Why is Canadian military history fake and gay?

Has anybody else noticed this?
>Says they burned down the White House in 1812
>Wasn't even a country until 1867 (Arguably 1982) and White House was burned by veteran British Colonial Marines from Bahamas lead by General Robert Ross who died on the field of battle before ever having stepped foot on Canadian soil
>Muh Vimmey Ridge
Outnumbered Germans 5-1, still needed British support
>Muh Juno, we got further than any allied forces
Because it was a sandy fucking hill guarded by Hitler Youth and starving Soviet POW's
>Non existent battle with Croatian army "largest since Korean War"
Even those involved say it flat out did not happen, they lied about it to draw attention away from the army's previous deployment to Somalia where their entire Airborne was disbanded and their country kicked out of the country because two Paratroopers got caught raping a Somali teenager with a broom stick for stealing food
>We did well in Kandahar but could not acheive all objectives because US was tied down in Iraq
Repeatedly refused to ceed territory to US troops, even got into it with British who didn't believe Canada should be given Kandahar given the absolute state of leaf troops
>Our army is small but well trained
15 billion dollar budget, 75% of troops are too fat to deploy
>JTF-2 are hardcore
Basically only did LRRP's, direct action raids were limited and only as augments to JSOC. Eternally butt-hurt they were not included in the SAS/ AUSAS/ NZSAS pact

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bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29224170
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/06/britain-hook-donald-trump-mistakenly-blames-canada-white-house/)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse
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thestar.com/news/canada/2018/03/18/canadas-mali-mission-will-emphasize-deployment-of-female-peacekeepers.html
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Why you always gotta bully your br-sister?

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Why did you let mom drink when she was pregnant?

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globalnews.ca/news/3017931/report-suggests-three-quarters-of-canadian-forces-personnel-are-overweight-obese/

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>bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29224170
Also: No AtTaCk HeLiCoPtErS

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Another unit that has paved the way for Canadian freedom and democracy is that of the Royal Canadian Regiment or the RCR. 1 and 3 RCR are posted to Petawawa, Ontario. 1RCR was a mechanized infantry unit until recently when it began training as a light infantry unit again. This was not a tactical decision but a budgetary one. The maintenance and upkeep of the LAVIII vehicles is too much for the unit and has caused their fleet to be grounded. If you go to the base you can see the LAVS sitting there under piles of snow.

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The F-18s are 40 years old — a full two generations removed from being relevant. The Sea King Helicopters that require 100 hours of maintenance for every hour of flight time. It seems that more Sea Kings are falling out of the sky lately than Geese in the month of October.

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A soldier that serves in the Princess Patricia's Light Infantry (PPCLI), one of the most revered and respected infantry units of the past century, has told me that they are allocated only 49 rounds for the entire training year due to budget cuts.

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>Canadian military

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Lets compare Military Leaders. Here's a leaf General
>Creepy pedo looking weirdo

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Chaos Actual
youtube.com/watch?v=Yzv83TZ0luo

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Trump just said Canada burnt down the white house.

>raping
neither were charged with rape, it was torture, I guess Vlad raped all those Turks.

Because he knew the press would jump at the opportunity to prove him wrong (telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/06/britain-hook-donald-trump-mistakenly-blames-canada-white-house/) and then get certain (((allies))) to remember historical facts and move on, 4d chess snow nigger

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If you want to be pedantic they sexually assaulted a teenager with a broom handle until he died from internal bleeding who was trying to steal food
>Leaf troops confirmed faggots

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Dude I swear to god I'll summon the Poland user, no sliding this thread with mutt posting Chang Raja
>This triggers the Maple Mutt

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No one was charged with sexually assaulting the dindu. Who cares if dindu gets tortured for trying to steal. Defend niggers more.

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>No one was charged
>So they didn't rape him to death with a broom
Why are Canadians so fucking stupid. Go defend your retarded Chugs more Ice Nigger

>Hur dur, I can give half true information
If Canada is only 53% white yet in my pic still far whiter then America, what does that make burgerland.

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Fuck. That was a tad harsh

Holy fucking autism.

>Leaf's have zero self awareness

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>no one was charged with sexually assaulting dindu=no one was charged
man burgers are retarded, he was charged with torture.

>He was charged with torturte
>Shoving a broom stick up someones ass until they die from internal bleeding is only torture not rape
Leaf posting at its finest

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>Your country is a Jewish puppet to there for mine isn't
Difference is I don't defend Trudeau well you go all muh 4dchess on your kike puppet overlord.

