Was Einstein a conman?

>steal Leibniz' energy = mass times velocity squared
>change v to c - GENIUS
>every student taught all about Einstein henceforth, no one learns more than a sentence about Leibniz if that
>Einstein becomes original media science guy celebrity telling everyone to support socialism while pretending like he's the smartest guy in the room.
What can we replace c with to be smarter than Einstein?

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V=M over Re and Vb
The speed at which an object can be produced and replaced is solely dependent on the actor.
"Made in China" is a meme.

>What is a Lorenz transformation
>What is special relativity
>What is general relativity
>What is energy quantization
You retard. You literal nigger.

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Yer all going to laugh at me, but IANAP, so bite me:

Just remembered that the energy of a moving bullet is e = mv^2

So that's the energy of a bullet coming to a stop that hits something.

If a particle is moving forwards in time, and an antiparticle is moving backwards in time, and they annihilate then they form photons that don't experience the passage of time at all ( moving at the speed of light as they do )

No. Kinectic energy is E = (mv2)/2.

And in math and physics studies, you hear alot about Liebniz.

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Just another con made by the international kike.
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>You retard. You literal nigger.
Lorenz transformation
Lorenz

Weird, I used the E = mv^2 a lot in chemistry and physics and only now have I made the connection with E = mc^2, where c is just v with a value of 300,000 or so. Wow looks like I've been kiked my whole life.

Also pic related called Einstein a fraud and relativity Jewish science, I think he might be onto something. I'm skeptical of the existence of nukes since most people involved were Jews.

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There's a picture of all those who worked on the manhatten project and then each frame they all get covered up by einstein crying about how evil and bad he felt.

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Kinetic energy is 1/2(mv^2)
You are a retarded nigger

No, thats a conspiracy theory. Scientists borrow other peoples work all the time to expand on it. This is how science works. The idea that Einstein literally just copied peoples work is something that I have never seen any evidence for.

Einstein looked at the work of other physicists, connected the dots and made landmark contributions. That's how science works.

i agree that after maxwell, and the michelson morley stuff special relativity was pretty much inevitable .(although still fucking impressive for a scientist to put together , he should have gotten a nobel for it).
einstein's real great contributions are the photoelectric effect and especially general relativity.

he wasnt perfect and got a lot of shit wrong but there's no doubt he's the most important and influential person of the 20th century. and maybe the second most important human in known documented history after newton.
your point being ?

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dang, 15 seconds apart
I'm a bit spooked

lenard was a brilliant scientist , helped einstein basically discover quantum mechanics (they should have gotten the nobel for it together IMO) but was as retarded in his inability to understand special relativity as einstein was in his inability to understand quantum mechanics.

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Red Ice had a podcast about a year ago on how overrated Einstein was. Apparently the dude had some really gross fetishes.

i think what they're saying is 99% of the work was done and the only thing left to do was the easy part of connecting the dots . einstein just got lucky by having the idea of using minkowski space to describe all of spacetime .like any decent physicist of the time could have stumbled across special relativity

Einstein was a meme
von Neumann will forever remain the most intelligent man to ever live, certainly having made lasting contributions to more scientific fields than Einstein

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That could be true but thats just life, connecting the dots was the important part and so he became famous.

Well that was his main strength, wasn't it? That he connected all those ideas within a simple geometric framework? It's no wonder the time dilation equation can be derived just from a few axioms and the Pythagorean theorem.

Redpill me on von Neumann, what makes him so great?

t. brainlet

Duh. Of course.

Basically he almost single-handedly invented computer science, game theory and the atomic bomb.

all im saying is that special relativity , although extremely important was not that impressive of an achievement given all the work others did .
photoelectric effect\general relativity was actually extremely impressive in comparison .

the man basically discovered both quantum and relativistic physics . as i said probably the most important human in documented history after newton (maybe also after galileo, he sort of invented all of modern science)

neumann was smarter , einstein was an average physicist in terms of intelligence but made much greater , more general and important contributions .

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Oh yeah, definitely agree with you about that. GR fundamentally changed our view of the entire cosmos, cosmological constant be damned.

No, von Neumann's breadth of achievements will probably never be matched with science and math having become so highly specialized.

>newton
Damn, at least Albert had children to pass on his genes to, the cleverest white men in history like Leonardo da Vinci And Newton touched the associability and did not bother to endure his lineage.

>for the scientist to answer; to mathematically prove that light is not constant in the e=mc(squared) formula, c=the square root of e/m. I can use a dimmer for light bulbs, less energy, c changes. is it that easy to disprove the iconic formula?

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>burger education..

Theoretical (theological) "science" is a broken branch of metaphysics that uses mathematics instead of formal logic to construct its theories.

This means the theories are mathematically sound, but the metaphysical concepts (like space-time) are scientifically unsound because there's no scientific evidence for such concepts, only mathematical evidence.

