Unemployed members of Jow Forums

(((SUPERANNUATION)))
I refuse to pay 10% of all my earnings to some Jew so he can loan it back to me and live off the interest.

MKUltra thread

I play Heroes of the storm esports.

Autism at it's finest

I do that too
what the fuck is wrong with me

i didn't think of it like that, although superannuation is optional

Everytime I get hired I find that the place of employment is full of incompetent shit skin diversity hires.

As the competent white male, I get stuck with the majority of the work.

I usually just quit and contribute to the WN cause online.

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more like "what isn't right with me?"

Companies expect training before they employ you rather than fulfilling their duty to train you after hiring you. There is nowhere to do this affordably. This is why my people are getting TEFL diplomas and moving to countries where we actually have a chance to live a normal life. Most of us are beautiful and white so we're good for your biodiviersity wherever we end up, though. Happy ending, if a little late.

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#based

Amen.

Optional? It's compulsory mate!

>beautiful anglos
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LMAO

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Suddenly boots

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Coming from your flag that sounds scary as all fucking hell.

what companies are we talking about? shit like cafes/restaurants/hotels should definitely be able to train people as those jobs are incredibly easy however others like working in a marketing firm, law agency, etc requires a bit more resources to train.

:^)

The last time I was out and about I came upon a group of people who had dogs that were stopped chatting blocking the sidewalk. I pretended I was a 13lb (!!) bowling ball like I use at the rink and I plowed right through them. When I've got my power suit and cool shades on (like cyclops, but this time I was like juggernaut) I don't let anyone stop me from going around the block a few times before I head home.

This is perfect.

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that's too good, and I can't even try it cause i can't even afford a suit, but I would if I could

You don't even need a business suit, just shades and you can use a bedsheets to make the cape.

wolverine > juggernaut

>the chad bowling ball neet vs. the virgin bowling pin normie

mate, anons don´t give a fuck

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pretty over these repetitive slide threads from meme flags

what makes this a slide thread? seems pretty up Jow Forums's alley.

I took them out and one old lady yelled "hey you stepped on my dog" and I just threw a fake business card that I had printed up at her that had an address in New York for a made up law firm and said "sue me." That's what my dad says when he people flip him off for cutting them off on the road. So I figured it was a total power move.

lmao, this is brilliant. i don't if you're trolling or not, i've gotta print out some fake business cards

Look you can't powerwalk around fast and hold a briefcase wearing wolverine claws. It slows you down and makes it hard to get into character for Cyclops when you put on your alpha shades.

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SAGE. Crappy bait thread.

I check pol more times than is considered normal viewing and I always see this thread

a crappy bait thread transformed into chad advice for neets thread.

>wearing wolverine claws
come on kiddo
you're supposed to take them out only when you need them
also wolverine has a big hairy manly chest and the girls love it

Use a New York address. I learned the hard way and used new jersey at first because I was trying to be inconspicuous, but this guy who I crop dusted (total power move btw to crop dust people at a speedwalkers pace even if a little bit of noise comes out) laughed and said "you aren't even a real lawyer" so I figure it was the New Jersey. Have not had any problems since.

most of Jow Forums are all for the free market and view employment as a highly desirable character trait no? this seems like it's aligned with the mindset of an average Jow Forums user.

>bedsheets for capes

Noted.

You are so dumb you probably aren't even a new Jersey lawyer let alone a new York one.

Wolverine would never powerwall in a suit around suburban neighborhoods and would definitely not have a briefcase with his lunch in it.

The private sector employs a lot of useless turds as well.

We are literally communist now.

sydney will work just as well

You dont have to wear it outside your clothes. Just having it on underneath can make you feel powerful without anyone even know (like a real superhero).

Who is Sydney? Is he hiring?

listen some anorexic guy wearing a shiny brown suit that doesn't even look good on him is not good encouragement.

>sydney will work just as well
C'mon man Sydney is just garbage tier
t. Sydneysider

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this is why i wear a high quality fake rolex 24/7. i can walk around in my underwear and flipflops and normalfags would still just think im an eccentric millionaire

>180 lbs skeletor in a suit
If that is your idea of a success then I pity you.

Oh shit yeah like spidercuck or superbitch and
is wearing an underwear over your pants allowed ?

neither would juggernaut
if you remember I said wolverine > juggernaut

>I act like I'm cyclops from xmen
Do you have a thing for telepathic gingers that are clones of your dead ginger wife too?
>tfw Rightclops is dead
>tfw RightJean is alive
>tfw no RighOTP purging flatscans
Why live bros?

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This is bad advice. Never wear a watch because watches are outdated so always take out your phone and say "gosh I'm late" (DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THIS SPECIFIC VERBIAGE) then put your phone up to your ear and say "hey can you call in catering for the folks in the meeting? I'm running a bit late"

But never under any circumstances should you wear a watch fake or otherwise.

