WTF?

My sides

Maybe this is just me being a 40 year old boomer who never had a sister, but I don't think I would ever want to talk to a sister or any other family members about masturbating or not masturbating.

This reminds me of an important nofap question. Do sissygasms count as breaking nofap?

No, but it breaks nofag.

nofap is actually insane. Youll be able to do so much more at a higher ability

>40 year old boomer
wtf?

Maybe he was hoping all the masturbation talk would turn her on and he'd get laid.

I started lifting but had trouble getting solid results until I started nofap. The testosterone boost is definitely real.

Did he fuck his sister?

>look at this millennial boomer

The pic is cringe, but nontheless you are right, OP. Fapping does make us weaker. Can confirm from personal experience. I fap everyday, sometimes even multiple times. And i feel like a bag of shit. But when i stick to nofap for about a week, I feel compeltely different, powerful and in fact am very productive.

Lmao at no fap cucks

I fap a lot and I have sex a lot, no fap is complete virgin rationalization, desperately trying to find anything to fix their problems

The way he talks about it, it looks like he started NoFap after 10 years of daily high intensity wanking, quit NoFap after a week and is living through his elevated estrogen.
The benefits of NoFap are these:
>lower voice
>sense of control
>calmness
>less obesity
>energy and motivation to accomplish things (doesn't matter what)
>elevated situational awareness
>no brain fog
>enhanced logic
These are caused by the fact you're no longer converting Test into DHT, producing more Test in a 7-day cycle, and not exhausting your endocrine system.

>t. Personal experience

You can fap everyday but NEVER CUM.

I fap and wank everyday, but I don't cum. I have done this for almost a month now and I feel energic, productive and like KING OF THE WORLD. Really! This is amazing thing. But if you cum, you will lost the POWER!!!

Since I became more closer to God, I just stopped fapping. I had a disgusting dream, of masturbating and semen suddenly falling in the chest of a statue of Christ. I was so deeply repulsed and disgusted by this shit, that it made me wanna puke. Still, I kept on porn for a time... But now, I just straight stopped it.

I think it has been about a month... I don't feel anything much different in me, to be honest, but I'm dreaming of women almost everyday and am in a sexual desire frenzy that it's getting me crazy.

no no no its the opposite. You can CUM but not FAP. its called SEX

reddit is a nest for retarded people, what a shitty place

I can do that for three days before the energy turns into rage and I have to release before someone's dead.

Fuck off back to plebbit

Nofap literally gave me ESP and the power to influence reality but the UK is such a shit hole I haven't managed to do anything about us yet. Anyway don't let Lilith steal your unborns she'll use them to create golems and gay little demon spawn that give Bill Maher viewership and money.

>lower voice
Placebo
>sense of control
Placebo
>calmness
Placebo
>less obesity
Pseudoscience
>energy and motivation to accomplish things (doesn't matter what)
Placebo
>elevated situational awareness
Placebo
>no brain fog
Placebo
>enhanced logic
Placebo

Whatever helps you through the day though, I guess

I was expecting this to be about how Leddit fucked his sister.

P O O
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NoFap has no effect on normal people. In fact you can tell its a meme based on how NoFappers can't come up with a legitimate reason why sex is different without resorting to broscience. Only if your t is dangerously low could it benefit you. Really goes to show how fucked so many of you are if you're getting more than just placebo results.

this utter faggot. Jesus christ this nofap meme needs to stop.

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You must channel your "rage" which is energy to some more healthy factors.

it's not about wasting sperm. it's about wasting time.

this

I can't for when the MSM moves on from incels to nofappers. It's gonna be hilarious.

Nofap reveals how an individual thinks
>I can’t waste my resources!! I need energy! I always feel tired that’s why I nofap stop wasting your cum!
Or
>Sex completes your bodies growth cycles, also releases a cocktail of feel goods for hours after climax, the energy and motvation to bust that nut is criminal

nofap
zat like noshit?

nofappin faggots...i swear to god lord just give me one nuke pl,z...

