What will be your role after the revolution?

Rapist #3 of the Gulag. It's not easy being the third guy in a political prisoners battered asshole but some Zek has to do it.

Basedboy thinks he's going to design the uniforms. Jow Forums was right again.

>millennial leftards actually believe they won't be used for slave labor in hellish conditions by the party oligarchs

Member of the Imperial Guard of Greater Europe, of course!

Rubbing dead people butts

Using this guys tactics against the new communist infrastructure in the ultimate act of irony

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Chad

My role model is Anwar Congo, the star of The Act of Killing
After leading a highly successful death squad that killed over 1,000 communists during the cleansing of his nation he became a local leader and revered figure in his community.
He manages a youth organization that helps teach young boys and gives him a source of soldiers to defend his land if the communists ever try to come back and start more shit.
Great man.

They would all be branded as Kulaks and fucking killed.

like Bezmenov said, all true believers will be executed first so the party doesn't have to deal with their inevitable disillusionment

CIA spook funded anti-gommie resistance.

Those people will all be fertilizer

RWDS fire team leader

If we're talking total revolution, I'll be a pot farmer. Someone has to sell commodities.

>designing uniforms

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>The Act of Killing
Great doc, he showed quite a bit of remorse for his actions, but he knew what communism would do to his nation if it was allowed to take root. Sometimes good men have to do terrible things.

poppy seed

Do these retards not realize they would all be dead? The intellectuals who push for communist revolution are always some of the first ones shot after the revolution succeeds. These morons should try opening a non-marxist history book.

Yea what does that even mean in this context? In a true commie revolution they'll have one design and that's it, they aren't going to be needing a on staff fashionista to approve bourgeois frills. You get a potato sack everyone gets potato sack it's equal

lmao they think they would get the cushy jobs only obtained through nepotism

so cuuuuute.

dream big, little scamps.

Guillotine blade sharpener

Leftists are the first people executed post communist revolution. Their “post-revolution job” is the same as what they are now, compost.

I wanna be a party member psychologist that diagnosis racism and sends /pol to the gulags

Resistance fighter I guess.

that bitch with the groucho marx handle really fucking pisses me off.

to drag that man's name into your communist fantasies goddamn fuck her

Truth be told these people are fucking tools. They exist to destabilize the establishment that stupidly tolerates them and then be swept aside when it's over. Even if the government post-revolution was friendly to them they'd be too useless to do anything productive. Easier to just kill them.

>Communism
>Getting to pick what you do
pick one.

SS Amerikaner Legion

This. The irony of bourgeoise college educated ---studies majors thinking when a class revolution happens they will be taken in by the prols is fucking laughable. Each of these people will be gassed by comrade jamal and kletus.

i will be the master chief asshole penetrator

Executioner of the captured communist scum.

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Most of you will be field hands harvesting manual labor. Singing classic country songs and whistling while you work it. Hunter gather society anons. Money no longer will have meaning

Dead fag leaf. Ftfty

Gravedigger

suicide bomber i guess

Actually, Groucho is one of the most interesting cases of jews being screwed over by other jews. He was extremely frugal (no really, a penny pinching jew...) and terrified of being poor, so he listened to his jew stock buddies above to investing pretty much EVERYTHING in the stock market...in 1929

It's cute, they seem to think they will have a prestigious role to play in their new world. That's kind of the thing isn't it? These types of people always think they'll end up the boot, and not under it.
Until it's too late, anyhow.

Torturer of jewish children.

>ywn be an NKVD agent during Stalin's purges and get to spend all day arresting, torturing and shooting commies for not being good enough commies

farm or factory work for me

Tesla trooper

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I would be arresting those in OP's pic under article 58; Treason to the motherland by not fighting enemies to the death which is therefore counter-revolutionary. 10 years in the gulag. As well as suspected spies opposed to the new regime.

>inb4 not real communism.

i will be a constable and farmer in my community.

