/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "Press 'F' for Jeff" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Nashville TN 5/29/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Nashville TN 5/29/18
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>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews for Nashville 5/29/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on China/US Sec 5/29/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/29/18
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>StateDep Intl Religious Freedom Report (SoS Pompeo, Amb Brownback) 5/29/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein Commencement Address @Campbell Law School 5/29/18
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>AFSec Wilson @Atlantic Council 5/29/18
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>WH Video: Memorial Day 2018 5/29/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update # 38 (Lara) 5/29/18
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>Pres Trump Memorial Day Message 5/28/18
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>Pres Trump Thanks Honor Guard 5/28/18
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>Pres Trump Memorial Day Event 5/28/18
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>Pres Trump welcomes home Josh Holt 5/26/18
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>JCSChair Gen Dunford Commencement Speech @West Point 5/26/18
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>WH Video: Welcome Home Josh Holt! 5/26/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @Naval Academy Grad Ceremony 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
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Fat fucks

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Thank you President Trump!

Thank you Israel!

MAGA

thats a lot of beans

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Start reading books

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>Look mom I posted it again!

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If you wear glasses, you are a soi boy.
If you have facial hair, you are a soi boy.
If you wear only t-shirts, you are a soi boy.

I tried to buy a copy of the Art of the Comeback last weekend. Even the online stores were out.

Is someone buying all the copies to prevent Leftists from using Trump's methods?

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ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY GOYIM

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MAGA

If you are, you are a soi boy

>america isn't actually obese, we were fatter at the turn of the century than we are now

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Start reading USEFUL books, meaning science, DIY, craftsmanship, music

belletristic literature is worthless past your 20s

>by looking at pictures of paintings.

Ok.

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>173459872

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>facial hair

Alright you low-test queer

The Art of the Deal is in none of those categories.

Nah. Soi bois are easily identifiable, no one trait defines the soilent.

Is it more soi to be overweight or underweight?

If you're going to buy art books, at least buy art history books.

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also, why read a book about some author's paintings instead of purchasing books that teach you how to paint??

Found the fatty that can't wear t-shirts because of his bitch fucking gyno tits and low test no beard face.

Anybody got a pic of the refugee women and children?

Indeed

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Both are soi as fug

This graph is pointless, though.

It compares
>Voting preference of all races by state
to
>Obesity rates of non-hispanic whites by state
To try and draw the conclusion that
>Republican whites are more obese that Democrat whites
Without accounting for the possibility that
>Non-whites can skew voting averages
or that
>Non-whites can skew obesity rates

You'd need a graph that only looked at the net conservatism of whites by state and compared that to the obesity rate of whites by state.

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Right-wing trolls on the Jow Forums message board Jow Forums (known as “politically incorrect”) are in the habit of calling people who they feel represent their values “/our guy/” or “/our girl/,” and a Jow Forums member celebrated Barr’s anti-Semitic tweet, referring to her as “our girl” (and not for the first time).

Barr’s tweets have proven she is “our girl” to Jow Forums trolls, not only because her tweets are reflective of the kind of content that can be found on these sites at all times, but also because she sometimes amplifies users’ narratives by literally disseminating the screen captures of actual Jow Forums posts. On a now-archived Jow Forums thread from May 15, users pointed out that Barr has tweeted screenshots clearly obtained from the message board

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I kind of like Jeff Sessions and his plantation owner accent though :(

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Because it's not the same purpose you romanian brainlet, the US did good not giving you a green card

lol

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it's a self-help book for wishful thinking losers that need a daddy figure to inspire them because their parents were to useless to instill the values needed to make it in this world or they are too brainlets to figure it out on their own
it's why Scott Adams has so many followers when all these followers won't get better from it but are just building Scott's mythos

Nothing wrong with reading this shit, better to uinderstand to the world


What's the best e reader lads? I don't care about price

>t-shirts
Alright faggot. Tell that to all the hard-labor men out there.

Dude, facial hair is onions as fuck.

