TURTLEMAN HAS CANCELLED AUGUST RECESS

Hes holding dems hostage by duty to report in DC so they can't go campaign

How does this not have the exact same effect on Republicans running for senate?

>"OH NO! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO RUN ON OUR ACTUAL RECORD, AND CAN'T SPOUT TALKING POINTS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!!!"

The gall of McConnell...

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P.S. If they try fighting it, it will look like their are avoiding doing their jobs.

The turtle just cucked them hard.

it's over

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heh they could hold town halls and meetings via facetime i guess

Never knew McConnell was capable of anything.

Yeah; but most people will see that as they can't be bothered to come see them face to face.

It does but there's more Dems defending seats and they've basically got no accomplishments to run on.

A Republican can run some tax break adds and probably be fine. Much harder to stir up a batch of niggers and beans.

It is a very surprising move from someone I thought was the epitome of the swamp.

Why has the "blue wave" that leftys were hoping for collapsed?

Given Trump's unpopularity a year ago, it made sense. Even now that his approval is higher, it seems like Dems would be more likely to win midterms.

We can't let orange hitler get his tiny hands on the nuclear codes!

Most Republicans are running is "safe red" areas.

A lot of the Dem Senators are running in battleground states that Trump carried in the 2016 election.

What happens if they leave DC?

Trump Pardon for being a puppet?

Tell me what the Democrat platform *is* as of 2018.

That is your answer.

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DORAND GRAMF!!
MACH MACANNA!!!
URE GANNOT STAB BLUE WABBE!

>Total brainlet here, someone explain the reason for the salt from dems?

The other anons are right and it's right there in OP's pic, but there's more context. Dem voters were hugely confident in the blue wave narrative that they will sweep the midterms and win back both houses and (somehow) defeat/impeach DRUMPF as a result and then Al Gore will sail in on a drone and declare it's Her Turn. Maybe not the last part. But they've been crowing about the coming turn for about a year.

Only, if you follow politics in the US, it turns out it's more complicated. Republicans ARE losing the demographics, but they've been extremely effective at gerrymandering and winning local elections, which means they actually have a firm lock on a lot of constituencies which should by demographic change be getting bluer. This is like the popular vote salt times a thousand.
The 538 podcast is doing a great job at breaking this down, they have a whole series on gerrymandering that's a good primer and they've been downplaying the blue wave narrative for a while.

I know y'all niggas give Natey Boy shit for being an ugly jew, but he was actually one of the few pollsters who didn't sell the "Hillary has a 99% chance to win" story, and tried to get people to realize even a 1/3 chance happens very often.
For some reason he became the poster child of bad polling on Jow Forums. That's what he gets for being bald.

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I read a while back that this has something to do with keeping Trump from being able to do something while Congress is in recess. I can't remember what the something was however.

His commute timed (lot's O' people vote on the way home from work) announcement through iheart and clear channel radio monopolies announcing he would suspend Roy Moore (got a democrat elected) is felony election interference. LOCK HIM UP.

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they should always have their recesses cancelled.

incumbents should only be electable if popular enough based on performance without spending a month in state kissing donor and minority ass.

things congress actually needs:
1) turnover
2) to do their fucking job

mcconnel is a corrupt neo-con globalist piece of shit, but always funny to see one globalist shitbag pull one over on his fellow globalist shitbags

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Their own hubris did them in.

After the 2016 election, they should've had a period of self-reflection and realized moving too far to one side of the political spectrum gives them less support, less votes.

But instead of shifting back towards the center-left, they doubled down on the far left, severely overestimating their support and numbers. Dems are going to learn the hard way in November that the "far left" movement in this country is not as big as the media and internet make it out to be.

Not to mention, any attempt they have made to undermine/slander Trump has blown up in their faces and makes them look like a bunch of raving lunatics.

Pic very much related.

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He must have made a deal that when the shit hits the fan in DC, he can slip out in the dead of night and disappear from history.

>fter the 2016 election, they should've had a period of self-reflection and realized moving too far to one side of the political spectrum gives them less support, less votes.
>But instead of shifting back towards the center-left, they doubled down on the far left, severely overestimating their support and numbers. Dems are going to learn the hard way in November that the "far left" movement in this country is not as big as the media and internet make it out to be.

dude, most reddit commies consider establishment democrats to be 'center right' and never 'left' enough. you aint seen nothing yet. wait till the mid terms, we will see retarded failed out of touch insane liberal pandering campaigns the likes of which we have never seen before.

