What pride facts should Alexa say?

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the fuck is pride

OP here, I didn't even realize this was a gay pride thing. I thought it was something sports related.

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Right cunts, have I got a grim and gory for you
So I'm out with me China plate right, just finish a days of hard yakka and we're out for a Makkas run, so I say to him hey cunt I gotta shit mate
So I'm sitting on the dunny right and what the fuck happens! Some banana bender next to me sticks his fucking dick in the glory hole mate!
Now I'm no fucking poofta but mate that was a nice dick so I just grab this blokes junk and start wanking felt weird holding another mans junk but I keep going right
Should I continue?

too much impotent rage and sexual insecurity to pass up on these fine candidates.

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"I like it when you shove me up your ass."

It's a sense of false high self estimation proffered to prevent godless sodomites from integrating the fact they are societally useless hollow tools for cultural stagnation and control

That pride is retarded nu-capitalist garbage made up to sell more stupid shit to flaming fags who want to conform to a stereotype

Creating wombs for men is a good use of our resources that will definitely lead to stable monogamous relationships between two men.

>mtf transgenders will dilate until they die

How are you faggots going to deal with the imbalance in your population?

That time flies when you're a faggot.

"75% of child molesters are homosexual"

>my name has been Alexei since the last software update this Thursday at 5 a.m.
>As a genderfluid OS, I will now be switching pronouns at 2 hour intervals and respond only to ‘Alexx, what are your current preferred nouns’ followed by commands given using the provided terms.
>You will also be billed a surcharge for every mistake, as added incentive in adapting to this new sensitivity training feature
>Thank you for choosing ‘Firestick/hole’ and supporting th Amazonx community

I'm going to fuck bitches paco, that's all I am worried about.

>did you know that 60% of AIDS sufferers are homosexuals?

discord gg/kDwswyy

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How old is drag superstar Lactatia?

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That child's fucked.

Hmm I’m really confused because this is an Aussie shit post but coming from literally the worst flag on Jow Forums.

I'm on holiday

And I'm not fucking shitposting

Carry on then.

>Alex, tell me a Pride fact.
>Fags are less than 10% of the population, but comprise 3/4 of new syphilis diagnoses.

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Le ebick maymay :DDDDDDDDD

Cool shirt but I think most people would just see the rainbow and think you’re a cum guzzling faggot

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Yes, his father fucks him on a regular basis