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If you don't meet these requirements, you have ZERO right to mock minorities
Aiden Cox
Juan Cox
well shit I'm not legally allowed to work in the US oh well looks like I'll never say a cross word about minorities again
what was the point of this thread bong?
Gavin Robinson
To prove the hypocrisy of flumpfoids. We all know most of them don't meet the requirements
Aaron Moore
wow those are some piss easy requirements. be right back going ensure the existence of the white race.
Jace Johnson
I can only assume the op is a 5'6" inbred paki at a cyber cafe
Jose Lee
I'm a NEET and I fit all these requirements. I even surpass the height requirement by five inches.
Jacob Hughes
Damn, nailed all of them except the age. Well, I guess no more Jow Forums for me.
Hudson Walker
Easy requirements if I transplant US for UK which is where I'm from.
Caleb Fisher
Well, I am 5 foot 8, so...
(Genetically, I suppose I should be taller, but I had anemia during my teenage years. My sister is 169cm, which is above female average.)
But I still don't have permission to legally work in the US.
Lincoln Parker
>sexual partners are exclusively female
HA jokes on you I'm a virgin
Aaron Carter
>being cucked enough to put yourself in debt with college
Yes be good goy for me
Brayden Williams
>you have ZERO right to mock minorities
First Amendment.
I know, it's unfamiliar to a bong. But I can mock anyone I want whenever/however I want.
Henry Davis
Khan, you are a shitty mayor and this shilling you are doing is shameful.
Jose Parker
But they just give out retarded nigger sperm anyways.
Brayden Smith
What if you pay for it with no debt?
Mason Mitchell
>be at least 5'8" tall
Good heavens what kind of monster dick do these chicks want their kids to have?
Ian Kelly
Oi, les see ya postin loicense ya wanka
Robert Hall
Yeah...I like how they were claiming it was "an accident" but were clearly storing retarded nigger sperm in their clinic which doesn't seem like something they should be doing in the first place according to their "standards."
Gavin Richardson
Oh, thank God. I thought you needed to be at least 5'11", but 5'8" I can do.
Eli Peterson
I meet all of those.
The question is, did your Father?
Caleb Turner
5'7" fuck
Carter Sanchez
That was probably deliberate
Jordan Torres
Is good after all, is a natural selection for single mothers who are ones of the most disgusting and corrosive demographics
Isaiah Gomez
it's almost like you're purposefully being retarded. saged.
Daniel Parker
Most probably do desu. Most of the racist ones are at least somewhat educated and exposed to multiculturalism. Working class white men generally have higher in-group preference but aren't necessarily racist. Average height for white men is conservatively 5'10, most aren't fags, etc.
Agreed. A Mexican intellectual or blaq would have at least posted something funny.
Adrian Green
>probably
Adam Gutierrez
>going or had gone to collage
>looking for the best sperm
Lol
Daniel Taylor
>at least 5'8" tall
wow, they are effectively trying to bring back manlets. Hope whoever made this get's shot in the back of the head along with the other 5'10 or shorter males for stunting human evolution.
Samuel Powell
You know that age changes, right? WTF does it affect your right to mock minorities? Explain you mong.
Gabriel Rivera
You can't be 40?
The absolute state of bait shitposters
Anthony Rodriguez
Human evolution will makes us shorter. There's literally no one single advantage of being tall against being short. Being short is a military advantage in many ways.
Dylan Sanders
Lauren?
Isaiah Ortiz
I would become a sperm donor but the legal Situation is completely fucked here. In the wirst case you will have to pay money for a child you will never see.
Josiah Ortiz
I kind of want to donate. Don’t know how I feel about having kids I don’t know about
>6’8
>stem degree (bio) graduated high school at 16
>handsome
Not like 10/10 but people tell me I’m handsome
>athletic have played sports my whole life, soccer, swimming, football, no into lifting
Too bad you probably don’t get paid each time they use your sperm
Landon Thompson
Some rich Ubermensch Kraut should re-populate the fatherland. Lone wolf or with some other richbros. It could be done. Also use old school methods first, penis in vagina and etc. used to have good results.
Is this advice helpful?
Xavier Young
You are liable for the child and you will have to pay for it.
Luke Jenkins
These requirements are all so when the women chase up the donors for child support, the cheques will probably be bigger.
