just be yourself and stop being creepy and ugly lmao
get therapy
Samuel Wilson
>wife material >Tinder Fuckin Aussies mate
Connor Turner
All women are disposable whores for Chad
Daniel Stewart
> wants wife > uses tinder to find her
You are one a one-way street to cuckville, friend.
Adrian Ward
>Help me get wife material women. Then stay away from online dating you retard.
Also if you're an incel, there's something wrong with you, so fix that first.
Connor Anderson
>Tinder >Wife material Nice try, Aussie.
Dominic Hill
Lol tinder is only for hookups.
T: 700 matches, not swiping right on everyone.
Jayden Murphy
Chad here. Can confirm. Wait a few years, I’ll break ‘em in for you. It’s just sex when they are with me,when you guys get them, they’ll be ready to settle down and be a wife, so in many ways, you guys win.
Joseph Bennett
Now you know how thirsty and psychotic most of the male population is and how women have been driven into being the insane harpies they are today.
Jackson Long
And plastic surgery
Liam Cooper
>wife material women Don't use Tinder for that you fucking mong
Evan Harris
use bumble, women have most of the control as in they can msg you no matter what. And it has friend/date options. Could try OKcupid or some other site, tinder is a meme.
Kevin Myers
Then how do I find women and strike up a conversation with them?
Alexander Wright
Meeting women in RL is so fuckkng easy. So fucking easy.
1) stop giving a fuck about what they think of you 2) take a lap around the bar and talk to everyone, tell the groups of women you see “Ladies you are looking good tonight!!” Then just walk away. 3) Dance and have fun, tell other people to have fun, 4) Do another lap ask people if they are having fun tonight , remember to smile 5) Let time go by - The single women who are into you will begin to position themselves closer, strike up conversation the ice has already been broken twice, keep it light and fun, joke be silly. Ask them silly questions like “if you were stuck on a desert island and could only eat one food for the rest of your life what woukd it be?” “If you became disabled but were still able to have sex in one position for the rest of your life what would it be?” 6) the ones who are really interested ask for their number, hell in a group of 4 single girls get them all who cares remember you stop giving a fuck at 1. 7) Have good ending logistics, so it’s comfortable and easy to take one home where you are.
Rinse and repeat. Im married and have a belly now, wemt out Saturday and stopped at number 5, could have gotten laid by at least 4 HOTTIES in that place, its so fucking easy
Andrew Martin
school/work/friends of friends/hobbies/online dating that isn't tinder
William Evans
>be yourself >stop being creepy pick one
Anthony Hall
We should genocide incels. Any reason not to? They're subhuman betas.
Bentley Peterson
What is incel?
Xavier Hall
I've been telling friends that this is exactly how you pick up women. They never listen though.
I don't know, but if you give Lauren Southern $100 he will follow you on twitter.
Adam Butler
Go outside Make friends Get introduced to more people, potentially relationship material
Or go out and do things you want or like Meet people doing same things Potential relationship material
Ethan Taylor
> Boys I wanna meet someone in person. Approach them wow them and get there number. Help me get wife material women.
Step 1, delete Tinder.
Lincoln Reyes
you need to have an annoying photographer friend with an expensive camera or live a narcissistic instagram lifestyle
Connor Hernandez
If there's hope for John Boyega there's hope for this dude.
Ryan Phillips
>Hope >just be a movie star/ extremely high status male
Cooper Foster
just fuck a drunk fat chick at a party like everyone else
Samuel Brooks
Hey gurl want to see my ahego collection
Adrian Baker
That girl is not average.
Ryder Smith
Nigga you 18. You've got plenty of time.
Step 2, accept the fact that the majority of women here are dumb as dogshit.
Brody Young
just b urself
Noah Bailey
be tall and attractive worked for me
Dylan Foster
your photos suck. you may be ugly too but most likely bad photos. even a good looking dude with shitty photos will struggle to get matches. just look up some pickup lines and practice your banter, you'll get better at it the more you do it like anything. look up some tinder photo selection guides to help you. avoid selfies unless you are very good looking
Xavier Jones
>stop being ugly THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS
Ayden Cooper
>Do women not use Tinder? They do
>Or is it just a ego thing? This is 90% of the case
Ive discussed tinder at length with a female I know. She had several thousand matches in just a few months, and this was being picky about who she swiped on.
