Pastor eaten alive by crocodile proves that jesus has no control over nature.
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Time for political parties that cater to the adherents of this failed religion change their ideologies now.
Christianity BTFO
Leo Price
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Ryder Rivera
Doesn't it say in the Bible not to demand God to do stuff for you too prove his existence?
Jaxson Reyes
I don't know. Ask a salty.
Zachary Long
>christian
>freemason protestant
pick one
Evan Hill
It's a type of jesus devotee. The question is Why can't he save his devotee?
Jayden Baker
Based croc
Brody Garcia
Kikestrianity is shit but either way christians are 70 iq trash who would do best to stay on kikestrian side and not dilute us Europeans with our Gods posistion.
Jack Butler
Yes but who reads the bible
5Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,
6And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
7Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
Nicholas Moore
GLORIOUS
“I know that I find who I am in Jesus Christ, not in genetics”
Just Welby, the Archbishop of the Church of England
Joseph Sanders
>Ha-HA! A bad thing happened! Your move, Religion.
Jack Cook
>I am a fucking retard, the post
Dominic Richardson
The crocodiles over here are very antisemitic.
Isaac Foster
>Look it up
>Outright proven to be a fake story
Not like anybody does research here anyway.
Liam Scott
That makes it seem like it is a tool to rationalize population replacement
Bentley Hernandez
As long as they ask forgiveness it doesn't matter for everything else. Which is the tenant of all Christian religions.
Thomas Jackson
Can i get a story for that picture?
Is he going to be ok?
Isaiah James
BAN SEMI AUTOS
GET CROC'D
Jonathan Ward
>Kikestrianity
What is this word even supposed to be mocking at this point
Samuel Ross
It is. Let’s help each other out a little with messing up shitskin christian brains
Jack Morgan
Yeah that wrong the disobedient are still going to get btfo in this life
Jason Peterson
Christians are Jews.
Ryder Hernandez
>no see never mind we don't actually care
So you're not a Christian? k
Bentley Martinez
>pastor
>christianity
kek I bet he worshipped kikes and hamburgers and published get rich quick with Jesus books
Dominic Rogers
Half the shit posted here is fake news
Ethan Martin
>Quick badass death wrestling crocodile
>Slow decades long death like Hawking
Checkmate atheists
Joshua Perez
tell your foolish lie to the Washington Post
The Independent
BBC
bbc.com
Newsweek,
newsweek.com
And many more... 8^0
Evan Mitchell
That was not his arm.
Austin Ross
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
Wyatt Green
Go watch Thor Ragnarok, pagan faggot
Christopher Ramirez
Read up about Gods curses and blessings , they are for this life .
Colton Barnes
Trailer trash kike cucjatrian animal.
Ryder Sanders
They only thing they recovered was his underwear and sandals. I guess the finicky crocs don't eat that.
Michael Hill
mashable.com
>British media were abuzz this morning after reporting this "story" of a pastor from Zimbabwe who was eaten by crocodiles after trying to walk on water like Jesus.
>The Independent, The Daily Mail, Unilad, Metro, the Express among others had a version of the story citing the Daily Post in Nigeria, which in turn cited the Zimbabwe Herald.
>However, the Zimbabwe Herald has no such story on the website. Why? Because the story is fake.
>Besides the fact that the river in question is called "Crocodile River" (LOL) and that there's (suspiciously) another pastor-walks-on-the-water-like-Jesus-gets-eaten-by-crocodiles story from 2016, a quick search on Google reveals that the story was originally published on a satirical website in February.
Blabla. Anglos being stupid again.
Samuel Scott
I'm sure you'll link something from the old testament. :^)
Colton Thompson
Nolan Bailey
Lmao epic trole brother 0 replies
Wyatt Cox
What kind of pastor was this fool? You are not to tempt the Lord
Now he is pasta
Chase Peterson
>mass baptism in a crocodile infested lake
how dumb are these people?