Exactly, so long as the Republicans don't over-hype social issues and focus on the economy, taxes, national security, and immigration, even they cannot fuck this up.

i literally see "bernie sanders would be a centrist in europe" every day of goybook.

>Exactly, so long as the Republicans don't over-hype social issues and focus on the economy, taxes, national security, and immigration, even they cannot fuck this up.

meh, all republicans have to do is plant kids in all the democrat's crowds to ask them 'sir/madame, how many genders do you believe in?' on live TV to completely short circuit their campaigns

As much as we all hate McConnell, he's an effective politician in his own right. Sometimes we get lucky and he does something like this.

He wants to impress me, he can cancel the election.

You know it's funny you say this because I recently had an epiphany about Harry Reid.

Was he a complete piece of shit? Yes.

But one thing, his lasting legacy, he was the wall in the Senate that held back the gun grabbers in his own party. Anytime they tried to push gun control, he would make it disappear.

Who would of thought?

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We'll send some one to ask if they believe in the 47 genders and they'll send someone to ask if we believe the 14 words.

Kill yourself you sick disgusting faggot communist traitor.

can i get a quick rundown?

So much jew salt. I'm really suprised on how bad they are at hiding their jewishness. It's definatly not going to serve them well. Outside of the media world, everyone knows that a jew cannot and should not be trusted.

Is mitch /ourguy/?

liberals are actually complaining our elected officials have to work for the people instead of campaigning for themselves... unreal

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WRONG.

Why didn't Obamacare repeal pass? The Senate
Why were there changes to the tax plan to make it more liberal? The Senate
Why hasn't entitlement reform passed? The Senate

In reality it's been Paul Ryan who's gotten everything passed in the House and the Senate fucks it up.

gotta love the dirty politics when it's the right finally acting the same way.

don't fuck with cocaine mitch, he might look like a turtle, but he stings like a scorpion.

They can’t vote on things.
Phase 2 of the master plan is wait for these fags to start #resisting and then ram through shit like killing daca and then be like “hey we tried to save it but the dems just didn’t want to do their job :^)”
Screen cap this

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>You know it's funny you say this because I recently had an epiphany about Harry Reid.
>Was he a complete piece of shit? Yes.
>But one thing, his lasting legacy, he was the wall in the Senate that held back the gun grabbers in his own party. Anytime they tried to push gun control, he would make it disappear.
>Who would of thought?

i think thats just more a side effect of working in corrupt state like nevada, u r either armed or fucked.

This dude is a fucking traitor

Nice, once Patrick Little places second in the california senate primary he will have free reign to shove a redpill suppository up this states ass and run roughshod over that corpulent bitch feinstein in november.

> Draw these two penises kissing on this cake or I'll sue!!!

Close enough?

The socialist party doesn’t want to work. What else is new. Sad!

no McConnell can get unanimous consent from the senate to pull some technicality where the senate is still in session, but not really in order to avoid recess appointments
he did this last year to protect Sessions

>(((coincidentally jewish)))

There's a reason we left that shithole.

when has the left done anything like this dog fucker

That's running for re-election in nevada, everyone outside of Vegas and Reno is armed, and half the people in the cities are too.

>Why has the "blue wave" that leftys were hoping for collapsed?
nobody donating money to dems like they do for repubs

Bernie is far-left even for Europe. The system he clamors for literally doesn't work in America, since it's population is too big, and there are too many fucking illegals.

The main reason why it works in Norway and Denmark is:
1: They are relatively rich
2: They are the harshest on illegals in West Europe.
3: They don't have a population of hundreds of millions of people
4: They don't buy into diversity bullshit

based turtle man finally sees the light??

i don't know how other countries compare, but our government operates at the most retarded level possible.

government workers are the dregs of society, outside some of the federal agencies they allow to work meritocratically, still.

i work a state job. 4/5ths of employees are nignogs, in a state that's only 10% nig; and management is full of people who got Cs in their administrative degrees and choose to take the job that requires no overtime and gets the most time off.

even those who are competent are surrounded by so many inept people working by committee they can't get anything done.

i know in other countries the government jobs are also all women and diversity hires; but no other first world nation has so many fucking incompetent people laying around as to completely fill their bureaucracy with nothing but.

we have entire cities that are run from the top down by all black people, even though the city may only be 50% black. from the mayor, council, police, paperpushers, to trashmen. all just the fucking stereotype watermelons.

no amount of taxes or throwing money at them will fix their systemic issues.

repubs get payoffs, not donations

the other anons replying to you are correct...but it's also punitive since the Dems slow walked EVERY judicial and exec. branch nomination Trump made, so he's bending them over
>once again, the law of unintended consequences comes into play
Trump curse seems to be real

>losing the demographics
c'mon man you aren't even trying
Kanye
Candace Owen
lowest Hispanic and Black unemployment ever
some of the highest poll #'s ever in those demographics right now
Nate only changed his story a short time before the election, because he knew his brand was destroyed

Why tf would anyone want to be like Europe? It’s a disaster. They can’t integrate people, they can’t innovate, they’re turning into 1984, and they can’t even protect its own women and children from rape gangs running wild. It’s a mess.