Most guys are going to swipe right on 95% of girls. Girls will maybe swipe right on a 1/4 or 1/3 of guys if that.
Girls on tinder use it for an ego boost or to fuck a chad when he comes along.
You CAN get a normal girl but you have to be lucky, and more than likely you have to be one of the first matches she gets in the first few days of using the app and still not jaded by the literal hundreds of messages she is going to get.
Jordan Robinson
Women care about looks more than men but will never admit it.
I know that 80% of women will sleep with the top 20% of men so I guess that translates into tinder matches too.
Gabriel Brown
Rule number one about getting laid is self esteem. Work on that first and good things will come.
Also get the fuck off tinder
Colton Ward
/thread
Ryder Reyes
Except women at bars are the lowest tier of all.
Noah Wood
> (and this is with my swiping yes to every chick)
you answered your own question.
William Wright
>EVERYONE MATCHES 30 MATCHES IN THE FIRST 30 MINUTES! WTF
Yeah, that should tell you that people are LOOKING at your tinder profile
And if you're not getting matches literally EVERYONE thinks you're ugly LMAO incels BTFO
Bentley Gomez
My girlfriend says
“Step 1, get off Jow Forums”
(She doesn’t understand the Jow Forums life)
Noah Sullivan
I can guarantee you almost every single person is laughing at you while you're walking around thinking you're cool like fucking Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3.
Asher Powell
I've used tinder about a year ago, met up with 3 girls over a beer. They were all whores who kept meeting up with different guys all the time. This isn't even my conjecture, it came out outright in the conversation. I deleted the app out of disgust soon after. Where does one go to look for a wife material?
Evan Cruz
Women that use tinder are all just looking for chad. And they prob have aids.
Ryder Morales
Sounds like perfect women for me, if they suck my cock and fuck me without strings
Women are evolving
Josiah Roberts
You won't ever find wife material in that slag pit. Tinder is for Chad to get his fuckfest on, an all you can eat roastie buffet.
If you want a quality woman it's school or church.
Dude this is how it works. Men are stronger and more intelligent but have to prove their potential to women to be attractive. Women choose the partner in our species. In Emperor penguins for example men choose the women but only because they have to do the first hunt. Getting a women in easy if you start looking at it in these terms, show off your intelligence, show off your potential phydical force and show your determination. One way to make a woman believe that you have all of these is confidence but a better way if you want something that lasts is working on yourself.
TL;DR Get your shit together. Work out and stop beeing autistic and women will choose you.
Anthony Evans
But chad. She will continue fucking you even after marriage making everyone a cuckhold and thus destroying the society further
Levi Turner
>no friends here probably taken a few dicks by now then. should've seen the ucla chcks on exchange here.
To be honest bro you might just want to swap to trying to meet girls in person. Youll be more successful, even though you cant screen out for thots as easily
Jonathan Brooks
>3) Dance and have fun, tell other people to have fun,
wow, look at this normie
Ethan Sanders
Should have fucked them anyway..
Luke Wood
Use plenty of fish, tinder is useless unless you're literally a 10/10 or into fat chicks with Nightmare on Elmstreet tattoos
Xavier Howard
>Okay, so I made a Tinder profile I'm not the best looking guy but I'm not ugly
Post your profile and we'll see how "average" you look compared to this girl
Grayson Gomez
>T: 700 matches, not swiping right on everyone. Show fingol boobs.
Christopher Flores
>”and this is with swiping yes to every check” >is then confused when every single guy is an instant match, as if they’ve been swiping yes on every check... M8 you’re retarded and Tinder is retarded.
Grayson Thompson
You need to get out. You have to go back.
Jackson Sullivan
you forgot to add 8)firm handshake and look them in the eyes
Owen Davis
>picking up bar roasties by acting like the disabled kid that got dropped off by his mum
Joseph Price
this made me giggle
Ryder Martinez
Men are much more desperate.
Elijah Cruz
>“Ladies you are looking good tonight!!” Then just walk away. eternal boomer strikes again
why are you going on tinder looking for a wife you absolute spastic? Make good money and join a club where you can meet younger women before they've hit the cock carousel hardcore and you have a chance. It's what I did anyway.
Hunter Butler
Yeah dont do this.
