Do any other pollacks key cars and/or slash tires? I've been unemployed for years and graduated university in the middle of the recession with little chance of finding a job. Every time I see some smug asshole driving around in a brand new BMW when I can barely afford a bus ticket I just want to fuck their shit up. I've keyed three cars in the last month - two BMWs and a Chrysler. It feels quite cathartic and makes me happy for an hour at least. I was thinking of slashing tires too. so yeah any other pollacks do this?
Do any other pollacks key cars and/or slash tires...
Jonathan Gomez
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Dominic Bailey
how do you key cars if you don't have car keys?
Xavier Ward
become the change you desire, user
become wrath
Jack Diaz
Holy shit, the aussie shitposter
you got me sir.
Austin Reyes
You’re an asshole. People work hard. Even the wealthy ones. For all you know that person just finally paid off their college debt and bought the car they always dreamed of for the first time. Then you come along and shit all over it. You’re just mad because you have not ambition and life passed you by mercilessly.
Sebastian Scott
Have you tried jumping off bridges? I hear that's a rush
Cameron Parker
You have passive agressive personality disorder caused by not feeling autonomy and the freedom to assert yourself as a child. Seek therapy.
Andrew Lewis
No, you are a fucking loser. Go do some more heroin, it will make you feel better.
Elijah Perry
There's no need for people to rub their success in other people's faces. There's no reason to drive a brand new Porsche except to say "look how wealthy I am, nah nah nah . . . fuck you". In response I key their cars.
Liam Perez
>commie
Jacob Gray
You belong on an antifa forum loser
Ian Evans
>forever 12 year old syndrome
Jonathan Mitchell
>house keys
I don't key cars, but I used to mash up all the donuts and pastries in the break room. I would also mash up birthday cakes. They actually put up a wanted poster around the office for information on the offender.
Jose Collins
Go fucking kill yourself faggot
Carter Nguyen
>when you’re so poor and useless you key a Chrysler
Dominic James
>I've keyed three cars in the last month - two BMWs and a Chrysler. It feels quite cathartic and makes me happy for an hour at least.
Pathetic.
Jayden Rogers
There is no reason to damage someone’s property either. Why don’t you just leave them be?
Gabriel Mitchell
>any other pollacks do this?
No because I'm not a commie piece of shit and respect other peoples property.
Hudson Scott
Must feel like shit that you can't man up and have nice things so you gotta ruin other people's shit, based cuck
Lincoln Adams
Wow badass
Jacob Foster
Kek take that fatties!
Aaron Nelson
I'll second it
Pathetic
Pathetic
Pathetic
Pathetic
Pathetic
Caleb Hill
I'd like to believe this too. Unfortunately, real life is too much a random chance crapshoot, and money you make has nothing to do with how hard you really work. It doesn't even have anything to do with how smart you work.
Thomas Edwards
Try R9k
Ryan Brooks
>mfw being jealous of somebody driving a Sebring convertible, car of Michael Scott.
Aiden Russell
>This is how a woman thinks and leads her life.
Improve yourself, you evolutionary dead-end
Nicholas Carter
I love seeing all the assmad carfags in this thread. Enjoy your depreciating asset niggers
Dylan Howard
If you got skill worth shit go work for a startup and demand some ownership or start a company of your own.
The pathetic screams of art majors and autistic programmers make laugh. There is a game going on and western shits have an advantage.
I bet you don't even know where to apply for funding or even the name of the biggest venture capitalist firm in your area.
Learn the game before you bitch about nurfing the weapons.
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Nolan Perez
Logan Cook
People with real money don’t give a flying fuck if their car depreciates.
t. person with real money
Charles Gonzalez
kys commie scum. its not anyone’s fault but yours that youre a loser
Caleb Baker
sage & reported
Cooper Morgan
>OP keys car
>gets caught
>owner rubs success in OP's face with fists
>OP stumbles to his feet and spits out some teeth
"s...smug asshole..."
Ryan Foster
Fpbp
Seriously though, assuming this isn’t a slide thread - you’re keying the cars of your fellow mob. I could understand if you were keying the cars of elitist bankers or celebrities who live in gated communities ; but if your keying bmw’s of local successful upper middleclass business owners, then you’re just an asshole and you aren’t helping anything
John Robinson
>There's no reason to drive a brand new Porsche
So all Porsches now need to be sold second-hand? What will the Porsche factory do if they can't manufacture new cars any more? Manufacture used cars?
