"Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.
He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.
He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.
After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school.
Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a "woman trapped inside a man's body", and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.
To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, "Michelle Robinson".
Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle's 'true' identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.''
loooong reach too lol he could prolly wrap dudes up
Henry Cook
or one might be feeling depressed soon after saying such a thing and suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head 3 times, its been known to happen. all about dat inversion innit m8
Jesus. This meme of a shitty joke is overplayed. Stop fucking saying >you'll suicide with three shots to back of hep *hee haw knee slapper
Camden Ramirez
BAS will be our takbir one day, soon enough.
Brayden James
poast proofs
Alexander Young
> you can have an accident while exercising, a dumbell can fall on your head. a boating accident, car crash, OD, the possibilities are quite endless. You type like a redditor so my kind words would be: get the fuck out of here faggot
Eli Ross
Michelle is superior Melanie.
Luis Thomas
>"rookie" season in college >7.5 sacks freshman year Were you even going to try and convince non-neets?
Julian Bailey
i dont play your hand egg sport where men in go out in latex suits and tickle each other lol, i play hockey. thats your final argument of prooving michael is not a tranny because of some handegg stats?
Mason Anderson
With those traps; without a doubt
Jordan Kelly
Paul McCartney is king nigger's mom? Getting juicy!
Evan Wood
I unironically laughed at her tremendous sense of humor.
