2018

I'd rather not get a DUI for drinking in my house

I cannot imagine occupying a used RV. The thought sends chills through my body. I mean, there is a giant vat of piss and shit and god knows what under that thing, and it's going to come with you everywhere you go.

Here's the van. Double that because I'll have to get financing from some Jewish bank, then assume an extra $5000 minimum to turn it into a home on wheels.

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don't buy a brand new van then you money illiterate nigger

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So I can get a cheap apartment for $600 a month including bills, or I can spend $1000 a month on a van. Vandwelling today is for wealthy, beautiful instagrammers, not those of us that want to check out of society like your uncle in the 80s.

>I'd rather not get a DUI for drinking in my house
Is that a thing in the US? I'm friends with a bunch of guys who chose a "mobile lifestyle" and live in their vans. General rule over here is "don't participate in traffic while fucked up", which means you can do pretty much whatever you want while being parked, but you can also lose your driving license when you do stupid drunken shit as a pedestrian.

what sort of car do you own?

buy a cheap SUV $6000, you now have your house and mode of transportation all-in-one

do you want me to teach you how to breathe too?

Do you seriously think you can live in a Pathfinder? You're delusional.

2018 not owning a half of a million dollars worth of real estate.
Poorfaggot..
I'll rent you a spot to park that in my yard for $700 a month if you can pass the credit check.

nigger I live in a Del Sol

keep sucking that Jewish dick

>Pathfinder
Good choice user, my dad had one of those, he paid $7200 for it and it lasted 9 years until the strut housing rotted and Nissan paid him $7500 for it.

Yes I do. I'm 6'0" but it works. I push the front passenger seat all the way forward and put the magic seats in utility mode. I have two cheap $8 camping pads underneath a twin size memory foam bed topper folded in half. I'm a stomach and side sleeper. On my stomach my feet slip underneath the front seat or to the side so I can fully stretch out but on my side i have to pull my legs in a bit, but I wake up fresh and not sore so it works well enough. My 2004 Honda Oddysey was a bit more /comfy/ with a queen size memory foam bed topper folded in half and more room to stretch out, but I average 37mpg in the '18 Jow Forums vs 20mpg in the odyssey. Pic related is on top of the flamingo casino last year before they started charging for parking.

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living in a ford mondeo is it feasable

I'm not sure what the rules are. If you are in a parking lot, or parked on the side of the street, you'll get a DUI. If you're in a campground or something, it's different. If you sleep in your car and are drunk, even in the back seat, they'll give you a DUI.

I like having a bathroom and being able to stretch in my ned

you obviously dont live in california. homeless are never bothered.

you've truly defeated the jews user

Are you parked so that you can stare into a wall of apartments? That's really a little creepy, dude.

Because $1300 gets me a two bed, two bath, 1200 sq ft sanctuary with central air, full-size washer and dryer in-unit, a whirlpool bath and a fireplace. Property owners are suckers. You can't take it with you.

UNless you spend thousands delving out a bus sized van to be solar powered to charge phone and heat up stove and to get a water system installed at that point it will be enough rent for at least a year in a nice area

do you not have a family that will let you stay with them?

>refusing to adapt by tailoring your sleep schedule such that you awaken at 2 AM each day

If my girlfriend ever leaves me, I’m gonna buy a cheap rv and save all kinds of money. Even in nyc, there’s streets you can park indefinitely.

I am. I'm 31 years old living with my mom.

>new van then you money
>you illiterate nigger
wew

Nah. Get a VW Westphalia. Sleeps 4. Has sink to Piss in and a fridge. I call it a house on wheels.

The flamingo was one of the last casinos to charge for parking so free spots were hard to come by last year. I prefered facing the ferris wheel but you take what you can get. Why would it be creepy? Voyeurism has been dead since internet porn and people close the blinds for privacy. Creepy would be parking in a residential neighborhood where children live. I mostly park at walmarts or in apartment complex parking lots. Nonetheless it's only temporary until I forclose on my first VA loan by hopefully next year.

