AUS/POL/ CHING EDITION

Evening lads.

>Fact check: Are more than half of Australia's working-age Muslims not in the workforce? - Fact Check
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-04/fact-check-muslim-workforce/9800656

>Australian retail sales beat
businessinsider.com.au/australia-retail-sales-april-2018-6

>Australia just got some promising news on the outlook for unemployment
businessinsider.com.au/australia-unemployment-rate-employment-growth-lead-indicator-2018-6

>The Queensland beach town where you can pay for your holiday in bitcoin
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-03/australias-first-digital-currency-friendly-town/9828306

>Melbourne Police officer resents being 'poster boy' in political fight over African youth crime
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-04/highpoint-police-teenager-poster-boy-for-african-youth-crime/9833164

>Public Service Commissioner quits $678,000 job amid questions over IPA links
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-04/australian-public-service-commissioner-john-lloyd-resigns/9832410

>Australia must stay cool on China, and press the reset button - China power
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-04/australia-china-xi-jinping-donald-trump-malcolm-turnbull/9830818

>Fear not, shoppers: Amazon’s Australian geoblock won’t cramp your style
theconversation.com/fear-not-shoppers-amazons-australian-geoblock-wont-cramp-your-style-97612

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What's for dinner lads?

We're all gonna make it

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First for lazy millennials ruining everything

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>tfw theres a millennial larping as a boomer in the australian housing thread

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Thread theme from last week
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Is accounting really going to be automated?

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move to Armindale you pussy

Guys

How the fuck are Aussies going to survive

Chinks and boomers have jacked up housing so high and gutted so many jobs which go to 457s now

A fucking home in sydney averages $1 million
All the other capitals are overvalued as fuck
Boomers got lucky riding the Sydney 2000 boom/Mining boom/Chink real estate money boom

Anyone 30 or under trying to work a regualr job and mortgage a property at max prices is a cuck

I know the normies are fuked for life thanks to shekelstein and the banks mortagages

Whats the plan ausbrahs?

I''m thinking save and invest money and later buy cheap property in South East Asia like Malaysia/Indonesia/Thailand

Something like a 1 bedroom apartment in a gated safe complex for $100k

Gain residency/Rent out the apartment for cash flow if I want to live elsewhere in the meantime, but always have it in the bag.

Develop passive income/work from home job/ to offset the lower cost of living

Gain a property faster then the Joneses getting cucked on a Million $ Mortgage in Sydney

Retire/ Finanical Independance in 10-15 years

Let the normies chinks and boomers fall over each other when Australia goes into a recession and shit

I mean it already is really, there is no need for an accountant unless you are a business or need auditing

Its Lamb oclock

>full

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Typical entitled millennial who wants a million dollar house before he hits 25.

There's plenty of affordable houses out there but they aren't in your comfort box inner city or rich suburban beach coastal town. As if you or anyone else on this board deserves a 'good' house that you were probably raised in.

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At the risk of sounding like a neet the only chance we have is becoming rich (finding a niche) good luck living a fulfilling life in Australia being on a wage.

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tuna or some kind of stir fry

Gray is uninhabitable land cunt

>mfw brisbane
what'd those dumb kids do?
>fatties and fedora tippers
lmao

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Why the fuck do you yanks post this every evening?

Heh.
youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690

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frozen pizza and tendies

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GET OFF THE FUCKIN ROAD YA FUCKIN GREAZY BASTARD!

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>dude, just go live in a $500k meth house, lmao

I love this so much ;_;

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you couldn't pay me $72,000 to live in that rodent infested shithole

The grey areas are basically desert that no one could ever live in. So far away from everything there are no roads, no customers and no water. The soil in the grey areas is completely worthless and you cannot plant anything because its practically sand. There is no timber to make a home with and no clay. The vast majority of Australia is inhospitable to life.

Meat pie

So you're saying the majority of Australia is... not full

no, it's uninhabitable

>So you're saying the majority of Australia is... not full
Come live there if you want, mate

>>Fact check: Are more than half of Australia's working-age Muslims not in the workforce? - Fact Check
Inb4 they're all female.

Women should stay at home and raise children and homestead.

Every square inch of viable farm land is in use right now, all the water sources are damned and in use. There are no more water sources to tap there is no more farm land to grow food on. The areas in which people can actually live are completely full in fact overflowing way beyond capacity.

We are full. If you're not White then fuck off.

I'm fairly sure the seppo is just baiting

>all the water sources are damned and in use
That's far from true, but you can blame The Greens for that

Don't call me seppo you jerk

The country looks big but there are only tiny areas that have any rainfall and useful soil. Even the good soils require chemical fertilisers because our soils are deficient in so many nutrients. This is a dry barren land. If you ever go out into bush land you can see how dry it is yourself. Most of the plants in the few areas with rainfall are barely hanging on to life.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet lads?