>Max Planck, the man who worked together with Einstein and literally revolutionized physics together with him lived for decades and decades with him and tried to save Einstein from Hitler
>he never said ANYTHING about Einstein being a fraud, conman or the like, called on the contrary the theory of relativity the peak of physics
BUT
>thanks to stormwiggers and other trailer trash that couldn't tell a science book from Stephen King we finally know that he was a FRAUD!!!!

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>E = MC^2 is all Einstein came up with

He explained the photoelectric effect with Bohr's Quantum model. He also derived the theory of General Relativity.

He's overrated (((I wonder why))), but he's not a conman.

>will forever remain the most intelligent man to ever live
Von Neuman is a very intelligent man, but nobody has managed to overcome the breadth of the tapes and the achievements of Leonardo da Vinci. Leonardo founded almost 3 schools of thought, was at the same time painter, anatomist, architect, paleontologist, 3 artist, botanist, scientist, writer, sculptor, philosopher, engineer, inventor, musician, poet and urban planner. . He is the only man who has managed to master all art and science.
As an engineer and inventor, Leonardo developed ideas that were very advanced in his time, such as the helicopter, the battle car, the submarine and the automobile. Very few of his projects came to be built (among them the machine to measure the elastic limit of a cable), since most were not feasible during that time. Note 3 As a scientist, Leonardo da Vinci made much progress in knowledge in the areas of anatomy, civil engineering, optics and hydrodynamics.

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einstein fucking married his cousin. Albert Einstein. Famed physicist Albert Einstein married his second wife, Elsa Lowenthal, in 1919 in one of the oddest cousin pairings ever. They were first cousins on his mother's side, as well as second cousins on their father's side!

And his cousin was also related to his fathers side wtf

That’s the genius the liberals all worship
A pacifist who helped build the atomic bomb

Also E = mc^2 is nothing like E = kmv^2. One explains that all masses have innate energy (even when not moving), hence the use of c.

The Jewish press loved Einstein and basically did constant PR for him before he was even that old. He was Jewish, that's all that mattered.

He really didn't contribute much to science.

While Einstein worked as a patent clerk at the Swiss patent office in Berne, Einstein reviewed patents related to electromagnetic and electromechanical technologies, which no doubt included methods of remotely coordinating distant clocks for train transportation systems, which was an important problem at the time. It is plausible that these practical techniques for clock synchronization stimulated his own thoughts about the relativity of simultaneity. But patents are limited to practical technologies, not fundamental laws of nature. The major influences and precursors to his theory of special relativity were scientific and philosophical in nature, not patent applications. As for his papers on the photoelectric effect and Brownian motion, these are completely unrelated to the technologies he was dealing with at the patent office.

300,000,000, not 300,000.

He was more than just a con man. He was the same actor that played Hitler.
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>work at a patent office in an age when shysters ran to steal mundane ideas like the phone and lightbulb
He was a genius really

>invented comp sci
Turing worked on comp sci before him, and his ideas on a general computer are more significant today. Von Nuemann's contribution to comp sci consists of his architecture of a computer being, which was just a copy of Turing's and had already been proven with the Bombe.

>Invented game theory
Technically, but I still have reservations of that as the notion of using suboptimal choices to achieve nash equilibrium had been around before him.
Von Nuemann really just made the conditions of game theory clear and made advancements on the monte carlo method.

Von Neumann was also high on spatial intelligence?
Was he a philosopher?
Inventor?
Botanical?
Musician?
Or just a physicist and engineer of great talent?
There are many types of intelligence in this world and the only one capable of mastering them all was Leonardo da Vinci.
Although some say that the ancient Greeks are underestimated because platon for example besides being a philosopher development also the field of the sciences.
Practically the only men able to master all known fields are the great philosophies of Greece and Leonardo da Vinci

Of course, all kike theories are useless bullshit. Tesla said they wander equation to equation until they had something that has no relation to reality.

Gravity & Black Holes

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einstein never helped build any bombs . all he did is tell U S of A krauts might be building one .
its
>kinetic energy due to an objects movement in the time dimension
according to something some popscifag told me .basically shows you how retarded normies are .
brainlets that dont understand baby tier relativity

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Wow. I didn't realize how inbred he was. How very Jewish of him.

Also, a reminder that Einstein worked at the patent office, yet somehow neglected to cite the works he used to reach """his""" conclusions. Also incredibly Jewish.

He was also a renowned cartographer and faggot, in an age when you could get killed for that sort of stuff.

>kinetic energy due to an objects movement in the time dimension.
I don't know about that. Time isn't really a parameter of E = mc^2. I would heavily doubt that statement. I mean, I can understand if it were to do with the energy produced via the mass' interaction with spacetime, as (I'm pretty sure this is true) the innate energy is derived due to the mass curving spacetime.

lol

Why are so many scientists Jews?