I think they realize they aren't as strong, but that they could sway it with almost full MSM control and rigging elections

He only changed it to 1/3 like a day before the election

someone find the clip of nancy pelosi saying "we're just gonna keep doing what we've been doing"
imagine if republicans were allowed to shrug off all criticism and just keep following a program of ethnic cleansing

AS if democrats don't do this to us every chance they get. They can fuck off. They play rough, we play rough back and then they cry. Fucking snowflake fucks. Imagine us larping about a civil war when in reality all we had to do was cancel recess. What a bunch of fucking babies they are.

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we will find out...he may have been a whitehat

TOP FUCKING KEK
>cancel recess, children cry
this needs to be a new meme
numbers confirm

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They have to do their jobs instead of vacationing in their summer homes away from the diversity of DC.
Democrats always complain when you make them work. Especially if they have to work amidst the blacks they pretend to care about.

CANCEL RECESS, CHILDREN CRY

PRAISE KEK

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Good they can make up for all those Fridays they've been getting off. Fucking faggots

Keked
And checked

>we can't be doing our jobs because we need to campaign
What utter cancer

>they've been extremely effective at gerrymandering
That’s not entirely true. What you see in electoral trends is mostly Americans sorting themselves physically into 2 camps, the rural/suburban Republicans and the urban/not-as-urban Democrats. There are very few places in America where teams Red & Blue live side by side, so elections tend to tilt heavily one way or the other based on the population density i.e. less dense = more Republican. People “voting with their feet” shouldn’t be taken for a sinister plot and slammed as gerrymandering, it’s people making decisions about their own lives. If Democrats don’t like representing only the largest cities in the US, they could always try to appeal to people who don’t live in major metros for a change. Complaints about gerrymandering from all but the furthest right are all posturing anyways, nobody is talking about reforming the Voting Rights Act which is the chief source of gerrymandered districts and a major limitation on Democrats’ election prospects.

Dem wave goodbye to they seats

This is balsy, didnt think hed do it.

Must be taking super male

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welp that does it, numbers double confirmed new meme
>CANCEL RECESS, CHILDREN CRY

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Bout time this turtle faced fuck did something uselful

Holy shit what was he reasoning for this, either way sasuga

How do I sign up for this job? It should be just as painful coming from a Latino, hell I’ll even pretend to have a thick Spanish accent

>mfw mcTurtle kills the blue wave by actually making Democrats go to their job

Mcconnell is really uncucking himself. He's been doing a lot of behind the scenes work to try and help Trump get things moving.

Ryan was too, for a bit, but it was too little too late for him.

They were relying on the Mueller probe actually finding shit on Trump, but instead it looks like an illegitimate political spying scheme, even to Democrats. Mueller's successes look like railroading and goalpost moving (a few Russian companies spent less than $100,000 to buy Facebook ads).

In the meantime, they haven't toned down the anti-whiteness, promised any compromise on immigration, or really done anything for their voters. They're still neoliberal corporate shills.

Trump isn't much better, but he's better.

Turtle head is when you have to poo so bad that it feels like the poo came out then went back in...

Prairie doggin’ is when it reaches a critical point and poo goes in and out real fast.

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>imagine if republicans were allowed to shrug off all criticism and just keep following a program of ethnic cleansing

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he made the ballsiest move in 21st century American politics by refusing Merrick Garland a hearing dude.

Guy is shrewd as fuck he just isn't Trump-like on immigration which is a big problem

Uhhh guys?

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>How do I sign up for this job? It should be just as painful coming from a Latino, hell I’ll even pretend to have a thick Spanish accent

just do it enough times and the right people will notice you senpai

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>Trump isn't much better
die in a fire faggot. assuming you really believe he's better, do you think it makes sense to add to the chorus of attacks on him? back him 100% until something better comes along. Trump is doing a phenomenal job given the circumstances

MLK wanted a universal jobs program. I guess he got it.

For this moment yes