Why exactly is Australia so much better than every other country?

>ocean border
>racist population thanks to penal colony ancestors
>native population is not a credible threat thanks to alcohol/solvent abuse

by native population i mean boongs

The irony.

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>the road is for cars, not for sleeping
youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

do i look frustrated faggot?

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>4X in the reflection.
Kek

Age doesn't discriminate against retards in this country. On behalf of Australians I'd like to apologise for his behaviour. I'll see to it that he is fed to the cocodiles.

Unironically yes.

bring it cunt
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fight me faggot
fight me right now

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t. tarantula

oi mate nice flag

wtf

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But he doesnt exist, since you haven't ever seen him. How can you fight someone who doesnt exist?

he'll soon fuckin find out

You're a fucking embarrassment. No wonder the whole world see us as shit posters. Just when we thought the Leafs took that title, you had to go fuck it up for us.

You assholes are the only ones that get to have these furry little shitposters.

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Are you trying to white knight? You've got retards and pussies and tarantulas.

you pussy fuckin un australian mutt
come here and fight me like a true lad i'll buy you a beer after i put foot to your sternum

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Just make sure you pick them up properly by the tail or even they'll make your life hell with their spurs.

> spurs

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Don't laugh it'll kill a dog in seconds flat

Oh I know. Only the male's have spurs and they only produce venom seasonally. But picking them up by the tail is what's best for the animal anyway.

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> spurs

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>niggers

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is the abo dead or just sleeping off his high from huffing gasoline?

>But picking them up by the tail is what's best for the animal anyway.
Or you could just leave em the fuck alone. That'd probably be best for them.

nah he's just having a genuine nap

based

It isn't
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as can be seen from the XXXX sign reflected in the puddle its more likely he was either ejected or wasn't allowed to sleep in the pub, so he's just sleeping one off.

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>why exactly is Australia so much better than every other country?

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>Not sending him to a cage match with a kangaroo instead

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FUCK I LOVE THIS PHOTO

its almost as good as the classic with the fat abo woman stealing one of the Guide Dog donation dogs

i'd win
gotta watch for that kick though... that kick will fuck ya

oh go loose another war faggot

You're fighting WITH the kangaroo the kangaroo isn't booked to wrestle you a limp wristed 59 year old retired teuck driver

>Yes because I fuck with so many Platypuses here in new Mexico.

The practice of picking them up by the tail is for animal rescue and conservationists who actually handle them ever. Nobody else is really ever supposed to fuck with them.

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Well atleast I'm not losing the war with the penis biting spider TWICE

Do they really sleep in the road or is this a fucking meme?
I can't get over how stupid that seems.

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*booked to watch you wrestle
*truck driver

fact: aboriginals are the most powerful race in the world

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They do cause the desert areas are cold at night, the road stays warm, and they're usually drunk and staggering about in the middle of nowhere.

Whoa what are you going to do about them? Shit post them to death? They'll knock you out m8

in the cities they gather in parks and yell at other ethnics.
out in the towns though, yes they do sleep on the road.

yeah keep correcting yourself faggot maybe next time you'll get it right

>t. Faggot.

yeah nah

youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg&feature=youtu.be

we kept our niggers fucked out of there mind on substances so they didnt bother us.

yanks tried it with crack but you go to interested and now half your population is addicted to opioids

>inb4 aussies are alcoholics
streuth we are ill out drink a the entire population of Arkansas

Yeah you're only not making mistakes, because you're not drunk yet. Not fair

Australia isn't real, neither is Canada. Every Aussie/ Canuck user is a paid shill. All of these people you meet irl are paid actors, it's a massive Jewish conspiracy and you cunts aren't going to keep getting away with it

not in the road but in the gutter.
unless your out rural then the cunts do nangs on the road

Only way is to bring back leaded petrol

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the large amounts of chinese people

>no fair
aww poor little baby want mercy, too bad mate you get none.

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>not real
believe me mate, you cannot make this shit up.

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kys and then fite me cunt 4177

You're not even the best country in your own neighbourhood. NZ is much better for example. It's not a desert hellhole, for one.

haha cause fukin straya m8!
never mind the niggers sleeping in the street, to Asians buying everything and invading with the poos, the government that violates your natural rights (except when youre muslim), or that 60% of all wild life can and will kill you given the first opportunity.

he's a poofta mate ignore him

Australian agriculture could support a population over 120 million at least, why are you not a superpower yet? Pull your finger out and populate before the Chinese swallow you.

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check your shoes

not wearing shoes mate
we wear thongs here

shit they're vicious little cunts

Fake and gay

I'm letting your shitposts pass, even if they are filled with errors caused by drunk typing

Either way, the point still stands, unless you get killed by one of the 8350 ways to die found on this picture before that

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i've made it this long mate, she'll be right.

lmao

they do and they let their kids sleep and play on the road too, gotta drive round them

no I'm not joking

You're living in the city, so not difficult

mate the bush ain't that bad you just gotta make the necessary preparations
>beer
>thats about it

Then why are the cunts all here? You wouldnt know your arsehole from your elbow cunt.

I bet you make the animals drunk too and then you chill together

because we aren't controlled by the je..

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don't be jelly

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Call me: 110

Remove the memeflag aussie, you are easy to spot

the desert and sun is what made English pooftas into Australian sex gods

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no joke
i had a pissup with a magpie and we did a little sing along

Our current PM was the CEO of Goldman Sachs Australia, just like you good goys ,we're doing as we're told.

youtube.com/watch?v=dDYcvhDH9QQ&feature=youtu.be

send your sheilas over m8

dont disrespect our fucking native people. if it werent for the nasty whitey the abos would have developed advanced civilisation.

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>they come all on their own

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>5085
lel. enfield

its temporary cunt

Cocodiles? Don’t tell me we have them as well and I didn’t know.

>adam goodes personal leave