I imagine that if I survive my reeducation they'll put me to work in the Minitrue meme factory to work 18 hour shifts making shitty image macros until I either hang myself with my shoelaces or commit suicide by commissar

my sides

dead

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Ancap meme terrorist

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This, but unironically

>literally describing workers conditions under liberalism

Capitalists be mad yo

>What will be your role after the revolution?

I will be the official commie torturer of the Rebel Army.

Any commie prisoners of war mein kamarades take will be brought to me for interrogation or just torturing them for shits and giggles.

>every commie bernie bro thinks they’ll be party leaders and important intellectuals
>they’ll all go to the gulag

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leading the next revolution, of course

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head of the ss

>revolution

Sturmtruppen

>what is your skill comrade
>well I have a degree in sociology and-
>into the salt mines you go

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Gruppenführer.

>we'll get to choose our fun jobs in our communist future
lol at these delusional faggots.

this
the over educated are the first to get the firing squad

holy fucking flying monkeys with huge cocks!
THIS GUY GETS IT!
WE HAVE A WINRAR! WE HAVE A WINRAR! WE HAVE A WINRAR! WE HAVE A WINRAR! WE HAVE A WINRAR! WE HAVE A WINRAR! WE HAVE A WINRAR!

Servicing the equipment aboard aircraft of the Fourth Reich, having viciously obliterated the forces of millennial nu-marxism.

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after the fascist revolution i guess i'll be working on removing all references to BF1, BF5 and wolfen(((stein))) from the internet and making the devs unpeople
my dept will also handle remaking them the way they should have been

you do realize that elites and leaders of most leftist nations are upper middle class liberal arts majors? Liberal arts majors get a lot of shit, but they tend lead revolutions and know how to move the masses.

executioner

>What will be your role after the revolution?
The same as it is now, except with better job security, sufficient salary, free housing, and no debt. I might have the opportunity to take a more active role in site health and safety.

Things would function pretty much the same as they do now. There is no reason they wouldn't. It just means profit from Labour is directed toward the labourers instead of lining the pockets of private economic interests that are slaves to Capital.

I will hang the gays

umm no sweetie, you'll be lugging around a flak cannon

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Truly a man of wisdom.

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I'll join the secret police just to jail/assassinate the now useless useful idiots.

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Whoever happens to be in charge isn't going to let the rest of them off the hook. They'll get all their shit stolen, a manual labour job in a farm, and a free bullet if they complain about it.

At least I have job...

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I'll probably be in charge and rich. Aaaand, ummm, have a big mansion and, ummm, so many choices!

Leader of a militia

Just stick with the union and in 6 months you'll be driving one of these babies.

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So Jow Forums, What will be your role after the creation of the ethnostate?

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I believe Lenin called them "useful idiots."

They couldn't even stop a reality star from being president. conflating western liberal pussies with revolutionaries of the past is funny as fuck.

Cotton candy maker

Same as I do now but with less crime?

Moisture farmer

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This whole thread is purely a hypothetical seeing as if a Western country goes full commie, every last penny and educated worker will have left the country immediately.

this
>Uhmm, actually, i want to be a threapist, or a uniform designer to the Red Army!
>Hahaha, good joke comrade, you are now a steel factory worker with 12h workshifts, 6 days per week.
>W-What?? I can't do that, this is too hard fo...
>GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE FACTORY, OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE GULAG

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I would drive the train to the camps so the libs can have a shower and a heated room.

you're gonna need to know binary
unless you wanna drop all your creds on droids from the (((jawas)))

I will be Hitler.

I'd live in the gulag, no joke I'd probably enjoy it if they let us read books like they did last time.

>uniform design

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We will have the same careers as now, but enjoy less crime in our neighborhoods, more chances for career advancement, incomes will climb due to less illegal slavery and taxes will plummet due to less welfare abuse.

My father was in the KGB (now in the FSB). He told me it was called assessment and technique and that officially the KGB did not use torture because it did not class the things it did as torture but just interrogation techniques.

Shower/oven attendant.