According to your logic, they should just come pre-keyed from the factory. That ought to show them.
Jose Sanchez
Obama keys... they came with the free phone.
Justin Martinez
just buy it when it already has no value
Noah Cook
this
Isaac Mitchell
With your attitude and spineless behaviour it's no wonder that you don't have a job. It's all about connections and networking. Most employers for any job will prefer internal referrals. The fact that your still jobless in the age where jobs are plenty globally is a testament to your vitcim complex. You are entitled to nothing.
As an employer myself I would never hire someone like you.
Hudson Flores
We once stole several gas caps as teens. Twas fun. Never keyed shit though, thats destructive.
Austin Hall
Your brain on communism
Connor Smith
Expensive cars are lovely to drive, power response, precision, comfort, accessories. Modern cars are also often good milage/emissions. You (if you're not a troll) are an absolute subhuman niggerfaggot and screwing with a man's car because you're a micro-cocked commie busfaggot is absolute nigger behaviour. You're probably too stupid to drive, even though women can pass their tests. Trashing somebody's property because you are envious is the faggiest behaviour imaginable, literally nigger-tier.
Camden Gray
>don't like others are better off
>destroy their property
The quintessential commie
Mason Ortiz
Camden Rogers
Thats a really old car faggot, youre poor because you dont know shit
Ethan Flores
>not running a scratch repair service
I know why you're poor, fag
Gabriel Carter
I'll bite, I'm 20, been working for others and myself since 16, I drive dodge way too good for my age and am proud of it, I think people like you should have an option of slavery, ama
Zachary Howard
>people falling for a hundred year old pasta again
like pottery
Kevin Perez
>that thread
>that memeflag
Successfull troll is successfull.
Nolan Evans
fullon commienigger. kill yourself.
Connor Myers
No shit
>Fuggin Buick driving richfags! I SCRATCH YOU!
Julian Gray
When they catch you play this as you go
youtube.com
Juan Thompson
Seriously grow the fuck up. If I see someone keying someone’s car I’m going to beat the fuck out of them hoping it’s you.
Charles Foster
I buy used cars that have been totaled and fix them. WRX worth the same the day I bought it.
Camden Flores
There are people that buy expensive cars because they value quality.
I for myself hate visible plastic parts on cars, it gives of a cheep look and feeling, and I dont enjoy driving them.
So I pay more for a car that has a interior I enjoy driving.
in that case porshe has a very superior interior, and a better reliability than other luxury car manufacturers.
If you know a car with no plastic on the interior that is cheap please tell me, it does not need to be leather, cloth or other fabric does the job. But I really hate plastic
Isaac Nelson
If you think someone doing something for themselves is an attack on your personal being your a nigger tier snowflake and I would beat the fuck out of you if you keyed MY car that I worked my ass off for. People like you are scum, a literal nigger, "why whity have it if I don't? I'LL BREAK IT THAT'LL SHOW DAT MUFUCKA."
Please kys faggot
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Im pretty sure people buy high end vehicles to display wealth, there are plently of nice mid range cars that are safe, and etc. Its pretty shitty to key someones car, why dont you focus on yourself OP? Materialism isnt the only happiness in this life.
Owen Walker
example
Levi Brown
Why do you care so much about what other people do with their money? What have you done to improve your own situation? Have you considered learning a trade? Are you too low IQ to learn skills? Is your personality so shit you can't get people to like you and offer you a job? Bad hygiene?
In the time you spent looking for luxury cars to key, you could have spent improving your situation.
Landon Harris
>on /pol
>envious of achievers
>suggest damaging other peoples property
Get the fuck out.
Thomas Clark
>polack
>commie
Pick one. This is extremely degenerate behavior and violates the NAP. I sincerely hope you get caught and get your commie head bashed in.
Robert Allen
If i ever get one of you fucks, i will not call the police. FYI an e46 cost less than 3000€, this is not a rich mans car.
Ayden Martin
Don't all you richfags lease? If not, I bet you have insurance to cover the repair.
Nicholas Hall
Ah poor wittle snowflake wants to be happy for an hour. You'll never be happy because you are you. Kill yourself, commy bitch.
Anthony Gomez
There's no need for a vindictive whiny baby who is acting out anti-social fantasies to live.
James Foster
You wouldn't be saying this if you had a job and making good money
What shit degree did you get?