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>still not understanding 20-30% of Canadians identify as Canadian on the census

America had a whole prison were they raped men
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse
>but muh 1 Canadian tortured a man

>If you don't commit political suicide by calling out the jew you are a kike shill
Replace "jews" with "globalists" and you will see just how red pilled Trump is. Here's a good place to start you delusional Snow Mexican, who do you think is more bought and sold by kike overlords? A billionaire, or a part time Drama Teacher with a bachelors degree in English?

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(You)

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Canada seems to produce top notch snipers desu

Seakings are fully replaced by Cyclones now. Update your propaganda.

>Trump
>not the biggest kike shill in years
Can you just get a little more self awareness my dude?

La Créature L'Atrocité de Syrupo Goblinu la 49% Chinos Canadienne.....

He doesn't have to call out the Jew but he is literally being there puppet. He could have simple not moved the embassy and nothing would have happened. Israelis love Trump.

Where's your airborne pleb? HAHAHAHA

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Who even needs it when America is willing to pay the Military bills.

Again, still not understanding 20-30% doesn’t identify as European on the census, whereas you are literally a 56% mutt.

Ask any infantryman what they think about snipers

Why the fuck does the media have their panties in a knot over a little Trump joke? Yes, it was a joke, fuckwads.

Every fucking president has called for their embassy to be moved to Jerusalem since Regan, even your Prime Ministers. It's basically globally unanomus, and Palistinian mudshits are all LARPing Jordanians and Egyptians at this point so who gives a blue fuck, let the kikes have their containment zone in literally the ugliest part of the desert with no natural resources...Jesus dude even Hitler knew they needed some place like Madagascar to go or they would floor the rest of the world

Why don’t we just ask who fired the longest kill shot in the history of snipers.

>american education
>butthurt historical revisionism

Also if our military is so garbage, how come we have 3 of the top 5 longest confirmed sniper kills?

>If I show truths as coming from an Chink it makes it seem not true.
you

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>muh Palestinian subhumans
Shoo shoo dumb Jew

>Having a parasitic attitude to NATO obligations and trade like this
>Surprised when Trump takes away money from UN/ calls NATO useless/ starts trade wars
A
Fucking
Leaf
youtube.com/watch?v=d14ipSSz3Ss

Snipers are gay as fuck
>Trying to look like a spider and shoot someone from a long distance

>on record saying you wouldn’t protect Canada in the event of an attack
>”PAY FAIR SHAREEEE REEEEEE”
uhhh, no

lol

As he should

How’s the new Call of Duty champ? Those snipers doing trick shots and ruining your LD?

Your country also has bar none the worst track record on intellectual honesty as far as historical events/ battles so kinda also makes one wonder
>Unnamed JTF2 sniper

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>Palestinians sub humans but muh based Israel
Its not a containment zone, they push war in the surrounding area, which is why Hitler wanted to send them to Madagascar.

Implying I can't hate both

As American drones strikes, shoots missiles and guns people down in planes.
>But muh snipers who are actually on the ground are cowards.

>they push war in the surrounding area
Good, we don't need to be in the middle east. The place should be glassed tbqh. Their military also regularly gets BTFO'ed by Hezbola militia niggers with RPG's so we should withdraw funding/ support and let them go at eachother

>implying You hate both
No, you see the Palestinians are the only ones on the planet who know the true nature of the Jew.

You are just like your nation, the great shabbos goy.

>Because I said Drone Operators aren't cunts as well
Nobody brags about having the best drone operators you snow happa

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>Intellectual honestly as far as historical events
90% of Americans believe they soloed both world wars and single handedly won the revolutionary war.

>Hezollah are niggers
Confirmed for brainlet, Hezbollah is absolutely based and they’re going to destroy your tax dollars further next Jew invasion of Lebanon.

>Why are american prisons so shitty
Maybe so people will think twice before committing a crime, you're going to a prison not a five fucking star hotel

Have you ever met a muslim? Those people are fucked. Genetically nearly indistinguishable from jews. One calls us Goyim, one calls us Kaffir. God damnit leafs are stupid

More likely your going to some private institution where some Jew is making a buck off you. Prison is an industry for you fags, it’s a way of life. Sad.

OP what is your motivation for this post?