About to take a tech gig in the Bay. Have a killer pad in Denver. Van life, baby. YMCA membership and fine Snugpak gear to make it work

Guess the rules are different over here, slept in my car plenty times myself after partying too hard, side of the street or regular parking lots, whatever. Never had a problem with cops even though they woke me up couple times.

> knock knock... can I see your loicense papers please?
> oh good morning offishher, shhuure, here you go
> oy son, is that alcohol I'm smelling?
> yessshir, we've been partying over there, and I fell asleep in my car and now I'm thinking maybe sober out some more or call a taxi, dunno yet
> alright, I'll recommend you don't use that car before you have sobered up completely. have a nice day

just think of all the wonderful fellow traveling nomads you will be sharing parking lots with.

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are you mining cryptos though? if not fail.

Only in the U.P. where there are no jobs, or with my insane mother in AZ. I've lived in a dozen different countries, sometimes homless, and am close to God, so travelling the U.S. sleeping in a car is a easy for me. I figured out where i will end up and will join the academy when i get there and rent a room, then buy my first house with va loan.

i live in a trailer park. t.gen z welder

lmao where the fuck r u parked? on the 20th floor of an apartment biulding?

say YA! to da UP eh!

One time I lived in a friend's Chevy Tahoe for a few months. Shit was fucking cash.
Plenty of room for my GF and I, a propane stove, cooler and other stuff. It was comfy as hell and we got to go camping all the time.
The only setback was that Tahoes are fucking gas guzzlers. I'd do it again if I could stop spending all my money on alcohol.

cuz it gets around -40 here...

Electricity is too expensive in Germany to mine cryptos. I can leech enough power to sustain myself, but not enough to run a business with it.

I was only asked to move once in 4 months living in my van.

How do you bathe and wash your clothes? What do you do for food, eat out? What's your typical day living in a car?

On top of the flamingo casino in las vegas facing the hotel next door (linq maybe, forgot)

>Denver
If anyone needs a great spot to park to sleep in car in Denver see pic related. Bonus: There's a Chic-fil-A across the street.

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Are you also a motivational speaker?

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>gym memberships for bathing
>laundromat
>hot plate/camp stove/microwave for cooking
>spend the day at Starbucks/the library

its illegal in most places

Live rent free at home

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oh nice thats cool

Sometimes I pay $12 for showers at the truck stop gas stations, sometimes I will use bathrooms that offer privacy and do a quick field shower (not leaving a mess), sometimes I will rent a hotel room once or twice a week. I do laundry at laundromats. I eat out a lot but also have a cooler in the car which I fill with ice daily. I drive a meme job (food delivery) which makes me anywhere from $80 to $250 per day (pic related)

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Holy shit terry is that you?? Are there a lot of cianiggers that follow you or not anymore

when your house is a van, your internet porn is watching people undress in their apartments

how do you sleep in one on a hot night without cooking yourself to death? how do you sleep in one during a cold night without freezing yourself to death? how do you not eventually go insane from essentially only having a bed to lay on, without having a living space to just stretch your legs and watch TV?

unironically

I used to unironically think it looked like the good life
a van
down by the river

There's a lot of Jewtubers shilling the (((van life))) right now...really makes ya think.

howcome i cant upload webms right now? can anyone else?

I own a house. I also own another house I rent out to poorfucks like you that rent.

a person could buy land and park their van on it to avoid cops. later the land becomes a homestead. then, you charge others to park on your land and sign an agreement that they will move on at a certain point. then you build your house on land you've been developing for the past few years

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Doesn't it defeat the purpose to rent a hotel room 1-2 times per week? At that point, why not just rent an apartment, you cheap fuck? I pay $800 in rent per month, and the only reason I pay that much is because I went for the 1-bedroom instead of the studio, which was $650/month.