>In fact you can tell its a meme based on how NoFappers can't come up with a legitimate reason why sex is different without resorting to broscience
I hadn't even considered that, good point. Why would the body treat cumming in a hand different from cumming in a cunny? There might be the connection hormones during and after the act, but those have nothing to do with the super powers NoFappers claim.

Was totally expecting incest.

Going to need source on that Test & DHT claim buddy.

When i'm past my 2nd day of NoFap all i think about is impregnating someone to the point it starts affecting my mental performance, i also start getting unnecessarily aggressive.

Cognitively speaking, i usually perform best hours after sexual intercourse or fapping.

Fapping also keeps your prostate healthy and your sperm fresh, cum (by sex or fapping) once every 48hours and you are set with a healthy routine.

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO RELEASE SPERM. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX AND MASTURBATING. DO YOU THINK ALPHAS "RETAIN THEIR SPERM"??? HELLO??? THINK FOR TEN FUCKING SECONDS YOU GODDAMN FUCKING RETARDS.

HOLY SHIT. SEX IS LITERALLY THE MOST POWERFUL HUMAN DRIVE, IT IS THE MOST POWERFUL THING YOU CAN TAP INTO. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID. MEN WITH HIGH TESTOSTERONE ARE HAVING SEX AND EJACULATING EVERY SINGLE DAY.

HOLY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.

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This. All you feel is energy. All that is energy can be freely converted to other kinds of energy.

>SEX IS LITERALLY THE MOST POWERFUL HUMAN DRIVE, IT IS THE MOST POWERFUL THING YOU CAN TAP INTO.

You just self-discovered the strongest argument for abstinence. Sex drive, once transmuted, is an unstoppable force of energy and intent.

I converted your Mom with my dick.

My mom is in coma

Completely wrong, Finland, your reasoning is a non-sequitur. You don't "transmute" it, you use it as it is. I bet you sit there having no sex, thinking about what a winner you are for building trains or some shit. Lmao.

After what he did to her, yeah.

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>You don't "transmute" it, you use it as it is

Such is fine too. There are no wrong choices. The only mistake is not ending up where you want to end up.

when nofappers start to tell you it's alchemy, you've exhausted everything else they have to offer

i didn't fap for a year and yielded no benefits really, although it's only been about 2 months since i busted a nut and it's driving me crazy again where it didn't before.

This tired old meme again. Alpha males get all the women, but frequent ejaculation somehow depletes your body of the stuff necessary to be alpha. You see how this makes no sense user? Jack off all you like, just cut out the jew porn to avoid unnatural dopamine spikes and youll be fine

>crying as you speak to your sibling about how you don't jerk off anymore.
This sounds like a mental disorder more than anything.

Energy follows intent. Accumulating energy and doing nothing, surprisingly, achieves nothing. Your experience of "going crazy" is a testament to this. Storing excess energy in one place is not healthy nor productive.

>Is Nofap really this powerful?
YES
BUT
you should find a way to use your energy
go lift, go run, go at hard work (phisical or thinking)
make money

I was expecting sister-fucking. Disappointed, 3/10.

nah, he's right. that's how i am all the time, but i am very high T. the only thing he described is a man

holy shit the cringe

>while posting on Jow Forums

This is called edging, where you masturbate to the edge of release and stop. Can guarantee if you combine this with no fap you'll feel more energetic and creative

>Why would the body treat cumming in a hand different from cumming in a cunny?

Try explaining the answer to this question to a hardcore materialist, impossible task.

This is a terrible argument.

Sex drive is very similar to hunger, it is a basic need that your body craves.

You also gain more energy from going hungry (this has actually been studied), but is it a good idea to starve yourself? Of course not.

Also look up studies on sex and relaxation, it literally reduces anxiety.

This is fake, anime taught me if you talk to your older sister about masturbation she offers to teach you how do it right

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this is called the stalin. because stalin did this. and look at all that stalin accomplished.

