Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Bazi Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176821235/BAMF-Skandal-SPD-haelt-sich-Option-U-Ausschuss-mit-AfD-offen.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/sonntagsfrage-afd-nur-noch-knapp-hinter-der-spd-a2451346.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=vWu5Ccsz0yo

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=WypJDzyZU_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=eG3TAvZvocI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To
youtube.com/watch?v=RHmz7-xmFOY

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/yougov.htm
youtu.be/uFcpGmN_bEY
epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2018/_05/_17/Petition_79822.mitzeichnen.registrieren.html
erklaerung2018.de/
zeit.de/politik/ausland/2018-05/russischer-journalist-arkadi-babtschenko-lebt
youtube.com/watch?v=fvXOfq3AB8s
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>You forced my hand here... ;)

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Really makes you think

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Seid ihr schon wieder alle gleichzeitig scheißen?! Traurige Vorstellung, das hier...

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It's the Sommerloch all over again like last year

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Scheiß Sonnenschein und schönes Wetter also...

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I hope that's a rain dance

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>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/yougov.htm
Check it out. AfD is at 16%. and the fact that it got there without hype, hass und hetz means it will remain somewhere around that.

Currently the AfD gets where its at without generating hype because there are no happenings.

This is trending on yt. Pretty fair video about the AfD with some minor redpills.

youtu.be/uFcpGmN_bEY

OHAI famalamm, new OC in pic related

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This would be nice to be included in the OP:

Mehr hat 165.000 haben die Erklärung 2018 auf der Seite www.erklaerung2018.de bereits unterstützt, jetzt ist es aber für das erreichen des Quorums leider ZUSÄTZLICH ERFORDERLICH das ALLE Unterzeichner nochmal auf der Seite des Petitionsausschusses des Bundestags dies bestätigen! Die bisher geleistete Unterschrift auf der Seite www.erklaerung2018.de ist dafür leider nicht ausreichend!!

Daher rufen wir alle unsere Unterstützer nochmal DRINGEND dazu auf, über folgenden Link, die Petition auch dort nochmal zu zeichnen und auch Freunden&Bekannten bescheid zu geben!

epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2018/_05/_17/Petition_79822.mitzeichnen.registrieren.html

Weitere Erklärungen zum Prozedere sind auch unter folgendem Link zu finden -> erklaerung2018.de/

>AfD is at 16%
16% of German voters are utterly retarded, how sad.

>165.000 haben die Erklärung 2018 auf der Seite www.erklaerung2018.de bereits unterstützt
165.000 Deutsche sind geistig behindert, wie tragisch.

*84%

>16% of German voters
That number is closer to 99.999%

Hey Krauts, English only.
How's things going in land of Germs?
Have you found a wife yet?

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>his is trending on yt
What a trash video

Aaaw you poor fragile white males

>How's things going in land of Germs?
Everything is fire
>Have you found a wife yet?
Have you married your cave jesus yet?

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I'd love to see BMW make a real vehicle once.
As big as a Silverado. Germans like big stuff, Bavarians would pay so much for something that is 1. super tiny, 2. would get smashed on the road in accident.
Sorry to hear that, user, both the fire and the unwedness. I figured you'd have a kid by now! And my bf and I broke up, he blocked me on facebook.

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My mom is from outside of Coburg so I have no room to be talking anyway lol

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> I figured you'd have a kid by now!
No thanks
>And my bf and I broke up, he blocked me on facebook.
What a surprise must be his fault.

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Says the poor non(?) white male

White non-pathetic male

Look at you mongrels, you shit your pants when some Muslims want to build a mosque lol

gruesse patriots
it's too hot to type

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Photo is very accurate for many Americans with Germgenetics. I think the flag posters are intimidated that there is some country Kraut out there doing bad things and loving Germany vs them sitting in there concrete jungles slapping their poo on other monkeys in their long lines to get a slice of cake.
Yeah I think he blocked me on accident.

>White non-pathetic male
While shitposting and attacking people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
Yeah, I don't buy that.

>you shit your pants when some Muslims want to build a mosque lol
??

Hi Paddy, sorry to hear about your countrymen going insane and losing their brainz. We all mourn for Ireland. Americans are very upset, if that makes you feel any better.

>While shitposting and attacking people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
Just dropping by to laugh at you imbeciles. It's turning pretty sad though. :^(

>Just dropping by to laugh at you imbeciles.
Which is one step more pathetic...

You've never been to Bavaria.

At least we get more embryos for stem cell research now.

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Well, since my mother is an actual German and I spent a good part of my childhood there, it applies a little more. But I still get it, I know I'll never actually be German. Even though, ironically, my dad looks more Aryan than my mom.

It's pretty fun to watch though.

>oh no, Germany is going down the drain
>let's shit post about it and root for the garbage party on the internet, surely that will change anything
>mfw

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I lived in Grafenwöhr for 3 years, and Bayreuth for another 3. Though Bayreuth is Franconian culturally so I guess it doesn't count.

>>let's shit post about it and root for the garbage party on the internet, surely that will change anything
You need to relax somewhere, don't you?
And it is not like people here don't have a real life...

thanks user this place is completely fucked
i'm going to south africa to help the Boers

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FAKE NEWS!! FAKE NEWS!!
zeit.de/politik/ausland/2018-05/russischer-journalist-arkadi-babtschenko-lebt

everyone knows that conspiracies don't exist and conspiracy theorists are kaggnadsis

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it hasn't rained since the referndum which is very unusual
and the temperatures are soaring
god is punishing ireland
it may never rain again

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Cleaning that shit up for 'tissue samples' is one huge mess ... :/

>god is punishing ireland
rightly so

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>fake death
>reveal 1 day later it was a fake

They are so fucking retarded, they will just send a new killer now

To be fair your abortion law was kinda retarded. There is no reason to ban abortion in case of incest, rape or when the baby is dead anyway.