Lucas Price
You’re a depreciating asset you fucking useless niggerfaggot
Ian Cooper
I haven't done it for months. It's one of those things you really don't want to get caught doing in the workplace. It's more embarrassing than anything.
Jordan Carter
It inspires fresh debate, dipshit.
Ian Taylor
this is a literal pastebin copypaste thread, you utter retards
Hudson Howard
I only keyed some idiots car with a bunch of lefty bumper stickers all over the back. Then I decided not to do it again because I realized it was fucking stupid.
Jaxson Cook
You never know what shit is going on in people’s lives, they might have been taking their autistic kid to some overpriced hopeless therapy session and feeling miserable as shit and they come out to find someone has keyed their car. Don’t spread your bad mood around like a kid having a tantrum, deal with it yourself. I say this with love of course as we await the second coming and we all need to mind our ps and qs more than usual
Hunter Martin
lmao nutless pinko won't confront people so he hides and attacks their cars at night.
>the left will win a civil war
top cuck
Wyatt Baker
I key SUVs, always hated them since they are driven by selfish assholes who dont care about the environment and feel big sitting higher up than others
Henry Watson
You sound like a stupid nigger who can't handle the success of anyone so you destroy their things because it's easier than working to achieve things for yourself.
Nathaniel James
>E46
>1999
>new car
commies are trully mongoloids
Jace Murphy
You're a delusional cunt.
Christopher Fisher
Vandalism is degenerate. kys
Daniel Price
The right cant fight
Nicholas Young
I once caught someone keying a car in a parking lot and they became a missing person.
Joshua Garcia
>insurance to cover repair
Some insurances dont cover vandalism
even if they do cover it, its a pain in the ass to repair the car, some companys need a weak to finsih the job, because they are buisy.
most lease, but if you drive a lot a lease will kill you. Most leases only give you 10.000km a year, everything above that will get penalized. So if you dirive a lot, you buy it and sell it later
Luke King
does it matter?
Here's some fresh into. I used to fuck up rich people's cars on occasion too.
Eli Perry
>"Grandma! Can I borrow your car keys? ... Wha...? No, I don't need the car. I just need the car keys ... for ... a school project."
Kevin Price
Die in a fire
Blake Robinson
This is nigger tier shit user. Be better than that.
Parker Thomas
>flag
Friendly reminder to sage and hide.
Brayden Richardson
>The right cant fight
LOL
Grayson Turner
not politics related.
Jow Forums isn't your blog fag
Nathaniel Nguyen
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Brayden Powell
You’re a fucking gay cunt, kill yourself you poor piece of shit. I hope your family gets raped by rapefugess. Maybe if you got off your fat ass and didn’t think the world owed you something, you could drive a car yourself.
Jacob Brown
>execute judgement
>exercise jealously
>spread negativity
>spread dismay
>spread contempt
Can communists get any further away from happiness?
Logan Powell
>nig moves in next door, middle class neighborhood
>driving a spendy sport coup, head held high
>next week, driving a spendy SUV, head held high
>what a successful black man
>next week, driving a spendy sedan, head held high
>realize he's a car salesman driving loaners
Joshua Lee
Have you considered parking in a garage?
Jason Johnson
You're rich and still being a new and getting cheap insurance? Money doesn't buy common sense I guess
Andrew Harris
gonna laugh when the rich fuck you hate so much caves your head in.
Charles Ortiz
>I just want to fuck up other's things due to jealousy
Oh wait second
There is a specific group of people who this all the time. In fact there is two.
Geez I wonder who these could be, I can't even guess.
On the other hand those people didn't earned their shit by hard working that's for sure, everyone who believes that is a fucking dumbass, because those who actually did earn their position by hard working they never ever flex, or show off. Too bad they are very rare. I envy these types of people, but I never harbor hatred against them. I admit they were superior to myself, and made better choices, had better mentality and worked harder and I even admire them.
However the group you target? Well those deserve the oven.
Easton Williams
This thread is proof. You don't fuck with a man's car. It's something sacred.
Brandon Adams
>taking out your impotent rage on complete strangers who had nothing to do with your poor choices
>living your life seething in petty angst, hating those who are more successful than you
user, the reason you can't find a job probably has more to do with you being an odious person than anything else. A company can set the bar pretty low if they want to do better than you.
Sage your pathetic shit.
Angel King
>2 posts by this id
Tyler White
On the other hand, when I fucked up expensive cars, it was more about the driver's vanity. Would anons care if OPasta fucked up some celebs $20K Versace hat?