My neighbors have started an AirBNB at their house while they are away at the cottage for the summer...

i'm glad you can still overestimate my countrymen

"Sorry"

that stuff smells like hell
literally

Ask her to leave you alone because her presence is making you nauseous.

What you answered was fine. You wanted to get rid of them and you succeeded.

Decide if you give enough of a shit about these people to inconvenience yourself by not cooking meat. Also be aware that if you do piss them off there's a good chance your neighbor will be pissed at you, since they'll probably leave a bad review and blame you as the reason.

time to light up that bbq mate

Tell them to fuck off. If someone told me to stop cooking meat in my own house I'd tell them to fuck off and cook ALL THE MEAT I COULD FIND just to spite them for asking.

"yes, I COULD, but no, I will not".

My neighbors are unironically doing this. First blacks that show up I’m calling 911 and reporting suspicious persons on the property

Invite all of your friends over and tell them to bring their grills. Shit invite the whole neighborhood over for a cook out. Place all of the grills as closely as possible to property line. Cook meat and have a great fun time all day.

call the police and report and illegal hotel you faggot. tell them to kill themselves

t. landlord

tell them that youre a carnivore and the smell of their fried eggplants are making u nauseous

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Yeah, call the town or county and report illegal rental next door... towns and counties want their money take and paperwork. Complaining about not being notified by town on adjacent property zoning change

your food particles entered their nose without their permission, thus giving them the right to kill you for breaking the NAP, so you should consider yourself lucky

Tell them to get the fuck off your property or get charged with trespassing.

>the "smell" was making her husband nauseous

btw there is no way the smell of meat being cooked make someone sick
they just dont want to be tempted like a muslim looking at a goat

This.

OP go get a cheap charcoal grill and as much meat as you can afford. Set it up as close the property line as possible and just grill all day. Also play "Appetite for Destruction" on a loop, Army special warfare-style, as loud as you're legally allowed in your neighborhood.

>be canadian
>dirty loser hippes try to controll what i do in my own home
>actually listen to them

lol fucking cuck

You go and buy a whole hog and slow spit that bitch in your garden for hours.

What's the NAP?

This.
Also carry around pepperoni so you can pull it out anytime they approach.

You talk to your neighbor. You tell them that they need to lay down ground rules to their tenants.

Damn it beat me to it

if you want your home to stink it's your thing. but if you make other homes stink, then deal with it if someone gets mad.
had a father home smoked daily in our apartment and it made me fucking sad. he always acted like i'm cutting his freedom when i told him that it makes me sick.
fucking retard. still hate him for that.

That is fucking retarded. Just politely say no.
Veganism is just a big meme anyways, they're trying to get people hooked on onions. Eating little meat or being vegetarian can surely be healthy, but vegan is just a dumb meme.

>"I'll try".
Wrong answer. You don't cower to leftists, but you don't agitate them either. You don't want them taking a special interest in you... So you should just say something kind but dismissive, like - Okay, thank you. Have a nice day.

If they come back again you can rip them a new asshole.

PS. Stop being a pussy.

Who the fuck thinks the smell of cooking meat stinks?

Based

People generally bbq outside you tard.

"I'm sorry but I have an iron deficiency and am required to eat meat as it is the cheapest way to obtain the iron I need for my diet"

newfag detected

airbnb and the entire sharing economy should be fucking illegal. it's commie bullshit disguised as libertarian bullshit.

far left germans

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You COOK MORE MEAT AND INVITE FRIENDS OVER FOR A BARBI

You could also buy an industrial fan (at a nice return policy warehouse store) for days when the winds blowing the wrong way.
Set up meat packaging as flags. Sausage windsocks would be particularly aesthetic.

canada is the uk, it's like their faggot son.

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ok, it might be different. but i still get mad when it comes to smells, because it really is frustrating when someone makes your home stink and you can't do anything about it, because people always look at you like some dictator.

This. Bullshit an oppression olympics victory.

Legally butcher animals in your back yard and smoke them. Also try doing loud videos of animals being slaughtered in your surround sound like we did to the VCs in Vietnam.

A leaf being a vegan? How is cannibalism legal?

Tell wife: "when you want a real man, I'll have my meat ready when you want it."

I did airbnb and the niggers that booked just parked on my neighbours drive and started unpacking, Got all uppity when my neighbour came out and told to get the fuck off. I told them all the people in my town were just like him in case they were getting ideas about moving to the area permanenty.

It's when they are getting really sleepy and you stop them from sleeping, violating their NAP. It's capitalized to show how important it is to them.

Tell them to pay you.

Non aggression principle or something.
Its an Ancap meme essentially saying everything is legal until it affects others. For example you can fly a drone but doing so in your neighbors air space would violate the NAP.

