Brit/pol/ - It's all a fucking joke edition

>things happened
www.bbc.com

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Alreet, pet? You fancy a boogah?

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English humour is a load a pish
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Got bored of Limmy years ago, same with Frankie Boyle (his articles are shite too).

I'm bored of you cunt

>BBC is now officially BLACKED
oh no NO NO NO

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GET IN HERE:

Brainlet

I conquered the leaf thread. Bored now

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developed feels for someone who is politically the opposite of me
she was buzzing about the irish abortion referendum and asked me my opinion I laid back said 'heh, i stay out of politics, let the billionaires decide'
why am i such a bitchboi

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You're supposed to impose your views on your woman

she's very similar to hitler in how ideological she is

not an exaggeration

So she's retarded?

the fact of the matter is I have lost so many friendships and relationships over my politics and for what?
nothing changed and the reality is that billionaires do decide most things

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she's retarded in a way that makes you root for her
like she found a wounded bird on the way to work so she brought it in
my colleague told her to throw it in a hedge so she put it in the back seat of her car

Traffic wardens kicked you out of McDonald’s car park early today then

I've been on night shift

What do you do?

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Dee dee is the ultimate NEET
without the destructive influence of the internet

limmy was a neet for a year

Fill in junkies

Fill me in big boy

Said a retard that mated with a nigress

Benders

BIG gay

BENDERS
Errections
Nipple clamps
Dirtbox
Ejaculations
Rimjobs
Shirtlifters

The media's shifted to calling them 'moped' crimes rather than knife or nigger crimes now...

t. Seething virgin

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Mopeds banned in
3
2
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>fit White bisexual
>virgin
pick one, zoophile

>faggot
Lmfao

that woman looks northern european

Ancient English I think

You do know that the majority of dudes in the SAS are bi?

She literally plays for the English football team

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she's not african

I dunno, that bloke who went and fucked Jeffrey in Thailand was pretty funny

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Her vag smells African

Nigel Farage will cosy up to Salvini and the Le Pens but distances himself from Tommy Robinson because the British public are retards

>Farage, Salvini, Le Pen
Smells like T_D

Imagine if farage and tommeh got together, but not in a gay way, in a political way

Where did Caribbean blacks come from?

weren't they there already

That face/head makes me feel like throwing up. Who is actually attracted to this? lol

Good excuse, homo.

Holding each other’s dicks is a trust exercise in certain parts of the army

doesn't make you gay
absolute nonsense bet you cant source it

I’m not a fan of the army, but the racemixing degenerate I replied to is. What’s wrong with getting a bj from a handsome bloke once in a while?
bro, do you know anything about the Redskins?

Goys come help get yer Qween to issue Tommy Robinson a Royal Pardon

Goys come help get yer Qween to issue Tommy Robinson a Royal Pardon

redskins?

what a ridiculous and absurd baby naive post

Gayer than a handjob off Eddie in the backseat of his Kia

The Amerindians and other America’s natives

were they on the dominican republic too

Based

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>the world works like till operation

2 hours to write 2000 words lads
gonna blast it right out

>where do you think you're going with that swastika mr? die fucking nazi

not possible

this is how many words you'd have to type each minute in order to do it

You’re allowed 10% under so 1800 words in 120 minutes, 16 words per minute lol

Chop chop bitch get on with it

It'll be easy peasy

if you haven't done research you're fucked

You did wat mate!?!?

It's a silly essay
you have to reflect on your time on the course

piece of piss

always believed you could do it

#teamanon

I’d go on a huge fucking rant about how the education sector is demonic for espousing left wing ideals and propaganda while clamoring for the maximum profit and abandoning students with debt, worthless degrees, no job prospects and a poor attitude to religion, economy and society and if I had my chance I would pour all the lefty meal ticket professors into a fucking meat grinder

>how can we use literature to smash the neoliberal agenda?

>describe heteronormativity? how can we use literature to subvert heteronormativity?

>tfw not a britbeta

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I never come here but I’ve noticed the quality of britbong generals going super down hill.

What gives? A low morale people is the first signs of defeat. You guys aren’t giving up ? You kicked the shit out of the Irish so bad they write songs about it. What gives?

Foreigners

Honestly don't know if this is bait anymore

>low morale
try no morale

You might be looking back with rose coloured glasses.
We had a major trip fag purge which actually cleansed a lot of shit from the flow of things.

It's 9am right now BTW, it's always slow during work hours.

I don't think any of us here were alive

I don't think he likes Tommy Robinsons method of not entering elections
All then 3 are into electoral politics
And slavini is a commie

my grandfather fought in ireland
he was a sgt in the paratroopers

he also fought in israel and saved a lil jewish girl from getting shot. he got shot instead.

arabs burned down his hotel.

My grandad was 1 para, bit before Ireland though. Think he was in Aden

well he was a paratrooper but in them days i think you were a paratrooper attached to a regiment

This
WN/pube era britpol was shit

True
Stop being a fag
>it’s 9am
I know but that means the shills are not online yet so I’m talking to the real britbongs
You bring shame to the name of Edward

Fuck off LARPer

>work

C'mon lad

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This place is ten times worse without Triplords, we keep you in line so you don't turn into outer pol

>being blackpilled in 2018
Smh England's brave Ngubu-bobbyington is bringing the world cup home

Tbf you do live in a car and pretend you’re a pirate

You must be an edwin

To Nigeria?

I am a pirate
I'm an Eddie you fucking newfag

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why isn't eddie hall talked about more here
he's perfect propaganda

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> Hello Mr LGBT guy, please can I buy a cake that says "all gays must hang"?

Watch reaction.

He's the Comedian from Watchmen.

Liverpool's brave Trent Alexander-Arnold

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lily from the at&t commercials is best girl

fattie

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Sheeit

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Watchmen was gay btw