Brit/pol/ - Fresh News Edition (Non-troll Edition)

>Fourteen people injured in multiple vehicle collision in England
feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/UKDomesticNews/~3/By4hdaSW93E/fourteen-people-injured-in-multiple-vehicle-collision-in-england-idUKKCN1IU2QY

>Britain to get new Brexit CURRENCY after EU exit as Tory plans BACKED
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>Boy, 15, stabbed to death in Wolverhampton
news.sky.com/story/teenage-boy-stabbed-to-death-in-wolverhampton-11389847

>Sturgeon tweets Growth Commission defence
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-44305333

>John Charles's widow speaks of his dementia struggle
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44302886

>Paisley event money investigated by Electoral Commission
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44295916

>Boy, 15, admits sexual abuse in Lanzarote and Devon
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-44302908

> Energy firm SSE hikes its electricity and gas prices by 6.7%
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5785969/Energy-firm-SSE-hikes-electricity-gas-prices-6-7.html

>Woman ‘wiped backside then left toilet paper round club after being refused shots’
metro.co.uk/2018/05/30/woman-wiped-backside-left-toilet-paper-round-club-refused-shots-7591272/

>When did the MH17 plane crash happen, how many people died and has Malaysia Airlines recovered?
thesun.co.uk/news/1871229/mh17-plane-crash-ukraine-russia-putin-shot-down-buk-missile/

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Let's see some of those juicy British foreskins. Post pics guys!

Why?

>Chris Grayling says rail industry 'has failed passengers'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44299902

>RMT union will 'align' itself with Labour but not reaffiliate
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44300558

>Conservatives outstrip Labour donations by three to one
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44300554

>Jeremy Hunt will face no further action over property complaint
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44300559

>UK strikes reach all-time low in 2017
bbc.co.uk/news/business-44300117

>Caroline Lucas to step down as Green Party co-leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44297817

>Leanne Wood: Abuse aimed at women 'worse than ever'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44297300

>Free childcare 'not taken by Welsh parents'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-44292076

>A Very English Scandal: Former MP Hooson portrayal 'unfair'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-44302393

>Putin critic Bill Browder freed after brief arrest in Spain
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44301072

>BREXIT FURY: Remainer-in-chief faces backlash after likening EU exit to appeasing HITLER
express.co.uk/news/politics/967099/brexit-news-eu-uk-best-for-britain-remain-Lord-Malloch-Brown-appease-nazi-germany

>New bans on junk food in obesity drive
express.co.uk/news/politics/967063/obesity-junk-food-ban-vat-young-people-ministers

>Ruth Davidson will BEAT Rees-Mogg in Tory leadership race, declares political commentator
express.co.uk/news/politics/967032/Ruth-Davidson-Jacob-Rees-Mogg-Tory-leadership-Scottish-Conservative-Theresa-May

>Clean Brexit or pay EU bills for years warns Rees-Mogg
express.co.uk/news/politics/966925/brexit-jacob-rees-mogg-britain-italy-eu-bills-trillion-budget

>UK BITES BACK: Theresa May orders EU to ditch 'soundbites and anonymous briefings'
express.co.uk/news/politics/966915/brexit-news-theresa-may-EU-negotiations-jacob-rees-mogg-irish-border-talks

>Ruth Davidson BACKS Hunt's bid for more NHS funding amid calls to ease immigration target
express.co.uk/news/politics/966758/ruth-davidson-jeremy-hunt-nhs-funding-uk-funding-immigration-targets

>BREXIT BETRAYAL: Top Government advisor 'poached by Labour to draw up Corbyn's EU policy'
express.co.uk/news/politics/966735/abour-party-tom-watson-jeremy-corbyn-mike-hatchett-civil-servant

>‘EU bureaucracy gone mad!’ MEP blasts insurance proposals for electric bike users
express.co.uk/news/politics/966692/eu-news-european-commission-ireland-electric-bike-insurance-brian-hayes-mep

>‘You’ve bitten off more than you can chew!’ Nigel Farage roasts EU for BULLYING Italy
express.co.uk/news/politics/966366/Nigel-Farage-European-Union-Italy-elections-political-crisis-five-star-movement-Lega

>40,000 new places must be found at schools after the influx of migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/966311/migrants-schools-education-system-ministers-government-council-funding

Are they any real people in that thread though?
Or just Ted and his bots?

youtube.com/watch?v=U016JWYUDdQ

>Theresa May condemned for 'business as usual' after Conservatives accept £100,000 from former Putin ally's wife
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-party-russia-donations-putin-theresa-may-lubov-chernukhin-tory-a8375636.html

