Why would white Western Millennials rather have a cat than a baby?

My dog literally eats cats. How alpha and badass is that, cuck?

>not liking cats AND dogs
>not wanting children as well

Sounds pretty disgraceful. I want a wife and several sons and daughters, and I want us to have a cat and at least one dog. That's a healthy family.

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Eating pussy is pretty fucking beta dude, ngl

Animal ownership isn't gender specific.
I've owned all kinds of pets throughout my years.

I currently have 2 cats and a lap dog. That doesn't mean that I'm gay or that I think women are equals of men.

Leave it to women to fuck another thing in life, even their own movements

Sour grapes.

Literally nobody doesn't like cats except for niggers, gender and masculinity/femininity is irrelevant

Toxoplasmosis is a parasite that makes men gay, and it's passed by cats

Sounds like you can't even keep an animal bred to be easy to control under control faggot.
Hence only an alpha being able to control one. Beta fucks that can't keep a cat under control wonder why their wife fucks Chad. Chad has 6 cats and they obey every word he says with 0 training needed.

The builders drove away the herdsmen and their sheep, tore down their reed huts, and built quays along the shore.

How soft is your position in life when you can find time to write an article about how men with cats is an answer to toxic masculinity (whatever the fuck that is). I mean seriously, there are child dying in their hundreds of thousands all over the globe through starvation and conflict, but this article took precedence to all that.

Having a cat or dog is fine. Putting an animal in strange outfits or carrying it in a fucking bag is what has to stop. To the camps with any of those faggots

Spread by feces. Stop rimming your cat, being a fag is the least of your worries when you act like a fuckin leaf

>t. bugman who likes indoor cats because teehee funny cat picture XD
This is on the same level of "I have a dog because they help hunting" bullshit. Nothing wrong with having pets though, just be honest about it.

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They like the taste of the toxoplasma gandii from their shit.

Why would I try and prevent him from killing worthless vermin? He minds fine when commanded by a man. Are you too effeminate for any dog to possibly register you as their alpha?

A real man doesn't bring his dog hunting. He wakes up to his cats latest kill at his doorstep waiting for him.

pet cucks in general are faggots.

domesticated cats shit in a litterbox, they get shit on their paws, then jump all over your counters, tables, couches, pillow etc... while you are at work. To say nothing of the fact that it sits its asshole on all those surfaces as well. Living with a cat, or even near one, is a sure way to get toxoplasmosis. Your ardent defense of cats is probably a sign that the parasite has already infested your brain and you enjoy dicks in your mouth and anus

Stahp, I didn't have dinner tonight

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>I have never lived out in the country where animals can and are used as tools in addition to regular petkeeping, so that means nobody else does
Okay faggot

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Says the cuck who needs an animal selectively bred to be submissive to feel alpha.

>cat antidote to toxic masculinity
more like faggotry repellent
I walk my cat on a leash and he scares all the neighbourhood dogs shitless
the pussy game is ridiculously alpha

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the parasite

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My cat is nice. He greets me when I come home. He keeps me entertained. He sleeps at my feet. His vibrational tones from his purr heals my sicknesses. He enjoys the toys I give him. My cat doesn't ever do anything that disappoints me. My cat doesn't do ever anything that aggravates me. My cat doesn't cheat on me. My cat isn't a whore.

24/7 Jew media indoctrination from birth

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are those your cousins?

>Calls others gay
>Is a raging truckstop gloryhole enthusiast and needs his knees reconstructed from thousands of hours choking on black dick
Sure thing faggot

Because millenials have been indoctrinated to believe children suck away our precious independence and care-free lifestyles. Plus a lot of us grew up in crappy families because our parents bought into hedonism whole-sale, and so we're nihilistic as fuck about raising our own families.

It's a fucking plague. My brothers have been fully consumed by this shit. They look at me like I'm crazy for settling down with my fiancee.

Fuck you. This site was founded by "cat men". Newfags pls leave.

My nigger. Thanks for checking in fellow catbro.

t. urban favela monkey
cats are pretty common to keep vermin down in rural areas

because it shits in a box and you only have to refill the food and water dish every three days.

- no alimony for cats
- no commitment
- no responsibility
- no-frills experience
- inexpensive food
- no education needed
- low costs
- no third party costs
- cat will not leave you in the nursing home
- no diapers and shit

Toxoplamosis effects mice making them attracted to cat urine so they can be easier to be caught and eaten by cats, making the disease spread to other cats. I wonder what that viruses effect on humans are.

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i can tell by your reaction that my comment about cat feces hit pretty close to home. try not to think too much about how many cat shit parasites you have ingested this past year without knowing it.

>Cats are unironically a mans pet. Vicious creatures.
Domestic cats weigh 8 pounds. A half grown boy can snap a cat's neck by accident. A cat is for young girls or old ladies.

You can't control an animal, or are an edgy cunt. Either way you sound pathetic.

>give your cat fresh water every three days
are you a nigger?

well yea , yours also

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I have a cat (a 3 month old kitten) because me and my wife are trying for kids and she's too impatient, so the kitten satisfies her maternal urge to cradle and coddle something.

She only came off the pill 4 months ago, and it can sometimes take upwards of 6 to 12 months before fertility returns properly in some women. The cat will have to do for now.

>start killing cats

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The weak must be culled

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Puppies are better for this, imho. More effort (which means better practice), and a dog will always integrate itself in a family unit while a cat will always stay peripheral.

My cat would chase a vapid whore out of my living space within day. As far as she's concerned she owns me. Women wish they were like cats.

Nasty, nasty shit my dudes. The part about what it does when a mother passes it to her fetus is especially fucked up. And once it's in your brain you can't get rid of it with antibiotics.