Colton Ortiz
Jesus user, she’s not just gonna show up at your door. Go outside
Hudson Allen
this sounds like the beginning of a fucking rodney dangerfield movie
Juan Torres
Apparently, Boomer is now synonymous with 'person I disagree with'.
It's natural for women to get more sexual attention than men and it's also natural for you to feel like it's a huge disaster if a lot of women pass you over since for most of human existence you'd only ever know 30 women in your entire life in your tribe and if they all rejected you game over but like a lot of instincts this doesn't apply to modern life since you are in contact with millions of women on this app and even though it might feel like shit if fuck loads reject you it doesn't actually matter for the end result when 1 still goes for you so just keep doing it with the understanding that your emotional reaction isn't adapted for the information age.
Hunter Thompson
>You CAN get a normal girl but you have to be lucky, and more than likely you have to be one of the first matches she gets in the first few days of using the app and still not jaded by the literal hundreds of messages she is going to get. this, I scooped up a literal blonde, blue eyed Christian kissless virgin off tinder, we've been together for a year now and talking about marriage and children, she wants to try and aim for 12.
So perfect girls do exist out there and they do exist on tinder. You've just got to be fast, we matched the day she got it and met the next day (she deleted it on our first date in front of me out of nowhere).
Just make sure your age range is set as low as possible (I set it to 18-20 (she was 18, I was 22)). Any girl over 20 is NOT a virgin, especially on tinder, and if she is, she's waiting for Emperor Chad Thundercock and you'll never be good enough.
>inb4 she's not a virgin I couldn't even get my pinky finger in there when we started doing stuff
Jack Watson
Step 1 Fsbs
Jose Mitchell
tinder and all social online dating sites are like 90% men and 5% women and 5% fake profiles
Jaxson Cook
This. But to be fair, even if 5% of the women he talks to aren’t laughing at him, he’s getting laid more than the guy who doesn’t try at all.
Adrian King
>give girls control >good idea i dont think so Tim
tinders algorithm is ridiculous, and i think at least half the profiles are fake, and of the half that are real, 90% are abandoned or used once a year. of the 5% that are real have 500 messages ahead of you, but if they are having conversations via message they might never have the time to see yours. there are semi chads into fatties and ugly chicks, so your chances are pretty low.
the only way i had any luck was browsing apps that let you sort by join date. if youre one of the first guys to message her after she joins the site you have an easy chance.shes probably joining cuz shes horny and the next day when she opens the app shell have 100+ messages, so you have to be quick.
tinder is a scam, aussie. you never get shown to real people unless you pay for it. you could be the hottest guy but unless you pay for the service it's an empty black hole of no messages. you are not shown/your messages don't go through. this is the same for every 'dating app'. and even if you pay for it, it's shitty people you're seeing.
tl:dr delete all dating apps they are all literal scams
Colton Powell
I was INCEL for 3 years of my life. During this time I never left my moms bacement except to lift weights and run... After three years all of a sudden I found every girl I bumped into wanted to fuck me... gee imagine that faggots...
Adam Myers
>(Just turned 18). You're competing for 18 y/o girls with guys from 20 - 30. That's a competition you'll always lose. Either look for 16 year olds (it's legal here, cunts) or start working on yourself so by the time you're in your early 20s you can be the guy getting 18 - 19 year olds.
That's how it works, fella. Young women go for older guys. Guys go for younger women.
Don't think you understand. A Modern woman with the tool of a cellphone has access, just in her contacts, to get sex anytime she wants; therefore sex is totally valueless to a woman. She is after money, status, husband, assets etc Then you add the dating app tinder & she can get anything she wants from any man at any time irrespective of her high partner account (slut) or her beauty: this is the true red pill. This is why women should be beaten & put in cages... they are fucking animals, they should be in a zoo. They're all gold digging whores... in Ukraine & in America & across the West.
What I'm saying doesn't just go beyond feminism (like sargon of akkad, fedora gags, incel wimps) or something it's not just "look what another feminist did this week" NOOOOO no no no no... What I'm saying is that all women are total hypocrites, liars & whores----& we're currently living in a complete matriarchy of pussy faggot clucked men dominated by these manipulative sluts. Stop spending money on women. Stop respecting women. Stop treating women as humans; treat them as animals/ misbehaving children in real life. Of course they shouldn't vote or be in any positions of power...