>Only person who could explain answer to simple geometrical question in all of /ptg/
He is the one eye'd man in the land of the blind

Shit, I was gonna add that pic to the cringe compilation meme. I'm too slow for this shit.

What the fuck is 'Jow Forums'

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Have some self respect.

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>citing Jow Forums
>ever
the absolute state of journalism

>uniform
>over a t-shirt

underweight

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Suddenly it all comes to focus.

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fat produces estrogen but underweight is more numaley

you can't win

>>by looking at pictures of paintings.
...and words...and sentences...built up frolm letters...

who was in the wrong here?

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>R*ddit General

Just pin test faggot

fat stores and releases estrogen

>Nothing wrong with reading this shit, better to uinderstand to the world

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inb4 killed by angelic cop

God, for making niggers.

>oh look i'm gonna play god
and they wonder why they wuz slaves

Go ahead, then you will understand how it's pie in the sky pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

>Because it's not the same purpose you romanian brainlet
what's the purpose for purchasing the equivalent of a picture book for adults if you don't know anything about the methods of painting?
I mean sure you can appreciate the aesthetic value, but that gets old after 2 minutes
you are just purchasing that book for the meme value in the michelangelo name, just like the countless worthless retards that go in line to see the Mona Lisa when they never painted in their life nor can say anything about why a certain painting or painting technique is bettert

you purchasing that book leaves you with nothing at the end of the day, at least you can show it to other people and smell your own farts

fuck, looks like )me( was btfo. hanging myself in 15 seconds, any last words lads?

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how subtle. Really tries to make you think.

So in order to get pussy I just need to starve myself for a few weeks?

What do you think Demons are?

How will white people ever recover?

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and take a shower

>spends it on a cross/crucifix chain
>gets stabbed to death in a mugging

Thank god you we rejected your gypsy ass.

Jow Forums is animal house
jews are Dean Werner
media matters is Needermeyer

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How much do I need to bench press to not be soi?

I can do 225 lbs 3x. But I still look skinny.

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>implying I didn't already know that
Communism only works on paper, that's why intellectuals are so fond of it. It's a great idea, but once you get actual human beings involved, it falls apart pretty quickly.

I hit a nerve. Good.

wypipo

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What happened to sessions?

I was always told 225 is the magic number.

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>Art of the Deal
>Self help
Lmao nigga it's an autobiography

You need to deadlift at least 300kg fuck bench

1.5 times bodyweight.
I can do bit above that.

Finally finished. Non-Hispanic white Republicans are healhier than non-Hispanic white Democrats. General overweight rate ranges between 60 and 70.

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>Jow Forums is animal house
kek you wish faggot
>pic related: is us.

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270 was the goal in my platoon.

>deadlift
That’s the ultimate numale exercise

>What's the best e reader lads? I don't care about price
The original kindle 1.0, it's a classic.

based Spicer

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I'll bet you curl at the squat cage

I've had a kobo aura which I sadly lost, I'd say it was ok but you can get through the book's notes. It really was a hassle, most of the time you have to click on the note, the kobo will load the note's page and then you can't go back to the page you were reading in any other way than manually (finding it back). I ended up not reading the fucking notes, so reading through Moby Dick was absolute hell for me.
There are also the bilingual books, don't read them on it. You go from english to Chaucers's english right next on one page without any warning, really tedious.
Oh and if there are maps in your ebook, you'll never be able to zoom in

see

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For some people just reading books is enough. Subject matter only makes the book more or less palatable for them. Until they develop a taste for knowledge then they can go ahead and digest serious academics.

Spoken like a true nu male manlet soijapoika. I bet you do squats everyday so your ass can look good for your based nigger boyfriend magapede

i'd say LMAO2PLAT

By beans you mean anchor babies
Check those dobles

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tick tock john bolton comes for you zuckerman
i have the largest kobo, its great.

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Strong back means good posture. The only numale here is you sòybòy

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Still going through Don Quixote