British Judge Calls for Rounded Knives

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-44278556

Explain yourselves, Bongs

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oi m8

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Wouldn't want to address the source of the problem or anything

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>"Kitchens contain lethal knives which are potential murder weapons and only butchers and fishmongers need eight or 10 inch kitchen knives with points," the judge said.

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Cool, ban jewelry and pointy nails next

>mfw they round off the knives and all the street rats start using gutter-spikes and hat pins or some shit instead.

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if this 'judge' really believes this trash he is so mentally unfit for service it is an absolute disgrace

UK is literally an open air prison run by Muslims. KEK

In one of Whitcher books there was dialogue at some party where one of guests were whinning about lack of sharp ended knives which were forbidden becouse guests kept stabbing each other.

>luckily they didn't ban forks

I could literally behead you, and then quarter your body in under thirty minutes with pic related.

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I could do it in less than ten if I'm allowed to yank and pull a lot.

Couldn't you even just grind it to a point if you had negative intentions?

>took away guns to stop crime
>crime still happens
>take away pointy objects
>turn fishing wire into garrotes
>child proof london
smashing

I don't even care at this point let Mohammed take over or something

>Britain sells rounded knives
>gangs sharpen rounded knives into pointy knives
>???
Can these people hurry up and eat some tide pods already? They're not planning on passing their genes on anyways, so they might as well just stop wasting air.

This.

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are screw drivers still unlicensed tools in the UK?

fucking rounded knives, kek

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Haha yep what a shithole

Ssshhhh don't tell them

Isn't a rounded knife just a, uh, pizza cutter?

Has there been literally any good news out of the UK in the last six months? Lately it seems like the government has been in a race to be as cucked as humanly possible.

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Not posting the real headline

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what the fuck google

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>yfw americans can only afford one tap

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AHAHAHAH it's the fucking AR-15 argument applied to knives. I can't believe this shit.

Wew fucking lads, never give up your guns.

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SCIMITARS NOT RAPIERS

You can still stab people with a butter knife or a steak knife that's rounded at the tip, it's just harder. You can potentially stab someone with anything if you're strong and fast enough. The pointier it is, the neater and easier it will go in is all.

They stab the same. There's zero difference in a rounded tip or a spear point for actual lethal stabbing power.

It only helps for minor wounds with low pressure applied, like on rescue knives.

It's always the same mentality
>Ban this
>Ban that
>make it harder to get
These people completely ignore that criminals don't follow the law, and the sad part is that you can tell them exactly that and they will just go "Yeah but getting them in the black market is harder." which really shows they know jackshit about the underworld or how easy shit moves when the "good guys" aren't watching, which is 99% of the time since they aren't omnipresent. Pic related was found inside an abandoned school in Rio Piedras, but yeah, tell me more on how making everything harder to get for the average person fixes crime.

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This hand... too brown for my liking.
Where'd I put my wallet