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Relativity definitely was much less Einsteins work than many people realize, though he did crucially manage to reason why the Lorentz transformations for instance applied, rather than just proving them empirically.

He was definitely a genius though, even if you completely leave out relativity he’d still be one of the top scientists of all time. Brownian motion, light quantisation, Einstein notation, all the stuff he did with Bose etc

>all the stuff he did with Bose
literally who? the guy who founded Bose stereos and headphones?

>faggot
It is not confirmed, in fact never confirmed, everything is based on the fact that a disciple inherited his property and estate. The person in charge of spreading the myth of Leonardo's homosexuality was (((Sigmund Freud))). There is also the rumor that it is probable that at 18 years old he already had a bastard son

You spelled his name wrong. You retard. You literal nigger

Yes, absolutely. He stole more from Poincaire than he did from Leibnitz.

He was a fraud. He could not pass a university entrance exam, no matter how many times he took it.

He was a patent clerk, third class, and only ever got promoted to patent clerk, second class.

But he was in the perfect position to see what actual geniuses were working on, and steal it, and publish it before they could, as they were waiting for patent approval.

It's also why Einstein couldn't explain his own theories with math; he had to use visualizations like horses running on rainbows.

He was an idiot. A shrewd, clever, thief of an idiot.

He invented nothing, and nothing in the modern world depends on his work.

Tesla, on the other hand, practically invented the modern age.

>popsci claims Mc^2 is energy doe to 'velocity through the time dimention'
>Time isn't really a parameter of E = mc^2.
to be moron's advocate neither is the position in space a parameter of energy equation , only the velocity .
at rest the equation looks like the object has a momentum of mc in some 'direction' .

just proves you can confuse poeple with special relativity . every step in the development of which is very simple and intuitive if you've read a SR textbook.

It's just a special case of KE=1/2 mv^2

This is where you guys go off the rails. I was required to study this stuff for my degree. Not bragging, I struggled and have a very limited understanding, but probably better than most. Eintstein was the first to explain why the michelson-morley experiment couldn't detect an ether. And the first to postulate the speed of light as the absolute limit and all the conclusions that flowed from that.

With that being said I'd imagine he would have been a big hypocrite about the whole ethnostate thing.

Jews are evil, not stupid. If they were stupid we wouldn't even have a problem.

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jews steal patents, it is widely known that einstein was a fraud, a thief. if you go to the patent office and file a patent you are the goyest goy of all time. a schmuck they call it

no, your equation is an approximation of pic related (the first term in the maclaurin series of it)

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Famous poo scientist, if you do any undergrad degree in physics you will definitely come across his work

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>no modern devices make use of relativity, the quantised nature of light or use Bose Eisntein Statistics

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why do poos have the capacity for civilization and greatness and yet insist on shitting in the streets ?.
i know senpai ,ignorance knows no bounds . and the absurdity of typing that shit on a machine using modern transistors.

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>I don't have any fucking idea how relativity works.
Coincidentally, neither did Einstein, which is why he stole it from a white man just like he stole everything he ever claimed to do in his entire worthless kike life.

>photoelectric effect
Planck did it first
>general relativity
Hilbert

"scientists"

Einstein stole the work from Poincaré, probably the greatest mathematician of the 20th century. Einstein was bad at math and he made significant errors in his demonstrations respecting his first theory, but still got the results right. Why ? Because all these demonstrations had been made by Poincaré before. Basically everyone knows this in the scientific community but some like to say the "contribution of Einstein was significant", "he was the first to give a correct physical interpretation to the results previously found by Lorentz and Poincaré." If a mathematician makes the 95 % of the work in establishing a theory, and that another guy comes to make a correct conclusion, but only conclusion, the theory is also named after the mathematician. The theory of special relativity should be named theory of Lorentz-Poincaré because that's basically what Einstein did, 5% of the job.

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kant never proved the existence of rest mass theoretically , sounds like philosophers just memeing around ,probably didnt even know the definition of energy.
>stole
he never stole relativity from anyone . his work was based on the work of others like any other scientist , he was the first to discover relativity .
neither presented a complete theory of these phenomenon , einstein did that .
of course science is a collaborative effort senpai which is why they have planck constant , hilbert space , minkowski space named after them .

All these mathematicians and their linguistics and thought experiments have never benefited mankind in any way.
Telsa and Steinmentz along with Maxwell and the others are the last of the scientists. Electrical engineering was the last chapter of modern science because what they unlocked was too powerful. They started with the theories and computers after to keep people from the truth.

QM bs

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Electricity Eric Dollard

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>he was the first to discover relativity .
Lol no, the concept of special relativity was already used thousands times before his published his works by Lorentz and Poincaré, and Poincaré had got all the mathematical framework right. Einstein was poor in math and basically jewed everyone.

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