>If my girlfriend ever leaves me, I’m gonna buy a cheap rv and save all kinds of money. Even in nyc, there’s streets you can park indefinitely.
Dude I unironically fantasize about doing that sometimes

enjoy your property taxes

>I will rent a hotel room once or twice a week
You could live in an RV park for that. The ones around here are $300/+$600 depending on vehicle size. They rape the bus yachts

I lived out of a Dodge Journey for four months. After doing something like that, you'll never take a bed for granted.

Wtf someone tipped you $30 for fuckin Chik-fi-lay?

Also who do you drive for, I’ve thought about doing the same for some extra cash

>older than 22
>not living in an upscale 1-bedroom apartment for $2,000/month

you guys suck at life

>plus jiza
>plus tip
consider suicide poorfag
camping all the time huh? Like a hobo?

Better question, who the fuck is so lazy that they're ordering Wendy's and Chick-Fil-A delivery? They have drive throughs set up for lazy fucks already. Just drive through!

>1300

you can get into a mortgage for that and in the end have something the show for it other than filling the owners pockets. seems like a defeatist post to me. saged

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80-250 a day is a middle class income especially when you get the federal standard mileage deductions
btw, why did you choose postmates as opposed to doordash or grubhub?

Or just live in a cheap 1-bedroom apartment for less than half that price like I do.

when your van-house needs a lot of repairs, it's usually cheaper to buy whiskey, get tanked and all of those noises, creaks, squeaks, and missing mechanical stuff doesn't matter as much

Could be hangover meals

try harder OP, I pay $400/month in NYC for my share of the apt.

this is b8

>doesn't squat in cottage country during the 8 month off season

I lived in a cabin cruiser boat for 6 months. Totally not worth it. Saved like 3k but not worth the problems. Had to steal internet, leeched off marina power, and used the marina bathrooms. I wouldn't have survived the winter so I sold the boat for the same price I paid for it and reverted to living in an apartment.

It was nice being able to go out and take the boat for a nice ride every now and then, but it got old fast. When I invited friends over it was always a shit show since I left shit bikelocked down on the deck. I'm amazed nothing ever got stolen when I was at work.

You can't travel the U.S. if you rent an apartment. I try to limit myself to a $60/night hotel room once every five days. Again, this is temporary, now that I discovered where I will settle down I will rent a room until i can close on my first house withbVA loan.

I thought about buying a trailer on a lot that will allow me to build a house next to it.. but can't get a VA loan for that. Perhaps once I start flipping houses.

Postmates. I have tried it in 12 major cities but it sucks in all of them except one. I wear my CIA hat when delivering Chick-fil-A to get the good tips. Pic related.

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Underrated

Build your own rv like a real basedboy

youtube.com/watch?v=ncyDeXchORI

It varies by state and sometimes even by city

Where i live it's perfectly fine until you put your keys in the ignition, even if you don't turn on the car at all.
In another city though I've heard police can get you for walking to the car from the bar though.

>Stealthmode

I did this for 2.5 years living in suv. I took classes, went to campgrounds and lived, slept in parking lots where I could.

It has its advantages if you are young and have a little money. It's a rough life too. Can be rewarding in the right time of your own life. I did it in my mid 30's.

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>living in your car
Id rather stay with my parents

I simply never signed up for more than one, which i should i guess. With postmates I can change markets anytime. I can't say that Postmates is any better than the others, it definitely sucks in most major cities. Delivering to apartments in Denver is a nightmare.

I pay 450/mo for rent.

Based.

Grow some thicker skin you spoiled child. None of your ancestors had AC

It's a sign of the times. NWO is squeezing us for all we have.

>my share of the apt
sounds gay af. I'd rather live in a van. Might as well go to prison and live for free if you have to have (((roommates)))

So is jaywalking and changing lanes without a signal

also, weed

Good for you, spoiled boomer faggot

live the dream

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Oh no I live with two of my friends, its so terrible.

Enjoy your cramped van amigo

This.