/ptg/ President Trump General - Cream of the Crop Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs S292 Childhood Cancer Act 6/5/18
youtu.be/pqcak6VWXoU
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Celebration of America 6/5/18
c-span.org/video/?446566-1/
>AG Sessions/HHSSec Azar @Elder Justice Council 6/5/18
youtu.be/j_9Xf2mFaSg
>ICEActDir Homan @CIS 6/5/18
c-span.org/video/?446546-1/
>Inherent Resolve Spox ArmyCol Veale 6/5/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/604972/
>EdSec DeVos @Senate on Budget 6/5/18
c-span.org/video/?446426-1/
>SoS Pompeo hosts Singapore FM Balakrishnan 6/5/18
youtu.be/QMs8NduKCDI
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Indonesia FM Marsudi 6/5/18
youtu.be/Yr5oFZQB3xk
>SoS Pompeo meets/w beaner FS Caso 6/5/18
youtu.be/fwBCQUxUQfk
>NECDir Kudlow on F&F 6/5/18
youtu.be/4h7g6noIb7w
>USForestIntChief Christiansen on Wildfire Outlook 6/5/18
c-span.org/video/?446542-1/
>NATOAmb Hutchingson Outlook for NATO Summit 6/5/18
youtu.be/DpJ-sIzh9QI
>HUDVideo: HCV Funding Notice 6/5/18
youtu.be/weM-GqIziyY
>WHVideo: Natalie Gulbis @WH Sports/Fitness 6/5/18
youtu.be/ObJYDNh7bk8
>WHVideo: Herschel Walker @WH Sports/Fitness 6/5/18
youtu.be/brxtQhJim78
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 6/5/18
youtu.be/fZXcfCyTkp0
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, CEAChair Hassett) 6/5/18
youtu.be/cztEFFwz5mo
>Dinesh DSouza on WashJournal 6/5/18
c-span.org/video/?446400-4
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 6/4/18
youtu.be/bhRUMDiIntk

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AWOO~

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URGENT
>URGENT
URGENT
>URGENT

BREAKING
>BREAKIG
BREAKING
>BREAKING

DEMOCRATS ALREADY CRYING VOTER FRAUD IN CALIFORNIA PRIMARY

PREPARE FOR SUBVERSION!!!!

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>/plg/ has brainwashed itself into believing that by losing they win

splitter

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What's /ptg/ drinking tonight lads?

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Who /spiders/ here?

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FUGGIN SPLID BOSDERS REEEEEE

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nn lads, get some sleep after events are done tonight and MAGA

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I think it was electronic ballot information only, but they definitely did. Republican vs Democrat is a lie. It is only America vs Anti-America.

never4get

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Do you feel it coming?

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can somebody ban this faggot?

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The Trudeaun Philosophy

When do the California results come in?

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orange juice

Natty Daddy

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A shower is 20 gallons.

A bath can be between 50 to 100 gallons.

Enjoy living in your communist hell, commiefornian scum.

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>No drinks
I want to die

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think we can flip this msnbc.com/msnbc/poll-do-you-agree-laws-allowing-teachers-carry-concealed-weapons

Chill out.

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water

>/plg/ threads are 8 leafs with proxies.
I beleive it.

There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to feel you deep in my heart
There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to never feel the breaking apart
All my pictures of you

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Sam Adams and a few shots of Southern Comfort.
Got spooder bit and am on meds. Probs best not to interfer too much with that iffin' I wanna keep my leg in the next few weeks.

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water, you fucking degenerate

Killdozer is back!

There are 3 splits with the same asshole from last night that made 12 /ptg/s

WHO'S WINNING GODDAMNIT REEEEEEE

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KRAUTHAMMER SPEAKS THE TRUTH
>PIC RELATED

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>blended scotch
out

Who can ban the banners though?

At least in his defense he's a foriegner. A delusional one, but one probably not familiar with my country.

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It's all about "Normalizing the JQ". Which, lets be honest. Isn't happening at all. It's at a point where the moment someone is deemed to be racist/nazi/etc they're automatically ignored

Fuck spoders, post Araras/Macaws

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Please go to the moderation IRC and bring a link to the archive of the MD5 and filenames to show that a range needs to be banned to prevent spamming.

It will get addressed eventually if enough people went into the IRC and told them, with proof, that a huge spammer needs to get gotten rid of. It's just thread duplicate spamming intentionally. Clarify that the other threads are correct.

