Guys... Is this a good excuse to miss work?

Guys... Is this a good excuse to miss work?

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What a sad, sad picture

Onions.

Sorry, I can't swindle the goyim today, I have a cat on my shoulders.

>newfag

It's shame that a great hunter became the slave of an soiboy

>shouldercats
>not having lappigs

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Sorry boss drank to much onions this morning. Not coming to work I am getting my dick cut off.

Maybe he actually typed onions. You don't know.

>those soulless beady eyes attempting to emulate the smallest shred of humanity and enjoyment

is this peak onions?