Jordan Gomez
So once I hit 39 I won't get to mock minorities anymore? Only a decade more of hating niggers; it'll probably be illegal by then anyway
Easton Mitchell
Nicholas Reed
spoken like a manlet that cant reach the top shelf
Ryder Rodriguez
sperm donation needs to be banned. there is absolutely no purpose for it.
Owen King
MANLETS BTFO AGAIN!
Colton Reyes
in the UK, here in the US we have freedom of speech
Robert Walker
>at least 5'8
are you even trying?
Eli Young
>going to or graduated from college
what
what does that have to do with anything? I mean I was an EA for Jow Forumssci and we had a few kids with downs, does that mean they're eligible?
Liam Russell
I meet all the others but i dunno what requirements are to work in the US but then again i wouldn't want to work there anyway.
Dylan Miller
>Sexual partners are exclusively female
Do female hands count?
Christian Hill
I mean they basically rob us to send niggers to college so it's essentially worthless as a metric in of itself.
Lucas Hill
>collage
Michael Reed
As a 6'3" manlet, I'll say that the first to starve will be you tall fuckers. As soon as communism hits in full force all of you will be skelly mode within a month and dead after two.
Noah Baker
wtf 5'8 is comically short that is like tom cruise height. I dont understand why dont manlets play basketball to grow.
Daniel Young
So:
- Don't be a manlet
- Don't be gay
- Don't be fucking sick
- Be young
- Don't be dumb
What's so hard about that?
Wyatt Morales
perhaps
im sure they dont want anyone fucking trannies or gays
Brandon Butler
Sorry to hear you didn't make the football team. You spelling shows you never would've made it with your brain.
Jonathan Howard
5'10
17
no partners
attending college
good health
who the fuck would want to work in niggerland lol
Nathan Garcia
>Human evolution will makes us shorter
Humans have been growing in height for the last 50,000 years you goofball mcgee
Brody Gray
>goofball McGee
Jow Forums absolutely BTFO!!! But seriously I chuckled
Nicholas Diaz
This is the first step.
You also must have a high sperm count, good freezing characteristics, no chromosomal abnormalities, no genetic diseases, pass family medical history screening, pass physical exam, pass psychological exam, pass socialization interviews, and most importantly, be Chad.
t. California Cryobank donor.
Asher Walker
You have to be 18 to post here
Samuel Gonzalez
Gavin Cox
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
It pays well to be a dyke and try to have fatherless children.
Ethan Lee
Wow I can mock minorities all I want even with these criteria. I'd still mock minorities even without fulfilling them.
Jordan Wood
>mfw retarded halfnig tried to have a cleft lip but there was too much lip to split in half
shiiieeeeet
William Rodriguez
>his rotten and corrupted seed
who the fuck wrote this
Isaiah Garcia
I have all those except 'legally allowed to work in the United States'. I do have "Legally allowed to work in Canada" though.
Mason Jones
Probably an auto-translated article. Some words-as-concepts don't convert cleanly between languages.
Hunter Butler
H1B leaf.
Hudson Reyes
I meet all of these, you sickly nigger faggot.
Aaron Lee
Here OP next time you make this thread use this instead
Adrian Jenkins
No the article says nothing like that lol
Bentley Rivera
>nieuwsblad.be
Yep you're right. Looks like the handiwork of one of our own. Still hilarious.
Wyatt Morris
No bong, we need more autism to grow our ranks.
Bentley Davis
Also, this is the only article I can find about the autistic guy. Everywhere else is saying the doctor used his own sperm lol
Ethan Hughes
>college
So they only want weak low IQ leftist genes?
Jack Gray
College is for faggots. I know, I was there for 5 years. It's pointless.
Tyler Edwards
bump that to a 6 and we'll be talking. Those requirements are too easy
Angel Gutierrez
so 5'8 is the official manlet cutoff?
Logan Lopez
I'm all of these except that I'm 5'5''. Still gonna mock minorities tho. wtf do i have to lose
John Collins
More white babies
Anthony Cooper
they should add a condition about never been in prison
Dylan Cooper
That's pretty ageist, homophobic, ableist and racist against undocumented humans desu.
Eli Hernandez
5'9"
Attending University
21
Not fag
Lel I don't want to work in US gtfo