The U.S government is preparing for this. U.S scientist have been monitoring Yellowstone since 2012. Now that a volcano erupted in Guatemala Yellowstone went quiet. If You live near Yellowstone you might want to leave the area as soon as you can.
Get ready Jow Forums
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Will yogi be okay?
I hope not
We have these threads every year and yet nothing happens.
exactly, sage
That fucking bear stole my picnic basket.
Yogi is such a fucking nigger.
Ugh, Yellowstone happeningfags are the fucking worst..
>If You live near Yellowstone
If it were to erupt, we're all fucked, one way or another.
oh shut the fuck up cunt
imagine reading this faggot tell you to move your entire family and home and you actually did it
OP you are the worst kind of subhuman
30 celsius in may is unacceptable, i demand a good volcanic winter
>tfw I live in the southwest USA
>at worst I'd have to wear a mask, attach some HEPA filters to my house's ductwork, and start doing my gardening indoors
finally I dont feel so bad being surrounded by trailer trash, libs, and spics
He might get a booboo
>If it were to erupt, we're all fucked, one way or another.
knock it off with that garbage. we will not be all fucked, the strong will survive.
Just get Elon's car
Correct me if I'm wrong, but because the Yellowstone volcano has such a large surface area, wouldn't the actual force of the eruption be spread out to the point it just kind of seeps from the surface in a dozen places? Like in terms of pounds per square inch the force of the volcano won't be anywhere near what a regular one is, even though it has more overall force behind it?
No it would gas half the united states killing 6 million.
Great, another Yellowstone happening thread.
Are we dead yet ?
if yellowstone erupts you might want to not be in north america
>it's like anudda shoah
Suddenly i want yellowstone to erupt
Ah. A month doesn't feel complete without someone warning about the immediate eruption of yellowstone.
I'm going in there over the summer. Pray for me lads.
or you might want to be in north america
Fucking Nazi Vulcanoes
VGTOW
Wouldnt that mean it doesnt particularly matter where you move, human civilization in general will be fucked?
The sooner the better ackshually.
hypothetically if OP werent a nigger and this actually was happening would Eurobros take back us white folk? We will bring our guns and handle your sand nigger problem as payment
My wifes Son works at USGS
The Animals are leaving the park for real this time.
The Fish are even leaving the lakes.
red herring.
Quiet volcanoes are a good thing.
It's when they suddenly have hundreds of earthquakes a day that you should be alarmed.
It's quite obvious the foundation is booting up 2000 and all the world governments have been infiltrated by MCD, Serpent's Hand and the Chaos Insudrgency.
last year it was Nibiru. I know you want cataclysm but the shit just isnt going to happen
Lol no even the Europeans on Jow Forums will at least indirectly suck Muslim cock. They’re a sad lot, even the “red pilled” ones
Fix the invader problem and you can have England and Portugal.
Come home, white man
>wifes son
lmaoo what kind of loser are you
yes yellow stones homicidal cloud of death will cover half of the united states
I'd like to believe that but pressure doesn't go that way when a volcano happens. Central America the pressure goes out towards Puerto Rico and down towards Chile.
I wish this could be a real option.
No it's a big boomer a shield valcano massive area covered but it's not like the whole thing needs to erupt just one big side blow out like my st Helens but x1000
I live in west Yellowstone we are safe don't let this slide thread distract you from pedo happenings and California election
>I’m about to die, I’ll tell you everything
>lemme make it cryptic as I can
>No it would gas half the united states killing 6 million.
All bears are niggers
>youtube.com
>If You live near Yellowstone you might want to leave the area as soon as you can.
In the context of Yellowstone "near" means anywhere on planet Earth. We're all fucked.
BUT user, WW3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Those living 'near' would probably be the lucky ones. No months of starvation, martial law, and rioting for them.
Volcano ejecta fucks up your car's engine. Work on some extra intake filtering.
>last year it was Nibiru
You realize it's 2018, right? Nibiru was 2012 bullshit. And it's always been obviously fake so only a retard could buy into it.
>it's another bullshit happening thread
Make the thread when the damn thing blows. Otherwise, go to /x/
I did that two years ago. Not doing that shit again
FUCK YOU OH PEE
Even the fucking volcanos are Nazi's nowadays. Mind you, at least you can believe 6 million will die this time
Welcome newfriend
It's how those freaks work psychologically.
The virgin sacrifices have ended.
This is inevitable.
Dude, when yellowstone erupts we gotta migrate towards the equator. With guns.
Yellowstone is a bit different. It breaths. Up and down. Until it breaks all at once. Its not magma rising to fill some old well, its a hole to the bottom of the world. Its a lake of fire, pressure and gasses move unevenly.
Don't look for much warning with yellowstone, when it goes it will go within hours, not days or weeks.
I JUST SAW A VOLCANO FLYING OVER MY HOUSE . IT'S HAPPENING !!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>neandethal museum
if real, I got my mission assigned.
This
Quite a few 3.5's are hitting today, more gin and pineapple in pelepes name, gather your strength (and your gin and pineapples)