>Best for Britain chief campaigning for second referendum compares Brexit to appeasement of Nazi Germany
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-nazi-germany-best-for-britain-lord-mallochbrown-george-soros-referendum-gina-miller-a8375426.html

>UK could produce Brexit commemorative coins, hints treasury minister
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-coins-royal-mint-advisory-committee-robert-jenrick-treasury-a8375726.html

>Brexit: British voters took benefits of EU citizenship for granted, Luxembourg prime minister says
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-citizenship-referendum-xavier-bettel-luxembourg-a8375376.html

>Police called to Parliament after intruder tries to climb Big Ben scaffolding
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/parliament-intruder-latest-updates-climb-big-ben-met-police-investigation-a8375631.html

>Labour condemns 'disastrous' HMRC cuts after millions of taxpayer calls go unanswered
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-hmrc-cuts-taxpayers-call-contact-helpline-revenue-customs-a8375261.html

>Brexit: Second referendum campaign to be launched, George Soros announces
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-second-referendum-vote-george-soros-best-for-britain-gina-miller-a8375071.html

>Richard Madeley abruptly stops interview after Gavin Williamson repeatedly dodges question about Putin
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/richard-madeley-interview-gavin-williamson-good-morning-britain-elephant-putin-a8375061.html

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>‘Murdered’ Russian Journalist Turns Up Alive
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>Grenfell Council ‘Did Not Hate The Poor’
feedproxy.google.com/~r/guidofawkes/~3/7YwA632LNvs/

>RMT to “Align” With Corbyn-Supporting Labour Candidates
feedproxy.google.com/~r/guidofawkes/~3/Ds26_Inwsfc/

>Deborah Haynes New Sky News Foreign Affairs Editor
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>Majority of Public Want Lords Elected or Abolished
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>Police Arrest Intruder Attempting to Climb Scaffolding on Parliament
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>Labour vs Millwall
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>Ruth and Hammond’s Radical New Tory Ideas: More Taxes, More Spending, More Regulation
feedproxy.google.com/~r/guidofawkes/~3/duL5MlMdHrg/

>Tories Raise More Than Labour By 3 to 1 in Q1
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>Laurie Penny’s $4,000-a-Month Hot Take: “F*ck You, Irish Republic”
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>Battling for the beret: Russian military take tough tests to join Special Forces
tass.com/defense/1007243

>Russia and China agree to boost military cooperation
tass.com/defense/1007194

>Russia to upgrade heavy sniper rifle
tass.com/defense/1007174

>Newest minesweeper to join Black Sea Fleet in autumn
tass.com/defense/1007117

>Russia signs new delivery contract with Kazakhstan on Mi-35 combat helicopters
tass.com/defense/1006969

>Russian Defense Ministry refutes reports on jets intercepting Israeli F-16 over Lebanon
tass.com/defense/1006919

>Celebrating a century of protecting Russia’s perimeters: Border Guard Service turns 100
tass.com/defense/1006834

>Trials of Russia’s advanced aerial refueling tanker scheduled for July
tass.com/defense/1006847

>Russian hi-tech firm to showcase new noiseless sniper rifle
tass.com/defense/1006829

>Mozambique, Russia discussing weapons to be purchased, says top diplomat
tass.com/defense/1006783

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Everything is not as it seems.

Why are those threads both so dead?


youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8

And why won't this thread bump?

You might think I'm faking and saging my own thread.
But I can't fake the deafening silence in those other threads.

Well, I guess this thread just dies then

Brit/pol/ threads are on pages 10, 10 and 7 respectively.

No one has posted in any of them (expect me of course) for over 6 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=i-ZUXQuFcnw

Maybe it will.
That was weird

Because my Id changed.
That was odd. I didn't choose that.

Had momentary internet connection problems for a minute there.
Maybe someone reset the router.

Start panicking, freak.

SAGE

No, I think they work for the Russians desu.

>Start panicking, freak.
You're all alone here Ted?
Only me to keep you company?

youtube.com/watch?v=f5qICl3Fr3w

Like that waifus edition should at least have had people posting their political waifus.

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Im lurking dw

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Far from it.

Post something fun.
Life is too serious these days.
People need cheering up.

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One other person isn't really that far from just you and me desu.

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sort of expected that last one to be funnier
maybe i just don't know enough about that brutal conflict to get the jokes

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Quite like Shit/pol like this.
Reminds me of how comfy hours used to be.
Why are so may people up so late theses days?

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Maybe they're just happy to let me post these on my own because they're approved?

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>Dropping Dodge Challengers from helicopters onto crisis actors

every time

I wish I had more of these.

