney)))'s plan, goys

truly despicable creatures.

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fucking disgusting, they should be chased into the sea. disney kikes destroy everything they touch, expanded universe was god tier but instead they have to make everything kosher

fuck off, I don't want them contaminating our oceans. we've already decided that the best way is to throw them into volcanoes: which are both gas chambers and crematoriums

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Look at the author's profile pic I bet he's a member of the tribe as well.

Having a movie about Han Solo without the guy who played Han Solo... also no one wants a movie with a faggot robot in it.

i fucking hate disney so much.
ever since they took the blue pill, they've only produced shit.
what's worse than that though is that they're trying to force feed our kids blue pills.
fuck disney.

i'm so angry at what they have done to star wars i can't even bear to watch it.

The movie flopped because of many reasons. Two big ones that come to mind is the weak story and the fan service overload. The entire concept was just bad. The fan service also wrecked the story - especially at the end when Darth Maul showed up. If one hadn't seen both the entire Clone Wars and Rebels series, then the ending to Solo made absolutely no sense. It's like Disney tried to force into Star Wars into what they did for the Marvel MCU where Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. crosses into the main movies, but the other way around - making the movie tie into the TV series.

and that's a good thing

jesus christ kek

>Movie flops due to shitty writing
>WHAT WENT WRONG AND WHY IS IT WHITE PEOPLES FAULT?

As weird as it is to say the prequels were the last of the star wars films to actually be good. I can't believe we live in a time where somehow someone made the prequels seem likeable.

where's our fucking movie about obi wan on tattoine and vader invading and enslaving the wookies on kashykk while killing off the remaining jedi?

God invented Volcanos to dispose of Jews?
Makes sense.

Lando fucks that robot its the least feminist thing ever in a film but of course you were already spoonfed your opinion before the film was released.

Wasn't Deadpool 2 about a white guy?

Have you seen the box office return for the Alt Right movie: "Yum yum I love Israels dick I suck it all day long"???

Star Wars is for neckbeard nerdfags.
Fuck that.

We were okay with them destroying our nations, but to ruin star wars? That was the line they crossed. GAS THE LIBERALS RACE WAR NOW

Their problem is expecting me to direct for free.

Why make hundreds of millions on fresh content when you can keep rehashing the same worthless shit?

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>Lando fucks that robot i
Wut

Good fuck white men, they deserve to die off and be destroyed by all since they are weak.

It's too show that Lando is pansexual. (((They))) saw feminism is out of favor so now they're moving to the retard part of LGBT to get Marxist brownie points

The movie did badly because the lead actor is a tool and Childish Gambino is a tool.
Also, they announced Lando was pansexual and bi.
Fans were expecting Lando to suck Han Solo's cock. Brokeback Mountain in space.

Wut

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Obi-wan on Tatooine took place in Rebels and Darth Vader enslaving the Woolies took place in The Force Unleashed game.

>it's in forbes

Holy fuck.

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Time to stop being surprised

Am I the only one who thought it was a good film?

>Jow Forums complaining that he isn't white

When will you guys realize that to everyone else except white people, Jews are white people. They just have bigger noses. I don't have time to be distinguishing between different types of honkies.

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>one of the main characters just made "Fuck Drumpf and Fuck White People: The Music Video"

REEEE why are all the white males abandoning this franchise?

user, anyone can fuck a robot.
All you need is a Roomba, an onahole, some tape, and loads of imagination.

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It would be amazing if they quadruped down and embraced this nutball narrative. It would cement their demise (Disney and leftist media) all that much faster. They're indistinguishable from the Westboro Babtist church at this point, in terms of rhetoric and behavior. They are truly their own worst enemy, antagonizing absolutely everybody who isn't a member of the inner sanctum. They're rocketing themselves into permanent obsolescence, and it's hilarious to watch!

>When will you guys realize that to everyone else except white people, Jews are white people.
>Tyrone thinks kikes are white
Fuck off nigger

>movies about white men
You mean like Iron Man? Or Batman? James Bond? Captain America? Etc. etc. etc.?
They are still pretty successful. It's just that Disney pissed off the white male key demographic group with their previous films. Honestly, had they been on the internet at all, they'd know about this and also that there's a boycott out on al Lucasfilm movies until "The Force is femal!" Kathleen Kennedy is gone.

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also in the book dark lord by james luceno, but just because it was done there doesn't mean it shouldn't get it's moment on the big screen. it was fucking epic in the book and in the force unleashed.

Fuck off (((Mickey)))

This is clearly a plot to backpedal the "is the bigot's dollar worth less" and is practically begging white people to spend their money and watch the shitty ass movie.

kathleen kennedy should be sent to the stinky cave.

*quadrupled

i mean, some dudes DO enjoy sucking dicks, so there's that i guess.

The funny thing is how Disney, Walt Disney, the man hated Jews

Maybe it's because I just came from that thread with the mentally handicapped teacher proofreading Trump's letter, but I can't help being floored by how poorly written this shit is.

There's three parentheticals in the first two sentences, one of them taking up over half the sentence. Jesus fucking christ.

Archive for those curious: archive.is/Dmm9l

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Let the colored folks have their picture shows the white man is evolving past the days of paying $30 a head for shit tier quality films that dont provoke any thought, discussion or inspiration, simply a mass pleasing cash grab let them have it.

Rogue One was supposedly a dark as fuck war movie that focused heavily on the brutality of Darth Vader. The (((focus groups))) at Disney thought it was too Dark so they scrapped all of those scenes and literally re-shot over half the movie.

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I thought casting Mike Obama as Chewbacca was a brilliant move on the part of Disney, but sadly it didn't translate to good box office numbers. He probably won't run for president now.