Julian Price
Brandon Sullivan
>I am the all powerful god, the good in this world
>oy vey, how dare you ask me to save you from that crocodile, haven't you read my book?
Ryan Thompson
Baptists aren't human
Zachary Gonzalez
it's a bunch of 90iq paganshits/satanists spamming just sage and hide
Jordan Barnes
Yes. Don’t put God to the test.
Brandon Hill
>duuuuuuh how else can I combine the words Christian and kike
Follow Odin's lead and drink cum, my bitch.
Joshua Phillips
>ethiopia
more like niggers btfo
If it wasn't for the christcuck thing they would find some woodoo stuff as a reason to kill themselves in funny ways
Justin Myers
croc is based, chomping on a Christ cuck like it aint no thang lmao
Jaxon Adams
He reaps the souls of 25,000 or so children every day from disease and starvation, why would be dare about one priest. Not to mention his followers are charged to devour his flesh and drink his blood. It's a death cult.
Brayden Myers
what dumb idiot baptizes people in Africa, in a place that was probably well known to have alligators
Chase Nguyen
It was all part of God's plan.
Logan Gray
What dumb idiot thinks alligators live in Africa?
Christopher Smith
Correct, Christians are even referred to as Jews in the New Testament but nowadays we call ourselves Christian. And modern Jews are not Jews yet they identify themselves as such. What is your point?
Ryan Torres
Ya'll need to spin (the death roll) for Jesus.
Camden Cook
Jesus saved the crocodile from starvation. Athiests btfo, god wins nigger what are you going to do now, pray to magnets?
Levi Roberts
>Dude don't make me prove I exist
Wow it's like he's demanding you to do the opposite of science and logic
Michael Price
Pray to crocodile God obviously
Jordan Baker
This.
Jose Diaz
I think the priest proved how bad an idea that is.
Jonathan Perez
Based crocodiles
Jace Kelly
RARE
Jonathan Turner
>crocodile-kills-pastor-during-mass-baptism-in-ETHIOPIAN-lake
I see no problem here.
Mason Clark
In all seriousness the crocodile saved the flock from a threat.
Jonathan Morris
Nicholas Allen
>www.baka.com.au
lol
ozzies btfo by Jow Forums filter
Jacob Phillips
a dead nigger PROVES Jesus has control over nature
Ayden Johnson
based god wanted to feed his EARLIER creation
the lord is truly merciful
Landon Edwards
Maybe God hates niggers.
Jackson Ramirez
Not really, it says don't put him to the test, but that could be interpreted many ways, many people ask for signs or proofs, it's not a sin.
Jayden Butler
Most modern Protestant clergymen don't even believe that Christ ever existed, it's just a paycheque to them. The modern organised Protestant Churches have fallen so far from what they were during the reformation that they are nothing but houses of sin and an embarrassment to the faith.
The only thing that could've been better about this article, would've been if it had been a heretical female pastor that was ripped apart.
Adrian Martin
God can't stop you being retarded.
>The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as CROCODILE RIVER.
Aiden Ward
Yes. There are countless verses that tell us not to test God. Sad attempt at rebuttal OP. Besides Baptism isn't even required for salvation. We are baptized by the Holy Spirit when we believe now. If anyone wants to argue with that, just see what Peter himself realized in Acts chapter 10 and 11.
Caleb Williams
I think we can safely say this of any "church" now. We are in the end times.
Xavier Rogers
True.
Hopefully the end of the end times comes soon and the planet burns.
Mason Sanders
Depends on what you mean by "when we believe now". I was raised Presbyterian and don't believe in free will.
Lincoln Mitchell
It's proof that god loves all his creations.
He's feeding that crocodile with a nice juicy pastor. What a treat!
Landon Perry
Jesus fed the starving crocodile with a useless nigger larper....
Pretty based if you ask me!!
Brayden Torres
This, fuck satanic masonry
Just search this site, "ex masons for jesus"