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FBI agent shoots bar agent after executing backflip
Easton Mitchell
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Adam Collins
Truly some killer moves
Tyler Martinez
Bump
Cameron Young
Jayden Sanders
>Immediately the agent lunges forward to secure the weapon, but as he picks it up the gun went off.
>the gun went off.
The gun didn't go off by itself, that assclown pulled the trigger.
Fucking scumbag (((journalists))).
Christian Young
kek
Connor Hernandez
>Fucking scumbag (((journalists))).
Every time. Final solution when?
Bentley Hall
Arnt guns built to prevent this sort of thing?
Dominic Phillips
He accidentally pulled the trigger when he picked it up
Gabriel Phillips
>Arnt guns built to prevent this sort of thing?
It's called Glock® Perfection™
Sebastian Anderson
Did he pick it up by the trigger?
Kevin Phillips
>pic
Finally! Someone with feet that are more fucked up than mine!
Zachary Price
>He accidentally pulled the trigger when he picked it up
NO.
>He pulled the trigger when he picked it up
FTFY.
Anyone who has more than 5 minutes experience with a gun KNOWS you don't put your finger on the fucking trigger until you're ready to fire.
No wonder liberals are terrified of guns, they're all fucking idiots.
John Stewart
Yes but there aren't any competent government workers
William Lewis
I'd be more impressed if it was done on purpose.
Andrew Butler
nice gun my dude. Check mine.
Thomas Perry
>Oops, dropped my gun. Lemme just pick it up by pressing the trigger.
FBI agent confirmed as retarded. That he was so rattled by dropping the gun that he forgot the most basic safety measures tells you all you need to know about the psychological training these retards receive.
Grayson Lopez
FBI A GOOD BOY FBI NEVER DO ANIFING WRONG
Jayden Fisher
should have shot a nigger instead
Jayden Reyes
How do you fight the enemy; when they use chemical warfare to win the hearts and minds of humans?
Nathan Torres
Nope, Gowdy said he dindu.
Carson White
Bump for laughing at cops, sorry but a free populace is armed. Not sheep dependent on the state.
Aiden Cox
>Demon feet
James Brown
Made a webm. Shortened up the dancing faggotry in the front.
Andrew Bell
He was break dancing with a gun in his pants?
Alexander Evans
Once again demonstrates the necessity of trigger discipline. The gun doesn't go off on its own when its dropped it goes off when the dumb Fed picks it up by grabbing the trigger.
Nathan Robinson
Yes.
Aiden Lopez
Why the fuck was he going so hard lmao
David Long
lol Let's add this silliness to the James Comey/Andrew McCabe fiasco.
"The FBI is a joke." -Ted Kaczynski, letter to NYT, April 24, 1995
"It seems that the FBI is good at just one thing, namely, propaganda. It has succeeded in creating an image of itself as the world's most effective law enforcement organization, and, considering the difference between the image and the reality, this constitutes a truly brilliant demonstration of the propagandist's art." -Ted Kaczysnki, Truth vs. Lies, p. 438
Well...looks like someone is vindicated every day!
Jose Cox
I like how he drunkenly walks away with his hands like "I didn't do nuffin, i'm outta here"
Fucking pigs
Connor Richardson
BUT HE'S NOT EVEN BLACK
Bentley Bailey
>bar agent
Jack Torres
this
Ayden Allen
Fucken fbi niggers
Samuel Gutierrez
Cocaine
Joseph Wright
>The gun doesn't go off on its own when its dropped it goes off when the dumb Fed picks it up by grabbing the trigger.
BREAKING NEWS: FBI arrests 23 patrons of a Denver bar for the treasonous crime of witnessing FBI stupidity.
>This happens more and more each day, says FBI insider
>"Even white people hired by the government are as dumb as niggers", says local source.
Blake Gray
Cheeky Bootlicker
Matthew Diaz
I got to see a couple of your feds take down some guy hooning a tractor down the street (just about pulled a burnout).
Those two dudes were probably the two most Jow Forums badasses ready to take care of business I saw the the whole time.
Jason Watson
lmao, your feds are so cucked.
Our country is cucked, but at least our feds are redpilled.
Watch this video showing our feds in action:
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action begins at 2:30
sorry, picked the shittiest video of that
Hunter Jenkins
Did it hit somebody?
Henry Gonzalez
>still speaking in moonrunes
Bilbo Baggins looks 10 years younger in a suit.
Carter Bailey
It was an accident. It's like the TV show reno 911. Plus the FBI is the most based american intelligence... give the man a break he can do backflips.
William Nelson
he's obnoxious clown before he even accidentally shoots someone, then he pretends it never happened. obvious has serious integrity problems
Chase Flores
No, I'm serious. It was some little town in Minas and all of a sudden this mong shoots off from a red light in his tractor and then a military vehicle is gunning down the street after him. It was one of those priceless bizarre moments you remember when you visit other countries.
Wyatt Sullivan
>Once again demonstrates the necessity of trigger discipline.
It does but if you take a regular remote for example a TV. Noe stoop down and pick it up as quick as you can. You want to grab it with all fingers but mainly the thump and pointer finger. Now pick up the remote with quickly with your pointer finger extended "trigger discipline". It feels weird.
Hunter Moore
Based on true crime books I've read he wasn't wrong. It seems like whenever FBI sticks its oar in, it's a shit show of arrogance, bumbling, inattention, and general foolishness. A bull in a china shop type of thing. I can't remember ever having read a book where the FBI came out looking good, and this includes books written by FBI agents themselves who think they're doing a brilliant job.