No you should just feel confident enough to take an old lady down at full steam and pretend like you weren't paying attention to where you were walking. If you have the right attire for that you can do this.

autism2

Juggernaut is only a partial character who comes out when he sees the sidewalk blocked or if he sees sprinklers that he (me) needs to power hard through.

and wolverine is much better for that, as I already have said
>hairy chest
>claws
come on

I dont "act" like I'm cyclops from xmen. I become him to channel pure red hot Chad all over my moms friends who garden around midmorning in my neighborhood.

nah see the watch isnt about telling time, its a status symbol. if anyone asks just downplay it and say it was a gift from your dad. basically just act like a NEET but do so while impling you are filthy rich like some trust fund bitch

Because autistic men don't get hired by female HR staffers.

Who care? I have fun and I provide the lovely ladies around my block some butterflies when I stroll by hardcore in my sweet attire and banging shades. Also did you know Crocs makes a good line of business walkers? Theyre for ladies but they look like men's Armani so cool.

>act like a spoiled rich kid
absolutely not

Not for suburbia bro you dont even know how to match character with setting go back to new Jersey law school.

Do you really think you should be giving this advice? You dont even know how to cyclops walk and juggernaut plow.

I don't think so kiddo
wolverine is a chad everywhere, all the time
pretty sure he btfo of cyclop as well
chekmate ;)

Fair enough. My Chadbando was always Stark. Those old Tales of Suspense issues really did make an impression on me...

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who gets more pussy than power walking businessmen? thats right, the spoiled rich son of the guy who owns the company because he is simultaneous being gold dug by every women in his life at the same time

>wolverine is a chad everywhere, all the time
Yeah, the hairy manlet sure is a chad...
>pretty sure he btfo of cyclop as well
>he doesn't know
OHOHOHHOHO!

w-wha happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=9EBar7BK8Mk

He has claws you dumptruck. It isnt about being a Chad it's about blending in looking like a powerwalking flashy not-new jersey attorney who has to be some place fast and doesnt have time to stop to wipe the pool he just stepped in from his shoes.

Another pro tip. Never walk on the sidewalk because even if dogs primarily poop on the trash you won't be able to get it off your crocs just by walking on concrete. Stay on the grass.

wolverine can blend in, I don't know what you're talking about
and when you need to smash he takes out claws, #checkmated

Iron man would lose to cyclops. I suggest you just stay inside until you can stop liking iron man.

this
what the fuck is this guy even doing bringing in iron man LMAO
wolverine would take that guy out in 2 secs

Shut the fuck up boomer, I only work enough to pay my bills. The time I have left over I use for stuff I ACTUALLY want to do.

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It's not about pussy. How sad would life be if that's all life was about. It's about the journey, so stop wearing watches and start practicing running through walls. Dont start with a real wall at first. Have your parents hold up a bedsheets and sleepwalk toward it. Dont be frighten to walk right into it. It won't bite. From bedsheets you can build up to heavier things like cardboard and even plywood.

Owned by someone who understands how to crush the powerwalk.

Honestly you are a lost cause. I'm trying to help you and you keep jerking off to wolverine. Go outside and practice your cyclops power glasses moves.

wolverine can actually take off his glasses without roasting half the neighbourhood, didn't think about that did you

Some mutie kids got trapped in a house with human supremachists. Scott says to the kid "lmao, fuck their shit up and kill them all". Logan goes all "noooo, they're kids". Schism happens and the X-Men are split. Cyclops becomes a radical supremachist and Wolverine becomes a lapdog. In the end Cyclops dies from a cloud and Wolverine dies for a serum (he's back now though). Jean comes back from the dead and tells Scott that she misses him and always loved him. She BTFOs Logan by saying she "was never his". So yeah, Cyke is the TRUE Chad.
I prefer the 90s S2 tune.
t.Plebs
Stark created an armor that managed to damage the Phoenix Force within days. He can take on Doom with a normal armor. Add Extremis/Bleeding Edge/Believe and it's game over. I love Cyke, but Stark's in a whole nother league.

>some cash-grab "pro-cyclops" stories to cash in on stupid boomers
LMFAO
if it didn't happen in the animated series, it didn't happen ma nigga

#ignored

This is about powerwalking please leave.

didn't wolverine cuck cyclops?
#cucked

Another tip is to always make sure your pants dont have milk spilled on them. It looks bad.

let me break it down for you kid
so your "story" involves some house with kids correct?
this is how woleverines mind works:
>PUSY
it's all about that pussy, baby
house full of burning kids? nigga that's license to fug pusy non-stop for at least a year
in the meantime your cucklops who is cucked by his one and only gf (who prefers likes wolverin LMAO), obviously doesn't get invovled in this shit and is just an edgy poser (likeOP)
there you have it
>jean tells dead guy she lvoes him
TOP KEK
and who fucks her in the real world, you think?
#CHECKMATE

That is one shiny suit.

> "who fucks her in the real world"
> talking about comic book characters

the real comic book world* OBVIOUSLY you silly brainlet
your glasses must be constricting the blood flow to ur tiny head, consider getting new ones

Im a psychopath. I just want to kill people. Or get people killed. I just want to push the worlds buttons. And make everyone as miserable as i am.

#ignored

Im a misanthrope.

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It sucks making less money than some chick who stays on social media all day while youre the one doing all the work.