My guess is your nurse wife was filled by a strong Canadian lumberjack in the green-zone and you weren't allowed to join the national guard because of your autism level.

Yeah, they’re better than Jews. We have problem with muslims because of the US and Israel. Greatest fucking goys ruin everything.

>90% of Americans believe they soloed both world wars and single handedly won the revolutionary war
Majority of American's didn't want us involved in WWI or WWII which is why we didn't join WWI until the last year and it took Hitler declairing war on America after his Zerg allies attacked Perl Harbor to get into WWII
they push war in the surrounding area
>90% of Canadians believe they burned down the white house 50 years before they became a country
FTFY

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>Hezbollah is absolutely based
Confirmed shitskin

Confirmed kike. You’re actually in the minority’s here, Jow Forums loves Hezbollah because they’re again, based.

> Prison is an industry for you fags, it’s a way of life. Sad.
>Doesn't know Trillcorps industries operates in Canadian prisons and Canada now has more individuals incarcerated than at any point in their history

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>Jow Forums loves Hezbollah because they’re again, based.
>Jow Forums is one person
>Pro Palestine threads aren't being made by sand niggers

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>Yeah, A is happening to America? But what about B in Canada?!? Checkmate.
Yeah bud

>Yeah, they’re better than Jews
That's like saying it's better to get your leg cut off with a chainsaw than your dick

ABSOLUTELY NEWFAG

With respect, JTF-2 has done some pretty legit shit domestically.

t. Murican

Because it is. Probably don’t know what it’s like to even have a dick. Botched bris was it?

No you retard, (ironic because this is actually how like 85% of Canadian arguements go) I'm just pointing out the anons general lack of self awareness thinking it's an American problem and not a Canadian one. I swear to fuck you can never bring up any problem in Canada without them justifying it by claiming its worse in America. I think all Canadians must be mentally ill, probably lack of sunlight

>When a Canadian goes all vlad on someone its rape
>When Americans actually rapes Iraqi men, its muh think twice before committing a crime

I didn't even know Canada has a military I thought they just had a couple boats and a plane or two

You’re doing the exact same retard, all while handwaving this away like magic.

>With respect, JTF-2 has done some pretty legit shit domestically.
>domestically
>SWAT isn't a thing
>It's a good thing to have military doing operations domestically
HMMMMMM

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Kinda funny you have to lie about Canada be 53% mutts and ignore the fact you actually are 56% mutts, eh? Isn’t this how oy would say, ignoring your own problem?

They barely do. Strangely with 2/3rds of their population Australia's boys are pretty bro tier but maple kikes are atrocious

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Former Canadian here.

The main reason that Canadian military history is framed the way it is, is that the country suffers at large from delusions of grandeur. It pretends to be important, it pretends to be influential.

It also tries to distance itself from Americans, emphasizing British imperial accomplishments as Canadian ones.

Who do you think this is going to be a more pressing issue for? We have more whites than you have people and entire white states. You have no where to run. Are you actually this stupid, are you delusional, or are you just tossing out a strawman?

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Based Austrian canuck, have an Uber Hitler

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>Confirmed shitskin
^This

>>domestically
Did I stutter fuckface? Or do you think all the high speed domestic units are really their own self contained "TOTALLY NOT A PARKING LOT FOR TALENT" things...?

thestar.com/news/canada/2018/03/18/canadas-mali-mission-will-emphasize-deployment-of-female-peacekeepers.html

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You have more shitskins then we have people is the more accurate statement. Soon to be majority shitskin lmao

How far the greats have fallen, sad!

>What is the The Posse Comitatus Act

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>What is the The Posse Comitatus Act
Something that has an entire department within the pentagon dedicated to being overridden when domestic agency require "advisors" you fucking idiot.

What are your white births rates?
>1.3
You're Sweden tier, congrats brainlet

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>56% white country attacking anyone for “not being white”
Tom cruise.jpeg

As if Trump isn't a kike cum dumpster. Faggot.

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82nd here, snipers are cool and the Airborne is useless.

No we don't lol, it was britain.

The burning down The White House meme perfectly encapsulates the typical Canadian inferiority complex. They literally have to make shit up, and they teach their kids that shit.

FL is fucking lousy with leafs, and they all parrot this revisionist drek. Good thread.

>Prison is an industry for you fags, it’s a way of life. Sad.
Or you can try not being a nigger and committing crimes

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You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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