What a shame, I really liked that image too

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nn, stay cosy.

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>mfw I don't feel the need to apologize to the woman I raped
>tfw i'm Bill

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Go to the Jow Forums IRC and tell them about it with archive links and it will get handled.

drank whiskey on ice.
>now im too sleepy to finish my laundry.

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WHAT IS THE GUILD ASSOCIATION DOING TO STOP THE SPLITTER!?

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Cheap Gin Bees Knees when I get home in an hour. Honey and Liquor are my new favorite.

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Cold medicine. I've got something nasty in my lungs.

Sequels are rarely better than the original

But liberals are stupid, subhuman, and evil

This used to be true, but not anymore. I am a conservative who knows that Liberals - the leaders - are evil. Just look up the definition of evil, they fit the bill.

Whatever happened to chucky anyway?

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>Laura Ingram
>Catholic whitewash hour
I'm out lads. See you in an hour.

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gonna find a qt to gib cuddles and hugs, nn for real now

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Mail-in votes in one hour; the rest in two.

>200,000 votes
>for a Republican
>in a Primary
>in California

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Is he still alive?

>Got spooder bit
/out/? story time

The pic will forever be flagged to be purged because he used that same pic for those 12 threads that got deleted, and it's the same thing tonight

>on ice
u stop that

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>it's illegal for three people in one home to shower in the same day
Surely this is per capita, not per residence?

Well, at least we don’t say it to their faces.
>beware the angry Saxon

Cmon' now.

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He must have just walked out one day. Just couldn't stand it any more.

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Imagine the smell. Now imagine the new smell after this. CA cities are only going to get worse.

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He was on Fox 2 days ago when he said that

Its California. What do you think?

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That's for the morning, that will give u indigestion at night.
Looks like busch tier bread in a can
tastes like tar
Go to a pub
good, tap or filtered?
That's just like your opinion, man
The good blends are to die for
you should never drink sctoch on ice tho ok? promise? just add some cool filtered water instead, infact you are supposed to.
The Englishman and his perennial cold...

>meeting Kim on an island
It's going to have some habbenings isn't it

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With lemon juice and a pickle, no vodka until I drop another couple lbs

Rehabbing from a surgery, fluid on the lungs now

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If just five of you shouted up and down the IRC it would get done

Made some OC after watching Winter Soldier. Should I put "SPYGATE" on bottom level?

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Oh god, you'll be able to smell it from across the bay now.

>Virginia State Police are pursuing a stolen armored personnel carrier (APC) that is currently traveling on Broad Street through Richmond.

>Several people reported seeing the vehicle near the Dinwiddie area on 460 heading towards I-85. Police pursued the vehicle on I-95 north, before it exited into the city of Richmond and onto Broad Street.

>The vehicle was stolen from Ft. Pickett in Nottoway County. Police say the vehicle is not a "tank" and is not equipped with any weapons.

THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN
OL' VIRGINNY LIVES

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DFC/cowtits debate on the discord right now.

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>stopping the splitter
The guilds want him to stick around; that way average anons beg the guilds to keep control of baking forever.

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Went back to Cardassia.

>debate
What's there to debate?

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Last word was he had some serious surgery and was recovering or something. He's probably going to die I'd say.

>An APC in Richmond
Jesus Christ.

The Commiefornians would have the entire household shower together.

>Richard (((GoodSTEIN))) on Laura
>thought he was just Tucker's punching bag
FUCK THIS IMMA VIDYA NAO
Woke up Sunday morning with what I thought was a mosquito bite. Started getting red yesterday afternoon. Felt sick today. Did some Joogling, went to clinic, its a brown recluse bite. Area way bigger than the bite is numb/tingling. On steroids and antibiotics starting tonight.

That's pretty funny.

I'm not sure if they're actually retarded or extremely naive and don't understand how lemmings work.
Maybe they're both.

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That is the cutest APC i have ever seen

Did someone say someone did nothing wrong?!

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>blankets that are mere inches longet than they are wide
This should be a felony.

Damn Russians

>good, tap or filtered?
Tap. Always tap. Filtered water is a meme.

Can somebody please add Pirate's of the Caribbean music please? It's all I think about when watching this.

Vote ye fucks

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Why do people in USA keep driving when police are trying to pull them over?