STOP PAYING COUNCIL TAX

This is the chat:

www.westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat
www.westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat
www.westyorkshire.police.uk/101LiveChat

but they threaten to track you down, so do it at your own risk - but post results

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Hey MI5 watcha' doin ?
Daily reminder : twitter.com/WestYorksPolice/status/1000095439184592896

Check the date of the tweet.

ask them who they are. they shit their pants. they ask you for your address, age, ethnicity etc. ask them for theirs

best one so far

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>at your own risk
Kek - pic related.

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>We are busy so there may be a delay
>Take your time mate
2 mins later
>How may I help?
>I'd like to report a Nazi with a spoon
*Click*
Day of the Spoon is a go.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD Mi5 START A THREAD ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO STOP PAYING TAX FAGGOT

THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU POST YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD

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If we had bots we could shut down the entire world.

Would you faggots pay 5 dollars for a shitposting bot?

>If we had bots we could shut down the entire world.
Would a python bot be acceptable?

They really don't like me asking about spoons.

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ok call me a faggot if this is bullshit, but i really think that with all these memes and shit it doesnt get under their skin. they just write it off to the kremlin bots. and to the ebul nazis. but if you just ask them what they ask you, name, who are you, where do you live, how old are you, what is your post code and email, they get the chills, because not only you will hate them, the muzzies will hate them too. if youre going to shitpost on their chat - just at some point ask them to tell you all that they are asking you to tell them. or at least ask them if they are a policeman

nice

This. Someone do this and see what happens

this is what happens. quite boring, but i really think it stumbles them

also why are we even writing in this shit council tax thread? fuck

doesn't council tax pay for the cops over there?

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no idea, it is quite the diversion though. practically killed the thread

Do you think Tor browser would get around it?

Don't want to die in jail at the hands of Mudslimes and then have the government "Refuse to comment" on why I died.

dont bother, we got this one for you. if anything like this happens in bulgaria, return the favor

Checked Bulgarbro

Anyone considered using this to drop redpills on them?

>STOP PAYING COUNCIL TAX
Won't the government just borrow/print more money and fuck you all even further?

can someone do one with OOHHH TOMMY TOMMY

They're not policeman. They are poo in loos

if you don't know how to run actual anonymous VPNs and VMs I would advice you to not do anything that can put you in trouble.
The code is pretty easy, maybe a userscript addon would suffice? The requests are pretty simple and you just have to attach a method to the polling.

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>Return the favor
I promise to give your wife and daughter many children after they haul you away for not having your spoon loisence.

i have a katana. back off mutt
doesnt matter, they shit their pants when asked

so print money right back at them

I'm a lot of things, but I've never been a coder.

We have to treat this police chat line just like Tay and other Tay. We have to test the boundaries of the AI and figure out a way to crack it. West Yorkshire Police chat is the new Tay challenge.

my suggestion is just ask them who they are. they dont know how to answer. they are used to collecting everyones data, but they would not even say if they are police officers

yes - council tax pays for police

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I expect tor gets around it and makes you undiscoverable, but I dont know really

well yeah, but at least people will be distrusting of government and their tricks will be apparent.

We just need to stop having faith in their fake currency and demand a lawful money supply

£170 for a police oppression loicense? seems a good deal

For anyone willing to get a bit techy, Algo VPN lets you set up disposable VPN's. You can pay anonymously, set up your VPN, use it for whatever you'd like and then dispose of it afterwards. Much better than a commercial VPN which could be served a warrant for your info

youtu.be/JstaIKCueyc

skip to 2:10 for info about council tax

kek

>believes my name is actually Tom Museehlim the Muslim

The absolute state of britbongs

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it's all fun and games until the gov announces that hate crime reports have gone up 10000% and more draconian laws are required.

fucking KEK

kek

he's underrated, most of his videos are awesome, he's definitely /our eceleb/ kek

I've never hated anyone my whole life long.
But the sheer contempt I feel for this country is inexpressible.

meh, doesn't seem to have much recent shit

>we can trace your IP address
passive aggressive shit every time

£65 for fire compared to £170 for police?
Everything's fire retardant these days, why are we paying so much?

What good is tracking the ip-address if the bants are coming from another country?

It'll just get more people to do shit like this

They will send the international spooning squad to extract them and bring them to the london tower to be jailed

he's been away a bit and not long come back

not really interested in parady songs right now, council tax bit was good though

let's face it, council tax is a bad deal. I pay more to the council than gas+electric+water combined

I don't think they would expect anyone to be autistic enough to endlessly harass some civil servant outsourced wageslave in another country because of Jow Forums memes

the water companies take the piss as well, making me pay for the rain that runs off my roof and runs into the sewer

no pun intended

you must be bored

Wheres your rain licence chum?

cool. The 'Far Right' one's pretty good though.

Me: Hello I am the High King of Djbouti, I would like to report a hate crime, djbouti djbouti
Them: Abusive and nuisance messages will not be tolerated. We kindly ask that you refrain from mis-using this facility. If you choose to ignore this message we may decide to prosecute you under the Malicious Communications Act 1998.
Me: Hello I am the High King of Djbouti. You will tolerate all messages or we may decide to shoot you djbouti, under the Don't Get Snooty With The King of Djbouti Or You'll Get Shooty Act 1719 djbouti.

chekkked and kekkked

ok, will check it out

Lol. very good

Thanks for this. This guys pretty funny

my pleasure mate, I like to promote stuff I like

he's got some funny ones about getting out of parking fines, he really makes it his mission to fuck with these people lel

I'm with you lads