>Finland
>tall, blonde hair, blue eye nords
>the Nordic bulwark against the Asiatic hordes for millennia
>embarrsed the slavshits in combat
>fought on the axis side in WW2, and yet somehow didn't lose (win/win)
>measures distance based off the biological functions of moose
So Jow Forums, why haven't you converted to Finnish yet?
not to mention finnish girls
*doesnt reply to meme flags*
I have officially converted into finnicism already in 2014. Feels good man.
good on ya lad. tell everyone how great it feels
Feelsgud to be part of the masterrace.
Embarrassed slavshits? R u talking about the time u lost Vyborg?
>>Nords
>>the Nordic bulwark against the Asiatic hordes for millennia
this indevidual is tripping
bud yes we are breddy gud :DDD
2 bad our ministery of education is shoving jewish lies up our ass
BINLAND LOVS BIG BENIS :DDDD
Also, you do realise that finnish tribes came from asia( ural mountains)?
most europeans came from asia
it doesn't matter anymore
oh no no no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mutt
>tfw 1% Finn dna from test
>tfw Finnish haplogroup
Embrace me, brothers!
Do you realize that Brits come from France?
No, britts, are celtic tribes mixed with german tribes
Finns are part of the Asiatic hordes as well as all of Russia
I mean as embarassing as the wars were for Russia, we did have to give them tons of land. Couldnt call that a win, Karelia is finnish clay and must be reclaimed.
Make Finland Great again.
Sweden too :)
That's what I was trying to say
Suomi (Finland) is ugro-finnish. They are not nordic.
Amerimutts are truly retarded.
Second whitest people on this planet, Mohammed
Right after lithuanians.
Finns truly are the best and the most Nordic. Planning to move there.
In my experience when i was going through Scandinavia, the swedes were shorter and non-blonde compared to tall Finns. I guess this meme is jealousy from swedes or something..
Post a white Finn, I've never seen one, everyone has Mongoloid facial structure
delet it bucko
gib me finnish gf ;__;
The only one in your picture that can pass as white is the guy on the top right, the rest are basically niggers from my perspective
SUOOOOOOOOOOOOOMI MÄMMI SAUNA KOSKENKORVA PERKELE PUUKKO JÄÄKIEKKO VÄKIVALTA KALAKUKKO KARJALA KARHU OLVI KOFFI SALMIAKKI VITTU SAATANA PERKELE JUMALAUTA PYSTYKORVA
shut up mongol swede. I have been to your country and know your secret.
you swedes have almost same amount of east asian admixture as we finns AND your country is full of niggers
LMAO
We don't need any Amerimutts here. You can fuck right off.
Based Nordmongolian cousins.
Is it known where in the Ural region each tribe came from, or is it just broadly?
>The isolation of Finnish genetics can be explained by the fact that they were at one time a very small population, preserving its genetic idiosyncrasies as it expanded.
bigthink.com
Not inbreed enough.
>portugal
>european
You are lying. Vast majority of finns came to this territory from Ural mountains in early 18th century, having the same ugric genes as hungarians.So, some of you ARE white and some have distinctive mongoloid traits. It's not an insult, it's a fact.
Sven is mad girls in Finland are cuter than in Sweden
>Vast majority of finns came to this territory from Ural mountains in early 18th century
wait what are you trying to imply here?
>this coming from Russian
LMAO, we have all seen the pics from your people Ivan. You're the most mongolid people there are after asians.
>ast majority of finns came to this territory from Ural mountains in early 18th century
aaaaaaaaaaaaHAhAhAhaHaHahaHaH
finnish man come home
Nope. And we are quite far away genetically and afaik not even the Magyars conquering the Carpathian basin had Finno-Ugric DNA markers. According to a recent study they had predominantly Nordic and East-Asian DNA with significant Caucasian, very similar to the ones found in Hunnic graves (Nordic and Caucasian are explained by the Goths and Alans being Hunnic clients and intermarrying with them), which might prove that our origin myths might have some truth to them.