I cut open "Kaulquappen" when I was younger, must be similar

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Kinda. You get used to it and tend to ignore the ... debris. First time I did it I got one of those bags, poured it into the petri dish ... one huge clump of blood pudding (fast coagulation, same happens during natural birth so the mother does not bleed to death when the placenta detaches).

Poked into it with plastic tweezers to find the placenta bits ... hit something sinewy, like a tough piece of meat in a Gulasch. Applied a bit more pressure and suddenly OH GOD A FUCKING TINY ARM JUST POKED OUT OF THE PUDDING LIKE IT WAS WAVING AT ME!!!

Almost gave me a heart attack ... of course the arm was not attached to anything anymore. It had tiny little fingernails. Week 12 something ...

33% + 17% + 2 x 11% for umvolkungs-agenda

it is probably a propaganda stunt anyway

>And it is not like people here don't have a real life...
You're like those retarded 9/11 truthers

computing forever says eu will make links illegal
youtube.com/watch?v=fvXOfq3AB8s

lame

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>post yfw AFD overtakes SPD

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>umvolkungs-agenda

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I can understand why you are happy that your days in the laboratory are over.

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>You're like those retarded 9/11 truthers
How so?

Bavarians are based right wing catholics

>computing forever
What sad trash is this

I really have to explain it to you?
You are invested in bizarre conspiracy theories and think you're doing anything about your fantasies on the internet.

>You are invested in bizarre conspiracy theories
Which conspiracy theory do I believe in?
I am not aware of any.

No petitions.
At best I'll include the link to the website.

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your emotional investment is high, why so mad?

the virgin Neuschwanstein vs. the chad Wartburg

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Moomin nationalism

>your emotional investment is high
It's as high as closing the tab to this shithole

Dunno what you personally believe in, but I'm pretty sure you're a run of the mill racist retards.

>Says the poor non(?) white male

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Is that cross shopped or made out of tinfoil? :^)

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containment shill activated:

>Dunno what you personally believe in, but I'm pretty sure you're a run of the mill racist retards.
You certainly have some knowledge about what I believe in, why else would you accuse me of being a conspiracy theorist?

>>Says the poor non(?) white male
What about this?

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>You certainly have some knowledge about what I believe in, why else would you accuse me of being a conspiracy theorist?
You certainly are retarded enough. I don't care about you as an individual. I'm using you in the plural which holds true for the rabble espousing their fantasies here.

I'd still miss the 'figuring stuff out' part but the rest ... no tears shed.

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Who did you vote for in the last election?

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to be completely explicit here:
oftentimes, questioning of the official narrative of the media gleichschaltung will be met with a conspiracy theory dismissal.
therefore, this is a significant opening

The sad party

So you know nothing about me, accuse me of being a conspiracy theorist and still can't name a single thing I believe in?
I mean come on.

>I'm using you in the plural which holds true for the rabble espousing their fantasies here.
What do "we" believe in here?

No, talking like a lunatic and sharing lunacies will.

>So you know nothing about me
Oh you're catching on, took you a while. :^)

>What do "we" believe in here?
Bizarre bullshit like It's pretty weird how you circle jerk and get off on brown people stuff

>What do "we" believe in here?
Such ridiculous things as evolution, which he would call racism.

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>17 posts by this goy
you care a lot for someone who allegedly doesn't care

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It's called "a good motive"

Don't mistake my guilty pleasure for caring :^)

wtf i love saxony now

activated

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>BUERGER-GEWAHR
Please potato-chan, stop trying

>Oh you're catching on, took you a while. :^)
I mean, you claimed to know I am a conspiracy theorist.

>>What do "we" believe in here?
>Bizarre bullshit like
Will the current migration and birthrates when projected into the next generations lead to Europeans becoming a minority?

>I mean, you claimed to know I am a conspiracy theorist.
No, you just don't get the English language apparently, or what generalizing in the daily shit thread of lunatics is.

>Will the current migration and birthrates when projected into the next generations lead to Europeans becoming a minority?
Well, one thing is for sure, you're a racist spastic.

reminder that the afd is the only party in germany right now that has a somewhat credible semblance of representing the volk.

what pleasure exactly
hanging on to a dying communist party, which doesn't give a rats ass about the working class, blaming its successor for its own demise?

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>communist party
>SPD
Oh no, you're retarded.

>No, you just don't get the English language apparently, or what generalizing in the daily shit thread of lunatics is.
>>>>You are invested in bizarre conspiracy theories

I don't know but it seems like the only person here incapable of comprehending the English language is you.

>Well, one thing is for sure, you're a racist spastic.
Nice dodge of the question.
What "racist" thing have I said though?

they gotta earn them (yous)

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I don't even want to ask how often your mom dropped you off the changing table as a kid.

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>Neuschwanstein
wasn't that guy a famous german footballer recently

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So much for the tolerant left.

i don't think anyone pays for this shit desu

>I don't know but it seems
Yeah, to you. As in you, as a person. Not as in you, as a mongrel mob on the internet in this particular thread.

>What "racist" thing have I said though?
That migrants can't be Europeans you spastic. Even retarded Storch of the party this thread is about, even though it's laughable with all her other garbage rhetoric, said: "Deutschsein ist eine Frage des Herzens, nicht des Blutes."

I guess you're too racist for the AfD or you don't believe the bull she's spouting to give semblance of not being overtly racist in their usual bait and switch.