Senate 2018 Elections

What have you got? I'll provide explanation. I only had Nevada and New Hampshire (~1-2000 votes?) wrong in 2016.

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>Democrats hold Washington, California, NYC, BUHNIE SANDUHS, Massachusetts and it's two city-states of Rhode Island and Connecticut, as well as Riot-Mid-Atlantic Baltimore and Delaware.

>Republicans hold Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, and Mississippi seat

>Texas:
Democrats spend a fuck ton only to lose to Teddy
>Mississippi Special Election:
Chris McDaniel pledges Blaxit legislation to Wakanda, overwhelmingly wins primary and general election by increased turnout of WOKE black people
>Florida:
Rick Scott sets record donations from hospitals, Disney World, and every redneck in Florida to beat Bill Nelson
>Tennessee:
Phil Bresden comes out as pro-tax increase and pro-abortion, gets btfo'd
>Missouri:
Everyone remembers Claire McCaskill is somehow still is office and decides to vote.
>North Dakota
Same as Missouri but with less meth

>Indiana
Pence has some heavenly entity come down from the cosmos and run third party to victory
>New Mexico
Everyone is Hispanic, rapes each other and the one old man in the desert still alive votes, GOP victory with n=1
>Arizona
McCain's brain tumor becomes sentient, leaves his body, and now McCain's organs hold both Arizona seats in one form or another
>Nevada
Dean Heller is endorsed by the Corleone family and wins 115% of the vote.
>Montana
Unable to leave the table and stop eating, Jon Tester concedes the race to Republican opponent
>West Virginia
Joe Manchin and his opponent have rapid deterioration from leukemia by drinking water in WV, but Manchin dies first because reasons
>Ohio
After Cleveland Cavaliers win (or lose) NBA finals, massive riots and racewar springs out. In the midst of violence, Sherod Brown sacrifices his anus for reparations. Dies.
>Minnesota
Amy (((Klobuchar))) ethnicity revealed (Finno-Urgic), loses.
>Minnesota Special Election
Tina Smith is a figment of imagination. Ghost of Prince assumes Al Franken's former seat, and he is now white because he's a ghost.
>Michigan
Debbie Stabenow eats her last cheese curd. Dies.
>Wisconsin
Tammy Baldwin's scorned lesbian lover takes her Senate seat.
>Virginia
Unable to stretch his anus any more for Northern Virginia illegal immigrants, Tim Kaine involutes into a blackhole, take that shithole part of the state with him, ceding the election.
>Pennsylvania
Bob Casey looks far too happy for this job. Quits.
>Maine
Angus King finally dies of an oral infection from years of no dental care
>New Jersey
Bob Menendez's corruption charges fail, but his head keeps shrinking in comparison to his body. He suffocates in his suit.

>2/3 control of Senate, GOP impeaches Trump, places Pence on as American Ayatollah with ((-stein)) as VP.
>There are no more gays or Hispanics, but potato pancakes become required meal for all schoolchildren daily and the next-gen gaming system is just a dreidel that listens in on your conversations.

What are you predictions, Jow Forums?

Oh cool. My state is leaning "Reset Map". Should we press it or nah?

If it's Oregon, let's reset it. It used to be so nice.

>wishful thinking: the thread

Which ones? Pence is almost certainly going to use necromancy magic to influence Indiana, Minnesota, Arizona.

this is what will happen

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As a Missouri, TY for my state's explanation