Linguistically only our "core" words related to family, hunting and nature are Finno-Ugric, the ones relating animal husbandry, warfare, basic religion (God etc) are Turkic, and the ones related to agriculture are Slavic. And then we picked up a lot from German and Latin.
>fins
>mongoloid race
>zero contribution to civilization, art, science, philosophy
>zero culture
>pseudo-soviet capital city
OP's a faggot and so are all non-sageing yous
>having the same ugric genes as hungarians
But we don't have them.
>zero contribution to civilization, art, science, philosophy
>zero culture
Wrong.
> tfw your legs are thicker than 90% of your countrymen
Finns are whiter than Netherlands
I've clearly stated that. Those of you who are white belong to the same ethnic group as swedes and. It used to b one great white community until kikes brought us artificial languages and draw borders out of their asses. Some of you are mongoloid of course.
It's even in your language. Your tribe was called "Ugri" on our old maps.
finns are caucasians actually, but i'm sure you know more about us than i, thanks to your Jow Forums knowledge
I'm an Ethiopian Jewish Brit, can I join?
FACT: The higher you are on the graph the whiter you are
Finnish women give pussy most easily to foreigners in Europe. We are a nation of cucks. Nit as cucked as sweden tho
you have no idea of what you're talking about.
where the hell did you even get the idea that we finns came here in 18th century?
and what swedish ethnicity? even our fennoswedes are almost completely finnish
LOL Russians aren't white, or japs or Korean, or Eskimos, pls no fake news friend
Sorry but Finns are not part of your mongolid bloodline russian Ivan
>Searching for the Finnish root
We are unlucky people in Finland because the soil in Finland is acidic and destroys all organic remains in one millennium. We will never know the genetic appearance of people who lived here during the first millennium or earlier. This fact let us speculate about our ancient ancestor and people also do it. The outcome depends pretty much on beliefs and myths. I try to bypass the exact solution to this problem by using modern genomes and a retroactive way. I spit all 99 Finnish samples into 6 groups using Finestructure. Then I ran each groups against global references using Globetrotter to find out which one of 6 Finnish groups shows the oldest admixture date. It happened that the oldest Finnish mixture included three genetic elements: Scandinavians, Estonians and Saamis. Sound good so far, but it is not simple at all. Although the Finns are a relatively homogeneous group and removing outliers is quite a simply task, this same doesn't fit with Estonians. I am kind of sure that many thing happened changing Estonians, for example the Slavic expansion during the first millennium and the demolition of all old kingdoms by devastating German, East Baltic and Slavic armies on the Eastern Baltic coastline in the beginning of the second millennium. The little can be done, can be done.
>First the test showing the present mixture of the "Finnish root":
>Estonian 0,518
>Scandinavian 0,415
>Saami 0,067
>And then the Finnish root after searching for the most obvious admixture date:
>59 generation or 1620 years ago
>Scandinavian 0,730
>Estonian 0,164
>Saami 0,106
Of all the land around Sweden you had to be a cunt to our own flesh and blood?
Also congrats on passing 100 years of independence based Suomi!
>Finnish
People should really stop mixing the colour of their passports and blood. Sluts have no homeland, they are a be-product of race-mixing. There are no fiinish, no russian, no swedish sluts. There are "sluts" as such.
Memes exist for a reason. Obviously most Finns are Caucasoid, but some are Mongoloid and if you're gonna deny the fact that some Finn's blatantly look part Asian I would say your eyes aren't working properly.
this
>Your tribe was called "Ugri" on our old maps
Those must have been the Mansi and the Khanty people of today as we were already chilling in today's Ukraine with our horses when you established your first Slavic states, and I doubt they had maps anyhow.