Exaggerating the concept to include smells etc is a coomon anti Ancap meme. Also ancap means anarchocapitalist, essentially libertarianism

Fire up the BBQ and cook some Brats, steak, burgers and ribs. Call all your friends and have them over for a feast. Turn on rotating fans to blow the aroma towards the faggots.

hospitality shill detected
it allows for a more efficient use of your own capital
if you think AirBnB is hurting your local housing market, you should be petitioning your local government to relax zoning laws or increase developable areas so developers can build more units.

you're the commie

Who's the girl in the pic tho?

on the whole it is a good source of income, why so salty?

this happened here last summer
i went down to the knackery and got a dead horse
took him home
poured 5 gallons of diesel on him and set him on fire

The man is cooking food in his own home. Not even smelly food, but meat. And if a hint of that smell wafts over to the next house, they can close the window, not take even more time to march over to the smelly meat house and bitch about it.
Fuck you for even daring to suggest that OP was wrong in any way but trying to appease the vegans. He wasn't opening surstromming in his backyard. He was probably making a steak in his kitchen.

Come on, OP, overcome your Canadian pussyness and throw the biggest BBQ the North has ever seen.

>BAN GABITALISM FOR THE BOOR!
>DIS IZNT GOMMUNIZM FOR DA RIJJ!

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Did they ask politely? - you answered correctly

Did they ask with an attitude? - fuck them

Typical bong
>Oi! You got a permit for those untethered food particles mate?!"

>I'll try, but
>I have a feeling we'll meat again.

yup. if Jow Forums taught me anything, it's how to out jew the jews

cuck the vegan basedboy by giving his wife your meat. say really obnoxious meat references the whole time like "...mmm you like dat sausage." call your jiz bbq sauce ... etc. it's not that hard leaf

Based
Airbnb just sounds like an overall shit idea for a lot of reasons

Nah cook it in an outdoor pit in the back yard luau style.

youtube.com/watch?v=HwWdPtzy058

Her tits are exquisite.

Ok that's not bad.

if they complain next time call an ambulance to their house so the person can go to the hospital for medical treatment

problem solved

Tell her to go choke on a fat dick.

#SMELL OF PEACE

#BAN ALL COOKING NOW

what's more, the husband was such a soi eating pussy, his wife was the one with the biggest balls and had to be the one to confront OP

I bet he was getting nauseous from hunger

Bullshit. Faggots buy houses just to use as full time Airbnbs and avoid hotel laws. They ruin neighborhoods with guests who have no investment in property values.

you haven't been vegan redpilled yet?

>being scared of your neighbors feelings about you instead of being pissed at your neighbor for housing retards who would presume to tell you to stop cooking on your own property

Dress up like a Muslim, buy a cow and slaughter in halal fashion in your front garden or where they can see it. Call them culturally insensitive or racist when they complain.

I do. But I'm not going to my neighbors to complain about it. In fact, I'm suggesting to OP that he find bacon and fry it while cooking liver and gizzards and venison all at the same time because they haven't even begun to get sick if he's not cooking all of those things at once.

Laugh in thier face.

Have a BBQ and invite all your friends obviously. Invite the neighbours as well, then spike their tofu with some bacon grease.

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Jesus user you are a beautiful soul who made my day with your reply to OP. Please keep doing the work Kek.

You tell them "No."

What you cook in your own home / on your own property is your business. Nosy vegans get the hose

Start frying vegatables and let the smell like meat.

>hurr durr developers relax zoning so developers can build more units
>hurr durr but not for hospitality shills only for...blah blah blah...profit
commie bullshit artist detected
because part of the reason people buy a certain piece of property is because i'm in a certain type of neighborhood or residential area away from specific commercial areas, etc. it's the same reason i don't buy a piece of property next to a fucking hotel. same as if a hotel wanted to go in next door i go through the process to petition the local government not to allow them to build it. if they, ultimately, end up allowed to build there, then i can move, of course, but they don't just get to build the hotel while i go to sleep one night and the next morning i have a random ass hotel there.

This

[steak cooking intensifies]

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Jow Forums needs to embrace veganism. they're profiting off sick people and killing innocent animals. your edginess over this subject is a result of social engineering, stop conflating it with SJWism

Tell them they are weak cunts, and do squats/deadlifts in the hallway while they are passing by.

Best bet, really, is to get yourself a smoker and make tons of fucking ribs/briskets.

Cook lots of meat scare them away show them who is the real man make sure that they should fall sick and they should live in fear around you

Tell them fuck off, grab all the meat, and get a large fan to waft it into their property.

>nauseous
Is that a new word for hungry?

>implying you don't already carry around a couple of cocks

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Thanks, what a cutie

What is the etiquette here?
Turn your airbnb into a gas chamber obviously.

I don't know what laws are like up there, but down here there's no law that says you can't grill as long as you're doing it safely (not just starting an uncontrolled bonfire and cooking over it). Assuming it's the same, they won't be able to call the police on you, so you're basically free to keep doing whatever you want. That said, size up the situation. What kind of people were they? Were they lower class? The kind of people that would key you car in the middle of the night? They're going to leave soon anyways so they could try to get petty revenge on your if you keep cooking meat. The fact of the matter is, sometimes poor people can do a lot of economic damage to you and they really have nothing to lose so you're often better off not provoking them. That said most vegans are white yuppies, so you're probably fine.