>paying $30 a head
Where are you going to the movies man?

Haven’t seen this one but is there lots of diversity in it like the last one? Like to the point where it’s obvious?

A movie made by committee and served up as a paint-by-numbers corporate exercise fails to excite a pre-existing fanbase.

This is truly shocking stuff and I'm sure it will produce a lot of soul-searching. For instance, maybe they need to add another CGI wookie, or some genderqueer albino, because that demographic is driving purchases this quarter.

Ultimately, though, the fault lies with the public, who are just too stupid and racist to buy the crap that I'm selling them, despite me having paid billions for the IP.

If the lead was a nigger or similar worthless race, they would have claimed it was racism that made it fail.

He is probably at around 300 rpm at the moment.

Is this loss?

and then they created a feminist piece of garbage about a strong waman, the only redeeming thing about that movie was that vader murdered every one of those hateable characters.

that would have been so much better.
vader is, ahem, was one of my favorite characters.
i am now actively supporting disney and all of it's products.

I hate jews so much

>star wars
grow up you fucking basedgoys

At a certain point that excuse is going to stop cutting it for marketing when they rock up to a board meeting.

If the public are bigots, give them bigoted stuff. We're capitalists aren't we?

Kek, at least

forgot about filter...
b o y cotting

is mendelson really a latin name?

I’m not a Star Wars fan, but if lefties claim all white peoples will be gone in 2050.... how would a Star Wars person, thousands of years from now be white. Wouldn’t the jews be the only white people left?

The only white man in the new SW movies was actually Luke. Aka the Jesus character that has a solemn death scene, implying the desirable fate for all white men. Kylo Ren and Poe are meant to be Jewish or Latinx.

>filter...
Testing
boycotting

Why do you think they worked so hard to get his company and turn it into Jewish filth?

It's truly astounding how Disney is managing to drive such a slam-dunk moneymaker franchise into the ground. I've been a moderately big fan of Star Wars my entire life, and Solo is the first one I haven't seen. After the Last Jedi (which was so terrible I walked out of the theater) I have zero interest in following the franchise any longer. The SJW overtones were so over the top that it was distracting and felt like a bad SNL skit.

AoS is really fucking good tho, if it weren't for Feige's / Ike's stupid ass feud we would have seen a lot more cross pollination between the movies and TV series.

Star Wars on the other hand is loaded with mostly shitty NuEU like Rebels. And even then nobody expected to see Maul in Solo of all movies

Lol no! Corporate will be accused of racism and if they fire the marketing team, they get sued!

White men are not watching your kike films any longer. We will destroy your business because it is not needed. There is NO film that will appeal to us, except for documentary footage of your execution.

Star Wars is set in the past, fyi

Reminds me of Activision with call of duty and guitar hero

Fucking white males

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In the universe where the company that buys out SW cares more about making a great movie based on legit lore that appeals to their core fans. You are not in that universe.
Though I'm not sure why anyone cares about SW. There's only one great movie, the rest were shit long before onions wars took over.

It was the nepotism. The same nepotism that then got magnified by affirmative action here in America, meant for blacks and utterly exploited by jews. People couldn't just play fair.

example:
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>People
That doesn't apply to jews or blacks

???
anons, am i slowly losing my mind?

It’s so obvious that they actually made Lando pansexual. Meaning he’ll literally be attracted to and want to fuck anything from robots, to trees, to mailboxes. You name it.

>Marketing: "we're being called out in the media for our new movie 'niggerdeath 3000', and it's getting difficult for us to really sell the brand to key target demographics right now.
>Director: fuck it, just hire some sheboon and stick her in a corner office, get her on tv talking about some bullshit initiative. What do I pay you cunts for?

I reckon this is a typical brand meeting in corporate world these days. Maybe a bit subtler in the tone, but the drive is the same.

Yes

How can they not see how this strategy doesn't work, yet continue to employ it at cost?
Even the phantom penis didn't do this bad.

Look at that grin. He must be wearing an extra large butt plug today

empire was unreal, new hope was great and innovative, return was good other than the ewoks, and even they trigger nostalgia in me, revenge of the sith was fucking based, phantom menace was severely underrated and had a bunch of low key racist stereotypes of jews, blacks and asians. the only pile of steaming dog shit was attack of the clones and everything made my disney.

I mean, I've been hearing how it's gonna flop for a year now. Everytime someone would mention the movie it would be about how bad the filming went and what a disaster everything was while making it. Turns out it actually flopped, who would have guessed!?
I watched the force awakens at the cinema and I have not watched any star wars movie since then.

It's all set in the past m8: A Long Time Ago In A Glaxay Far Far Away. Lucas attended lectures given by Jordan Maxwell in the early 70s and employed him as a consultant on his other scifi project; it's Ancient Alien stuff and the cyclical nature of civilisations.
Space Jesus Fucking Wept, they can't help themselves, can they? They attacked the fanbase of the 70s films quite explicitly and obsessively to the point where we don't give a fuck what happens in the new films, and only now do they wonder why their billion dollar investment is faltering. So dumb, all they ever had to do was pander to the fanboys and they could print money forever and ever.

They even managed to alienate the biggest emmerging film market on Earth by having the nigger kiss the chink girl, but hey, can't write about that so let's make shit up shall we?

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>the nigger is a sexual degenerate who will literally fuck anything

this is the kind of propaganda i approve of. is disney red pilled?

But this is start wars. A ip worth in theory hundreds of billions.

They are killing it.

i...
have to go think about my life.
have i been substituting other words?
fuck.
why did i think there was a filter?
i'm really worried.
goodbye, user.

Dat whiteys fault

rip