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Seppo poof

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>gonna get my heavy combination truck licence and probably run over some abos

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I'm not full of shit stop calling me that, yank is ok but not seppo

we really not going to talk about commbnk 700 million dollar fine. These cucks settled with the banks so they wouldn't expose the shit thats happening

Commonwealth Bank to pay $700m in settlement with Austrac over anti-money laundering claims

theaustralian.com.au/business/financial-services/commonwealth-bank-settles-over-austrac-antimoney-laundering-breach-claims/news-story/a684cfde0fbeffef1a4a827d5afa96df

im too drenched in escapism that 4 years have passed with me doing fuckall.
i dont even know what month it is anymore, i need a job

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Poof then, cobba

If you'll open google maps, go look at how much bushland we have cleared. There are tiny pockets left. I guess we could bulldoze that. I mean building apartments for ethnic migrants sounds like a great! Why shouldn't we just open the flood gates to immigrants? It's the job of every Australian to create jobs for economic migrants. Its our job to pay taxes to support them. And if our beautiful bushland has to be cutdown to make way for people from the overpopulated third world then that will just have to happen right?

fuck off ya dirty seppotank

America is a decent option. Housing is heaps cheaper. But healthcare would be a bitch.

it's the future you chose, boomer

why did they launder money?

fucken septic, cunt

Stop it you fucking chink bastards

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How fucked is NZ?

newsroom.co.nz/@summer-newsroom/2017/09/12/46657/newsroom-investigation-national-mp-trained-by-chinese-spies

Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

>Also

Day off, going to spend the night chowing down on steak burgers and date pudding.

>mfw havent left the house in 4 months

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pretty fucked, Gooks are everywhere

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You yanks are big on the idea of colonizing mars, why dont you have a go at terraforming the middle of Australia for us first and get some practice? cause yeah, that grey area might as well be mars.

>72k
>for a fucking shed

realestate.com.au/property/620-beryl-st-broken-hill-nsw-2880

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Livin' da dream.

I'm big on the idea of your chink mum making me dog stew

>those posters who claim that they were homeless 5 years ago but millionaire now

>realestate.com.au/property/620-beryl-st-broken-hill-nsw-2880

>Previously sold for 49k
>Now a real bargain at 72k!

Is this boomer a crypto jew?!

Not really, im going insane, i need a haircut and im filled with dread whenever i think about reality and i've been unemployed for 8 months
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>entitled

After WWII it was the norm for 25 year old veterans to already have 3 kids, a house and a car with a middle class job

The idea that you're entitled for wanting what your grandparents had is the biggest boomer bullshit they ever shat out

How do you survive? Mommy brings you tendie treats?

i-it's a p-prime l-location, just like Mt Druitt and Ipswich are "up-and-coming" areas to invest in!

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Shouldn't australians want to terraform central australia?

let's all tell China to get the fuck out so we can hard reset this shit economic model

Fried Rice

nice try boomer, you're not fooling anyone

kek

How can we user when we do not own it anymore.

No, that would give our government another excuse to fill the country with shitskins

we all know what we have to do

yep, im pic related too

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an ethnic pogrom?

Every where you go this shit is shoved in your face.

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>this guy slaps your gfs ass at ebgames
>wat do?

"if you buy this, you'll be able to receive white woman"

what's the problem? they're fleecing stupid brown people

kek so blatant

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The employee's haircut is grosser than the blob to be honest.

this.
I would pay money to watch him face fuck her tho

Chad and Stacey would fight you the whole way. Chad and Stacey have become KGB.

its fucking cold

How you doin it lad? Newstart allowance and a lot of excuses or.......

What's the chink equivalent of the KGB?

>mfw used to do handyman work advertised on gumtree to pay the rent
should i go back to doing that to restore my sanity, mates?
My only mate is a 3d animator so i dont have anyone to bully on the job.

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Real Unemployment rate at 9.8%, almost double the ABS figures.

roymorgan.com/findings/7619-roy-morgan-australian-unemployment-estimates-may-2018-201806010805

>What's the chink equivalent of the KGB?

ASIO

living at home and sleeping on the floor, living off noodles and coffee

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drop all the redpills at once

I agree, at the least the fat guy has gone to the trouble of totally humiliating himself, the other thing is trying to normalise being a faggot.

this
shaved sides is as disgusting as morbid obesity

>"It was difficult at first moving in with Rajeesh like you know the cultural differences and stuff but as time went by I realized no one really NEEDS a toilet."

I just saw an ad for theprojectTV on channel 10. Can't wait they're going to be dedicating a whole section to the new battlefield game and showing you internet racists that women did fight in the war. Get ready to be BTFO.
>inb4 Peter hellear isn't funny

>watching the electric jew

TV free for 16 years here.

What I don't get is the waddling, his not a fucking duck.

oh come on, are you joking

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