The tides are turning drumpfkin. Us liberals run the block now

Woah dude, got'em.

>things that didnt happen
All fields

>everyone doesn't clap
>no $100 reward

Missing a few key points to a good story.

>itt- things that never happened
You actually get two pennies everytime you post this?
It will only take a few centuries to actually nake min wage at that rate.

The name of the bartender? Einstein!

This for sure

>woke up after about 5 mins
If you're knocked out for that long, aren't you straight up fucked?

Tko? Does anyone here actually know what it means? Cause the fag in op pic doesn't

>owner of the bar was there
>just leave him on the floor
>no bouncer intervention

Yeah this is fake

>TKO
>Knocked straight the fck out

Wow, it's almost like he's lying.

Yup, "Jeffrey" will be facing jail time for aggravated assault and grievous bodily harm.

google knows. Why don't you look it up?

before Cl went down, I was fucking Trumper wives weekly
>they crave real men

>not knowing what a KO and TKO is..
fuck off

It's true, my eight year old daughter was there. Before Jeffrey punched the nazi, she was literally shaking. She asked me why this DRUMPFT supporter was so hateful.

>Crayon eater
>doesn't know difference between KO and TKO
Checks out.

Technical Knock Out isn't a knockout

trumpsaporter walks into the wrong gaybar...gets confronted by homosexual marine and instantly regrets it, you won't believe picture #7

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>things that never happened

kek

>things that never happened.

Congrats, dude punched a drunk guy. That's like outsmarting a retard. Let me know when he does something impressive.

This, if you get blunt head trauma that causes you to be knocked out for more than a couple of minutes you are likely going to die or suffer serious brain damage and/or be in a coma

Hilariously accurate.

He probably thinks it means "Total Knock Out"

Ya that is the first thing I thought of too.
>>woke up after about 5 minutes
Congrats on giving some rando brain damage, if you are not lying through your teeth.

Yeah, that's a felony. I actually knew a guy in the Army that got discharged for becoming a felon. Someone picked a bar fight with him, and my buddy's punch knocked him out cold. But my buddy became the felon. It was fucked.

Knocked out for five fucking minutes? Did anyone call the ambulance?

We won’t even get into the civil case for the brain trauma pain and suffering

Hello yes where are proofs?

Good thing the bar referee stepped in and declared a TKO.

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Funny how much shit has been turned into a felony these days.

Well he looks strong and is probably a soldier so good for him

Obviously they were too busy cheering this based faggot to help the knocked out guy.

Probably what he would say

"and then everyone clapped"

remove libcuck
even asian girls are fashy now
youtu.be/MpShLA-Y2AQ

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I actually felt really bad for the gut. He missed out on a "deployment" to Gitmo because of it. Can't own a gun anymore either.

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Damn U.K. shitskins getting more retarded than amerifats

Yeah, it's concerning how far the federal gov't has pushed their definition of felony. This needs to be corrected.

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>the right has all three branches of government, rapidly improving poll numbers across the country, a burgeoning internet culture, tremendous economic results, and potentially denuclearization of Korea
>The left has some random bar fight that probably didn't even happen

Lmao faghets

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at least it didn't go to bar judges' decision. i swear those corrupt fucks are paid off in heinekens and glory hole suckjobs.

>37 dollars

Good point, i didn't read the comment properly.

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Shut up, lard.

Yes this totally happened

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What do you mean?

You faggots are in a death spiral and it is glorious.. Keep crying because your tears are delicious.

/thread

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is he serious?

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Well he's a fag after all, what did you expect?

"We liberals"
Fuckwad.

leftists are pathological liars, if you have ever visited left wing forums its literally filled with stories like this.

'Today i went grocery shopping and overhead a racist joke, i confronted the man and everyone clapped' etc etc

had me going

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So this is it now. They're left with nothing but fist fight fantasies.

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>leftists are pathological liars, if you have ever visited left wing forums its literally filled with stories like this.
True.
They're all heroes of the people. Online at least.

nice b8 m8

Fraudulent and homosexual

TODAY ON 'SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED'

say that shit to my face and not online pussy

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Guy in OPs pic is a faggot, but adrenaline does make short periods of time seem longer. Though that's unlikely.

OP reminds me of this buttblaster.

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Is this psimian psoriasis?

You think people would just lie on the internet

lel this is the plot to conair you lying pleb

Technical knock out
>literally not a knock out

I'm sure that happened. Seems totally real to me.

Publish your name and address and I'll come meet you, cockwad.

This bigoted Trump Supporter / Nazi with a swastika flag on his shirt and tattoos of Hitler and MAGA hat came into my Organic food shop when I was halfway through a kombucha IPA and he said, "WOAH, nigger, what are YOU doing here? this is a WHITE country."

Then He called me a faggot. Like, he called me a nigger and a faggot.

And that's when I knew I had to be brave. I knocked him out! lol. No room for that!

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>the entire bar broke out in applause and started chanting my name

Yeah mate I hear you. The other night me and my mate Dave went the pub and got into a right barney with some local pissheads. I won because of cut on my opponent after I glassed him but Dave went the full 12 rounds. Those dozy cunt judges gave the win to the other fella even though big Dave floored him a couple times and even hit him over the head with a chair.

In the end I bought a round, some scratchings, played a bit of pool and then had a rematch in the car park outside.

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>6'6
>270 lbs

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Maybe it's just because of where I'm from, which is a leftist shithole of a country, but when I talk about my right wing views I never get called a nazi, people don't want to be violent towards me and we can disagree on everything without acting like fucking chimps.

Someones son is getting ass pounded by a man giant

>This didn't happen

might have to ko you too bigot

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It would be a shame if someone would tip the NCIS about this

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Doesn't realise a TKO isnt an actual Knock Out.

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Things that never happened. No liberal limp wrists faggot could knock anyone out even with a free shot to a glass jaw on a small child.

RIP their son's anus.

F

Technically it is

>being a snitch
Fucking faggot.

And that bartender grew up to be Anne Frank

Why are these disgusting puffs so proud of being big and manly when they openly do the unmanliest thing you can do, sexually give and receive pleasure from another man? There's no coming back from it, you are a fucking faggot, nothing else you do negates this unmanliness.

AIDS

>HOLY WISDOM SHIT BALLS

>Righteous Gringo Award

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