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We'd have loved to get a dog but unfortunately we're (((renting))) at the moment, and like most rental properties in Australia we can only have a cat (although even then we're lucky, most rentals are just flat-out no pets allowed, not even a fucking fish). Fingers crossed we'll eventually have enough for a deposit on our own house.

I know what you mean though about cats being on the peripheral. We specifically picked this kitten out of a dozen others that were available for adoption that day because he's quite boisterous and active, we didn't want some sleepy ball of fur that does nothing.

Any man that would rather have a cat than a dog, isn't fit to procreate/
Any person that would rather have a pet than a child, isn't fit to procreate.

Why do you want whites to act like niggers?

>they’re great utility animals for keeping vermin and other pests off of my property

this, try to live in a rural area without cats and you're fucked

>inb4 le rat poison jew

Article is retarded. You can like cats and hate Jews all the same.

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I hear ya - it's a lousy situation to be in. Best of luck to you and your wife, brother. Make sure to contribute to positive birthrates!

>cats are for girls
Cats are for faggots with toxoplasmosis and lazy neets who aren’t capable of training a dog

I live with a 20lb cat. It's the closest thing to a tiger that I've seen

bbbbbut they harm the local birds and wildlife!

>fuck the birds and the local wildlife.

Rationalizing insecurities?

>Trying to basedify cats
Nope, you'll never take cats you fuckers.

>implying training a cat isn't the true test of skill
dogs are literally point and shoot, no skill required unless you are training them to sniff out drugs and even that's a cake walk

Cat
>does random shit that makes you laugh
>loves you for you
>rubs on your leg to get you to pet it
Women
>expect you to make them laugh
>dosen't want to be touched unless it's on their schedule
>loves you for superfical reasons
Cats > most women

>Why does it need an antidote?
Because it's a threat to their evil plans. Men are more motivated and intelligent than women. Making white men more feminine helps ruin their ambition, their will to fight, and makes them cognitively impaired.

Real talk: cats are meant to be your family's exterminators. No rat, mole, or gopher problems if you have a good cat. Keep them outside, they're not truly meant to be an indoor pet, and reward them for hunting. They're natural predators - allow them to be, and you'll be rewarded.

>Why would white Western Millennials rather have a cat than a baby?
Because it's better than them raising another voting degenerate traitor.

Because if you don't raise your children correctly they're another genetic dead end to our race.

I have an open house policy with my cat, he gets deparasitated every couple months to make sure he's healthy
food is available indoors and it's the all natural shit that only has meat and organs in it + fresh running water
as a result everything he hunts gets deposited inside my tool closet
when I come home from work he stays indoors of his free will and I clean him up with special cat products
he spends all the time I'm at home in my lap or walking besides me from room to room and even obeys orders to bring small objects over to me
I can firmly say my cat is smarter/better and more loving than any dog I've ever had or seen

Cats are for real men tbqh

not to mention I walk him on a leash and he obeys the same commands dogs do

Sounds like you own a fucking pibble niggerdog

I remember when Jow Forums wasn't full of cat hating faggots and actually loved cats.

Why does it matter to this 1 ID posting fgt what people choose to do with their own damn lives?
How much are you paid to make these threads?

What the fuck man, I have four cats living on my property. They don't mess around either, pretty sure they are 1 for 1 male per female. Dead rabbits, marmots, squirrels and even birds show up around my property and I am pleased. I hope these cats have kittens and further protect my property from pests like that. They don't fuck around with my dog though, good thing too. My dog would tear those little bastards up but either way, Cats do have pure masculine traits you can look up to. Felines are amazing hunters and killers.

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Where the fuck are you mystery user?

>1 post by this (seething) ID

My cat lives outside nice try cuck.

Well, you got me. Too many slide threads here lately.

Somewhere. :3

riddler?

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Me and my cousin dealt with fuckhead dog-owners like you before. When a dog jumped into my cousins yard and attacked his cat (even snapped at my aunt when she tried breaking it up) and said fuckhead neighbour blamed us for agitating dog. So me and my cuz took some ground meat and mixed it in with some drain cleaner and ground glass, then proceeded to lay ot in his yard near bushes. Sure enough neighbors wife goes into a panic when their pooch started vomiting blood and had to be rushed to the vet. Let's just say this story ended with the neighbour getting a better dog that now gets along with Svante (cats name). No regrets to this day, only felt bad for the wife because she wasn't really a bad person it's her shitty husband.

I have both...and a dog

Can't I just be friends with my chad maine coon without people turning it into a testosterone competition?

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>Implying a cat can substitute a child
Too independent, doggo is the animal for child substitution

Antarctica poster?

brainwashed
indoctrinated by ZOG

lol. Toxic masculinity=sociopaths getting their way. Civilization is better than that, Ar this point no one seems to know or care. So what the fuck are they talking about? Play shit games, win shit prizes?

I got a cat and I think im a toxic male

my cat hates communist, niggers, and faggots

This is my kot, say something nice!

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every ginger cat i've owned has been super friendly

I see you've never owned a dog. They don't fear you, they love you.

Intense self loathing maybe?

Cats don't grow up to fuck niggers

Wtf are you talking about. Just pet a cat nicely and feed it and they will love you.
Fuck just rub two fingers together where they can see it and they will love you.

>love all living things and nature
>feel physical pain at environmental destruction and animal cruelty
>would sacrifice a billion people with no hesitation to save one mountain

is there something wrong with me Jow Forums

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This
One of the friendliest cats my family has owned, a tiny teddybear. Never once hissed or clawed anyone, even when people have pissed him off. Vicious hunter though, doesn't take shit from any other intruding feline or even smaller dogs that sometimes start sniffing around the yard and having a piss because idiot dogowners.

t.52 y/o roastie. it just looks like a tiger to you because you are female, old, small and weak. it weighs 8 lbs