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TOMORROWS QT LINEUP

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>BASED BLACK TORY
>qt but probally completly insufferable
>who
>who
>white rapper
dire

Ted posters will call you a leftist for disagreeing with them.

Sure, but you first.

>Loki
Isn't that the rapper one of those alt-right ecelebs listens to?

>20 posts in a 40 post thread
kys

Pats are a good way to start.

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This.

She's giving out pats. That's so cute.

>hating me for keeping shit/pol alive on my own
What's your problem, mate?

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You are just a government shill. Fuck off.

Tsundere/pol/ is never grateful, senpai.

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There was already two existing thread you did not need to make another one. 36 posts in this thread are your own. You're not keeping Brit/pol/ alive, you're killing it. Intentionally.

Then she needs more pats.

Oh really? And you have some proofs of that, Vlad?

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SAGE THIS THREAD

>you're killing it. Intentionally.
No, the deafening silence killed those ofther threads.
Unless 2 posts calling it fake is enough to kill a thread.
I doubt Brit/pol is really that weak.

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>deafening silence
What is that about?

Must be coordinated off site

But that would mean all but a handful of you a part of some sinister conspiracy against the thread (or maybe just me) but that would just be silly, right?

Why aren't you posting in the other thread, mate?

OP is a Faggot.

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>> Must be coordinated off site
unless....

youtube.com/watch?v=ZF4Z6smOrZw

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Another shit thread I see.

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youtube.com/watch?v=D5NUcBoniIg

Why do you faggots even vote Tory? They're even more authoritarian than Labour

>>And why won't this thread bump?
You can't bump your own thread, idiot.

>forgot to quote the post number
seems I've no right to call anyone an idiot

are oswald mosley's books good for someone who has a loose understanding of fascism and would like to learn more about the 'ideology'?
what about mussolini's?

There, there, silly. Relax your hand on my head.

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Mosley's '100 questions asked and answered' is a good start, you can easily find it online and it's a very short read

HAIL VICTORY

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whiter than all of you mohamads

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kek

>to be honest I just don't CARE about being on BNP stickers
>I do know what I'm talking about it's just that I don't CARE
>chuckle chortle
>I don't actually CARE

>sargon
>yank street signs
>BNP
wtf

this is fake jej pure autism

what the fuck

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whiter than you achmad

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Our stepfather is going to the white ethnocity of Portland, Oregon

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anyone here remember when guy verhoffstadt was in coronation street?

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The 80s were crazy times man.

I really, really hope Dyke Davidson tries to run for leader, and then gets BTFO in a popular vote against the MOGG. I want to see this lesbian Kim-Jong Un cosplayer end her political career in disgrace and humiliation.

is this from some yank on here?

Friendly reminder (you) must stand up against tyranny & resist your pedophile-occupied government

>LARPing

Does your cranium release large quantities of dopamine in response to detecting the presence of my four wheeled motorised transportation device through the photosensitive rod and cone cells in the retinas of your eyes, thus associating said automobile with feelings of joy and pleasure?

Mogg is a chump.

Sorry, I stayed up until 7 in the morning and then fell asleep because my lazy bitch of a mother wouldn't get up to make me tea because it's her "week off" and she wanted to have "a lie in" fucking bitch made me miss the day.

has talmud tommy been shanked yet?

>Campaign Against Antisemitism

Verified account

@antisemitism
May 25
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CAA welcomes call by our Honorary Patron, Sir @EricPickles, for a law against Holocaust denial, following the conviction of Alison Chabloz
>twitter.com/antisemitism/status/1000076776750637062
based tories

fuck off pube

Pube lives somewhere in Scotland, I live in Hampshire.

>tfw I trapped and killed another grey today
Are you doing your part Brit/pol/?

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>leader of brit/pol/
>not pube
larper

Start buying guns.

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lads is there any hope?

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situations are never hopeless

there is no hope for nonwhites, abdul

imposters out

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I have formulated a plan which will save Britain. Give me a good reason to implement it

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When will the stream be aweary of flowing
Under my eye?
When will the wind be aweary of blowing
Over the sky?
When will the clouds be aweary of fleeting?
When will the heart be aweary of beating?
And nature die?
Never, oh! never, nothing will die;
The stream flows,
The wind blows,
The cloud fleets,
The heart beats,
Nothing will die.

Any Chislehurst anons?
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-armed-police-respond-reports-12623929

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tfw just started trying to get back into reading and was going really well but i'm near the end of my book and the words are just not going in
probably just burned out but still feelsbad

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erm can't fink of any

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what ya reading son?

meditations by marcus aurelius
it has reawakened my mind