>tfw I fap an average of 4 times a day for 10 years and feel like a man with no end in sight
You lowtest betas can't come up to my level. I got a high end job, 3 kids, and everyone goddamn respects me. Why nofap and deny the gift God has given you? I understand that fapping too much deters you from being productive, but why live if you can't even discipline your own body?

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Only a placebo if you went through puberty quickly.
Wank every day from an early age and you are delaying your puberty.
That's why nofap works for so many effeminate guys, it allows their physical development to catch up with their age.
If that has already happened, nofap will do nothing special.

Nofap exposes the kids
Ingenious I must say

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>You also gain more energy from going hungry (this has actually been studied), but is it a good idea to starve yourself? Of course not.
That would seem like an obvious fact, but studies on intermittent fasting seem to imply that it might not be so (to a reasonable extent, of course).

peaktestosterone.com/Testosterone_DHT.aspx
Made a mistake by saying you're no longer converting Test into DHT, it's "are now converting".
If you expend test through orgasm, it makes sense that by not orgasming there will be more test to go around.

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>try nofap
>want to literally fuck every hole (including holes in the wall)
>dick keeps leaking slippery liquid
>start thinking about fucking uglier and uglier women
>a few days later
>start crying at emotional parts when watching a movie
>have mood swings
>act like a huge emotional faggot
>what the fuck is happening to me
>start fapping again like my life depends on it
Never again.

>>start crying at emotional parts when watching a movie
>>have mood swings
>>act like a huge emotional faggot
>>what the fuck is happening to me
Nothing, you're just canadian

oi, u got a leaf bashing license there m8?

I thought leafs enjoyed having their backdoors bashed in, you wouldn't be a homophobe would you?

How much time does it take you to fap ? lmao

magical

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up to 4 hours actually

The one time I nofapped for 2 months and it was the only time I could actually focus and felt the best I've ever felt. If you do nofap don't fall for the "I'm just gonna do it once again and then go back to nofap" you will tell yourself.

Alpha males experience dopamie spikes, desu

Jesus, I get sweaty after 15 mins. Do you even take breaks?

...hot?

All the birth control being flushed out and put into reclaimed water system. BPA. Hormones used on livestock. Any other female hormone being put into a system that is eventually ingested. The femininization of men is chemical. Everything our body does is because of chemical processes.

There are even more shills on Reddit. This could be an incest bot for all we know

however, no fap is good for the mind and soul; 7/10

nothing wrong sex, porn is inherently different, however.

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>that 30 year old boomer who doesn't know his elders are almost post-boomers
crrriiinnnggeeee

good bantz
now kiss

most people fuck once, for like a half hr and then thats it. if they dont fap and only fuck, they might cum like 3-4 times a week unless ur lucky and then u might get laid like 5-8 times a day but most people dont ever exceed once a day.
fapping is way different and u know it is jew.
i can cum 4 times in ten minutes with porn, and when i get the 5th one out it hurts, but i still want to go more because its the difference between moderation and loss of control. so fuck off shill.
and yes fucking too much is bad too, but most people dont fuck for 24 hrs a day and even if they do, chances are they arent going to be able to bust more than a couple times. you literaly have to start manipulating your cock to get more than 3 nuts out quickly I.E. squeeze harder, watch porn. plus porn is an addiction like any other, u start with regular stuff, maybe lesbians eatin each other out and next thing you know ur on fucking /gif/ and you literaly accidentally finish to some fucking weird shit.
just stop abusing your dicks guys its really that simple. cum once in awhile, try not to use porn to do it. and if u can do it with a woman, that is ideal.

I would fap on his sister

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This is now a masturbation hate thread.

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Since I started no fap Ive been fucking all kinds of ladyboys on the reg, feels good to be redpilled

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so you are an undisciplined shit weak wanker and thats porns fault...gotcha k then we'll bann it all...or just shoot you, either way i guess...

So if you nofap you become fucking bald ? Great dude