Parker Rogers
top kek.
our military police is also based af.
Xavier Cruz
Anybody who responsibly owns a firearm knows alcohol and guns don't mix.
Anybody who works in the LE field knows that department weapons/weapons carried by virtue of your status absofuckinglutely don't mix. If I carried my duty weapon into a bar and a supervisor even found out about it there would be an investigation and I'd be suspended, let alone it falling out and going off and hitting a patron. This guy is a fucking moron.
Juan Thompson
SHOW THE FUCKING VIDEO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE NIGGER COCKSUCKER
SHOW THE FUCKING VIDEO YOU FUCKING ASSPLE NIGGET COCKSUCKER
Adrian Ross
POST THE FUCKING WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO WITH AUDIO
Jeremiah Nelson
underrated
Ethan Rivera
>It was an accident.
No it wasn't, nigger.
The pistol didn't (((go off))) when it hit the ground.
It (((went off))) when the drunk FBI agent pulled the trigger while picking it up.
If you're too stupid to handle a firearm properly, maybe you shouldn't have been hired as an FBI agent.
>common sense is raciss, sexiss, homophobic, and islamophobic!
This isn't Canada.
That fucktard obviously discharged his weapon by pulling the trigger.
It wasn't an accident.
It wasn't a malfunction.
That cunt pulled the trigger.
The only accident here was caused by the Affirmative Action cunt that hired his useless ass.
Cameron Allen
Dr. Pavel, I'm FBI
Matthew Carter
Christian Long
Juan Richardson
fuck is a tlingit?
Cooper Diaz
i wouldn't be surprised
based
Chase Bell
I laffed
Elijah Johnson
Canadian indian
Ryder Torres
how did u know
Hudson Walker
Imagine just getting shot in the leg because some dude had to show off his lame dance
Thomas Harris
And didn't think he should take his gun off before getting drunk.
Parker Hughes
Hudson Myers
>ow my leg
Kevin Nguyen
>Anybody who responsibly owns a firearm knows alcohol and guns don't mix.
I've been drunk a few hundred times.
And I own a few dozen guns.
Not a single one has ever (((went off))).
>let alone it falling out and going off and hitting a patron.
Watch the video.
Yes, it fell out of his pants.
Yes, it hit the floor.
It fired when he pulled the trigger. Not before or after.
It DIDN'T (((just GO OFF))) when it hit the floor, nigger.
That cunt pulled the fucking trigger.
I know Affirmative Action jobs are thicker than water, but you have to stop being a cunt at some point.
Ryan Carter
Moar
Jace Hall
>Moar
This abomination should haunt your dreams for the next decade.
Christian Martin
You forgot to post your feet with the gun
Gavin Scott
Jose Morgan
This time you forgot the gun
Aaron Reyes
Matthew Smith
What’s happening? What’s wrong with feet!
Brandon Wright
Gun didn't actually fire. Someone doctored the video.
Jeremiah Richardson
No need to be a jerk.
Leo Taylor
kek, 'stralia at it again
Jayden Rivera
Wyatt Torres
BAN GUNS NOW
IMPEACHH!!!
Thomas Anderson
Goddamn it carlos
Thomas Gutierrez
babe, come over.
William Cox
Based Kaname poster
Brody Allen
o-ok ^_^"
Colton Robinson
What exactly are your bona fides, sir?
Brody Garcia
Well guns with a thumb safety that blocks the firing pin. Unfortunately the gun community is littered with autistic LARPing dumbasses that prefer to carry trigger only safeties. Meaning when they accidentally finger fuck their gun it will go off like in OP video. Thumb safety for concealed, no safety for open carry.
Colton Phillips
>>He accidentally pulled the trigger when he picked it up
>NO.
>>He pulled the trigger when he picked it up
>FTFY.
>Anyone who has more than 5 minutes experience with a gun KNOWS you don't put your finger on the fucking trigger until you're ready to fire.
Unless it was a Taurus
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Anthony Hernandez
This. Seen it before and there was no flash.
John Baker
>He accidentally pulled the trigger when he picked it up
>NO.
>He pulled the trigger when he picked it up
FTFY.
>doing something you did not intent to do by mistake isn't an accident
It is literally the definition. I accidentally have stubbed my toe. I didn't ram it into the bed frame on purpose.
Jaxson Cook
Imagine winning the free gibs lottery amirite
Julian Sanchez
>doing something you did not intent to do by mistake isn't an accident
>It is literally the definition. I accidentally have stubbed my toe. I didn't ram it into the bed frame on purpose.
I accidentally your daughter.
Twice.
Oops, my bad.
Jacob Reyes
Why didn't he have the safety on?
Carson Clark
She'd have to survive the abortion first.
Hunter Evans
>She'd have to survive the abortion first.
That was the first time.
Caleb Richardson
Please provide proof.
Xavier Long
Inherent problem with striker fired pistols. Some better, some worse, but all are capable of this regardless of quality.
Henry Watson
He's going to be temporarily reassigned to a desk job until this blows over, then he'll serve a few more years and retire without any punishment.
Lucas Hall
BRAPPP
Zachary Jenkins
If you don't work for the FBI yet, consider applying. I feel like you've got the goods.
Jeremiah Thomas
It really is safer but I don’t think degenerate trumppanzees need machine guns.
I love keking at you guys.
Jonathan Anderson
That’s the girl who killed that green beret, right? Anyone have that link?
Ryder Murphy
Why would you post that you sick shit
Brayden Parker
Dude the film was purged and all photo evidence put into lock down. What that girl did to that man... it is unthinkable. No one should have to see the aftermath.