ASU/POL/ LOW INTEREST RATES EDITION

Banks finna get dabbed on

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press S for ANZ

With a head like yours do you blame them?

Australia is fake and gay

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Does your mommy bring strange men "from work" sometimes?
Does she tuck you in before having serious discussion with him?

My mum is like 60 she hasn't had a serious male partner since I was in primary school.

Then were the fuck are all the Maoris going? cunts are all over the place, you mustn't have any left

is that a common scenario in India?

i wish that map was displayed everywhere abroad

fuck off cunts, we're full (and don't even exist)

that's all going to change after tonight....Son

>hasn't had a serious male partner
rug muncher?

No cunt.

>full

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your moms a fgm muslim?

>wants to live in a barren desert

Crossposing from he boomer thread

>boomer landlord
>rents house to my grandmother
>control freak
>calls in whenever he pleases to check up on every little thing
>tells grandma she can't invite neighbour over because he doesn't like her.
>"give me extra money because you are overusing water"
>she gives him more money
>"oh wait, its actually a leak"
>doesn't hire a plumber
>thinks he'll be a big man and do it himself
>argues with the hardware chop clerks over a part, thinks he knows better
>gets the wrong part, has to go back
>digs holes all over the lawn looking for the leaky pipe
>no idea what he's fucking doing
>thinks its one of the outside taps. cuts off the pipe and seals it
>wrong fucking pipe
>no water in the house
>has to go to the next town to get a part
>comes back, still has no fucking idea what he's doing
>"well I can't fix it tonight. I'll come back tomorrow"
>no water in the fucking house till he comes back and fixes it
Jesus fucking christ I hate this dumb cunt

Any jobs in brissy no one really knows about?

Looks full to me

wouldn't your grandma be used to living without water like in the good old days

Your grans are renting, They have failed.
With your attitude you will to.

Report him to VCAT or whatever. Im fairly sure that shit is illegal, and if not, at least unethical

>his gran lives in an ancap village in the Forrest

what now?

Implying i won't go OJ on them if it happens.

>go OJ
so your thinking of your mom as his (your) girlfriend?

I think you mean x-wife

She's not complaining. I'm just pissed on her behalf because the landlord is an idiot.

Tempted. Pretty sure he has to give 2 weeks notice before he can come here to check on things.

landlord probably wants her to move out

More than that, im pretty sure the shifty cunt isnt allowed to leave the water off. Sounds like a wog

>Great Australian Bank Boom
>private school faggots fuck shit up
What was wrong with just being men?

Sounds hot as fuck. At least it'll be Australian.

>get up
>wagecuck and commute for 12 hours
>cook, eat, clean, shit, shower,etc
>sleep
>repeat

what a "life"

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I doubt it, she only just move in recently, and is probably the best tenant he's ever had. She has the place looking immaculate. Got the lawns nice and green and everything.
It's either her, or one of the various meth-head families that are looking for the next place they can neglect.
Everyone who knows him knows that he is just a control freak who tries to stand over everyone.

He's white. Just a typical old know-nothing know-it-all

Mustn't. The fuck kind of bogan language is that

maybe he wants it to get rekt for that there insurance money

take the cunt to the tribunal, he can't just fucking turn up without notice and everything needs to be fixed by a licensed tradesmen. fucking retarded boomers still think it's 1960 and don't even understand what dumb laws they helped implement

Moving from Brisbane to Melbourne soon lads... Help.

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shit at work mate

work with a guy from QLD and he said he is becoming racist. I told him it's normal and to tell people he is transracist

> transracist

I win lefties.

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fuck off I am negrophobic

is the adf a good idea i watned to challenge myself but i know i will never be deployed and its turned into a left wing shithole.

I've always been a racist. I was "born that way".

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*is the ADF a good idea? i want to challenge myself but i know its become a left wing shithole and i will probaly never be deployed.

If you're a woman, go for it. The ADF was made for you.

>>Nationals leader Michael McCormack won't investigate accusations members of federal parliament tried to pressure Barnaby Joyce's lover Vikki Campion into having an abortion.
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WTF.

if you can get if give it a shot. the females are a fucking joke. the drill sgt has to carry their gear because they can't let someone slow down the platoon

>the drill sgt has to carry their gear

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>unv.is/tendaily.com.au/news/politics/a180531dzk/australias-right-wing-have-the-tommy-robinson-case-so-wrong-20180605

Why has the press so completely missed the point on this issue? Imagine being suck a cuck that you would actually write an article defending Tommy's arrest and the gag order.

I am Australian

Pic related.

:)

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yep my mate said his drill sgt had to carry his pack and the two girls in basic
fuck off nisem

>implying you can make me

who is this cunt? He pops up almost daily

>my mate said his drill sgt had to carry his pack
your mate is a pussy

>The Australian IT job market is so good at the moment that many don't stay in a role very long
Sounds like Julie Bishop needs to make a $5 billion fund to train Sudanese and Somalian programmers at Aussie unis

Ching chong china has a smelly vagina

to clarify the Sargent's pack and two females

New face of Australia

:)
Im Australian, mate. :)

how do you say cunt in mandarin?

Nah you're just some eastwood incel

Im not chinese. Im Australian. Australian schools dont teach mandarin

Bī

> Shits in street
> Shits in thread
Just shit all-round

>incel
Projection :)
>Eastwood
Lmao pls gook

It’s very smart of the Liberal Labor junta to sacrifice the banks to the wrath of the royal commission. The masses will now be happy and the real causes of the housing crisis will go unchecked, RBA manipulation and chink immigration

? :)

Ching chong chink chung
Zing zong zink zung
Ying yong yink yung

屄

Shhh gook :)

Disgusting language :)

Me no chink, me arrr-strayian ching chong

Go back to your gookland :)

what's Kaifeng Fried Cat taste like?

I wouldnt know. Ask a gook. im Australian :)

answer the question

>tfw losing my mind and am angry over the absolute state of the country.
reckon i might shave my head and go running on the Bruce highway naked while singing Deep Purple songs.
yes or no?

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Ask yourself, gook. Im Australian :)

sleep at work mate.

Harro Jow Forums! You want buy noodle? Me have super-mega spekial! Offer super big mega discount. You buy my noodle now

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fuck I just want to understand the chink culture. I want to move to China one day and claim I am Chinese

No i dont want your gook food :)

Then ask a gook :)

HEHEHEHE EPIC TROLE INCOMING!!!! HEH FUCKING TROLED!!! xD NICE 1 D00D!!!!

U WAN PORK BUN?
U NOT REAR MAN IF YOU NO RIKE PORK BUN

Not a troll because it's real :)

why would tang nguyen know anything about zhang wei

fake and gay, that's not nisem
that's some shitposting bogan

Christ. You spastics still respond to that shitty gook troll. sage

>ASU/POL/

Theyre all the same. Ya dumb gook :)
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Match up what the video is reading out with my trip