Don't convert
tää on iha perseestä
>So Jow Forums, why haven't you converted to Finnish yet?
i didnt know you could convert to finnish tell me how high priest of spurdo
of course i know that some finns look asian, but so do swedes and norwegians, yet people don't talk about it.
They aren't that high up, but neither are you
From my experience Sweden had more those kind of people. But it's irrelevant either way as it was like 1 in 50000
>High priest of Spurdo
ebin
You know our tzar Peter the great? He was a german invader, just like the whole Romanov family. With him came dozens of german bureaucrats who immediately started brutally oppressing nearby lands. Slav peasants moved either south, closer to Caucasus, or went north, to Sweden (Stockholm is in a fact russian word). The vast empty lands were quickly colonized by undemanding folk, many of them were mongoloid. They don't teach stuff like this at schools, I know.
I don't really care about your race actually. I care about contributions to western art, science, thought and civilization. Fins have quite literally none.
wtf meant to post
Per capita Finns have achieved more than your irrelevant Netherlands. They are a small population so not fair to compare them to Germany or Italy.
>They don't teach stuff like this at schools, I know.
So it's like the Sumerian-Etruscan-Hunnic continuity.
Problem was the russkie was off with his century by quite a lot. Mongoloids basically brought agriculture and more sophisticated tools here not quite long after Ice Age, then got mixed with the locals in a few hundred years. So that part of our gene pool is not hundreds of years old, its tens of thousands of years old.
No, data shows you're neither white nor european
we have achieved in the last 50 years more than anyone has ever. we went from poor backwater shithole to one of the most successful countries ever
stat.fi
For a long time majority of tribes from ocean to ocean were either slavic, or heavily mixed with slavs. Venice are "Veneti" one tribe, for example. Celts are "Scoloti" another. Etruscan is nowadays easily translated using old russian alphabet. What I'm saying, people must stop applying there stupid artifical country names to themselves, stop believing in fictional history, it's all lies. What matters is blood. Nothing else.
The Balkanic countries are "high" yet by every standard including the percentage of fair hair they're not. Plus the Balts have stange faces with big noses and probably a very low intelligence that explains their non history
how do you define white or european?
Like this
Wow Catalonians are quite swarthy
>the Balts
Estonia is literally Finland, hence ugric genes and awful language. Lithuania is pure white, their language is even closer to ancient slavic than our own. So don't mix them.
>let me draw some arbitrary circle with ms paint and maybe people will believe it
>Lithuania is pure white
>language=genetics
You mean them being baltic-finns themselves too.
Finnishism is just a form of Scandinavianism that will be enriched until it is destroyed. Never convert to a losing side.
Finnish language is one of the oldest spoken European languages with Icelandish and Basque.
Your new and a bit asiatic slavic language came much later
theculturetrip.com
My grandma was a pure blooded fin. Does that mean I can have a comfy vacation cabin with sauna in Finland?
Most Russians are Finns
White means Northwestern European you dumb Slav. Fair hair isn't the only condition to be white, other facial features that define what the white is are importants. If you only go by the color of the skin, then Korean women are among the whitest, yet they're not part of the white race, and the same goes with Balto Slavs.
i like it
>Portugal most european
>Ireland most white
this is the greatest shitpost
northwestern russians*
They are in no way connected with their neighbours.Theit language says everything about this ethnogroup. They are old, pure and definitely will be hardly cucked sweden-style in forecoming years.
>last 50 years
>achieved
Yes, sure. Therefore you are irrelevant to Western Civilization which was already dead or dying 50 years ago.
well you have to by drawing circles if you want to define who's white and who's not. the only question is how big is its circumference and where is its center
We kept our independence. That's the most imortant thing
Here's a tip, shill: all of slavic and later white culture came from Hyperborea, with was located in northen parts of Russia and partly Scandinavia. Finnish is artifical, as majority of modern languages. They all have the same roots. Latin, for example, has 3000 same words as russian. Guess why.
lol, the centers of the circles are the most White / European, the names are just legends m8