Californian here, my partner and I are planning to move to Colorado this summer. We have heard Colorado natives are bitter assholes towards persons who move in from out of state so as soon as we get there, we are going to replace our license plate, driver's licenses, and basically any other evidence we can think of that would tie us to our old California lifestyle. We are going to blend in flawlessly I bet. We've even been studying the Colorado accent for almost a year now. We plan to get a jobs in the brewery industry or possibly the legal weed business, and we imagine hiding our Californian past and blending in with the natives will give us an advantage getting our foot in the door. Can any Colorado people give us further advice on how we can blend in once we arrive like what microbrews to drink, what strains of weed to smoke, bumperstickers to get, clothing choices, ect.? Also I doubt our Prius will be good in the snow or getting to remote fly fishing areas so I am wondering what we should replace it with. Should we get a Subaru wagon, a Toyota pickup or just keep it simple with an old Jeep?
Californian here, my partner and I are planning to move to Colorado this summer...
>colorado accent
What? Unless you talk like Cali from the valley that shouldn't be a problem.
Trying to move there too because there are a lot of 90% white areas to live, legal weed, and mountains.
>t. Texan
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People are bitter assholes to Californians. Why the fuck are you leaving California when you want to live like Californians? Fix your awful state or die there.
Stupid fucking Californians have already turned Colorado into a lib shit pit. You should feel right at home.
Colorado was my nr. 1 state I wanted to visit as a child because it was in some older TV shows and songs and the name sounded cool
and now before I could ever go it was shot to shit in like 10 years due to cali shitlib exportation
Colorado born and raised, where you moving to? Also get a Subaru if your moving to the mountains. If your moving to denver or even close by your too late, traffic all the time, too many people. Only salvation is the mountains
If you move here we will burn your house down, smash your car windows and crucify you. Fuck off you aren't welcome
We are thinking either Durango or the Dillon/Breckenridge area. Seems like they are nice both spots. Durango seems to have the nicer college though so we are kinda leaning that way. If we can't find good work in those areas I guess we will try the front range. If we go that route I guess we will either move to Boulder or Fort Collins.
Why are you Colorado natives so bitter and hateful? Is it something in the water? Would like to point out if you aren't Native American you aren't a native anywhere in this country.
Your "partner"?
Depends on how well financially set you are. Durango is cheaper and warmer climate. Breck/Dillon area isn't bad, most people who live there ski. Both have great locals. I live in steamboat lived in Keystone/dillon for a litle while. Boulder is too expensive, Good luck/won't happen. Fort Collins is nice if you are looking for a bigger town/city. If you want to get into weed/microbrews I recommend Breck/Dillon I don't even know if Durango is allowed to have Despenses, can't remember. Boulder also has lot of pot/breweries.
Do you not understand the difference between your and you're? How can you make the same mistake multiple times in one post?
No one likes commiefornians, fuck off and die. Stay in your shithole.
Spoken like a true Commiefornian. Kill yourself.
make sure to always wear sandals everywhere, and have a beard
fuck off we're full calicuck.
go move somewhere else fag
cause I don't give a fuck and yes I do but I don't care enough to think about it
dont help that fag out I need rent prices to drop.
fuck off we're full
i'd rather have 1000 texans move here than one cali
>I don't even know if Durango is allowed to have Despenses
Fug. That would be a deal breaker. We will need to look into that.
Damn you got skooled boi
theres a real cool part of denver called five points go move there its a real happening area.
as for car prius is fine and dont worry about tires it never snows in denver you can make due with some cheap summer tires year round.
theres no better microbrew than blue moon as well make sure to mention how great of a micro brew it is.
namaste friendo
>moves to Colorado and ruins our nice conservative state by voting for same shit policies that ruined California
>disrespect national parks and throw trash on trails
>muh weed and craft beer xD :)
>Wow Colorado is such a beautiful progressive place were locals now, do you have a local discount :) :) :)
We will fucking smash your fucking faces into the dirt if you come here. My brother has personally beat the shit out of you fucks at out local brewery when he's caught wind of you being from California, and more and more people are starting to do the same. You are not welcome
jokes on you all the texans are actually californians now too
Can't tell if you were serious about five points, as it WAS the worst part of denver for a while but now actually it is really new, nice, and gay
Real talk, people are leaving Calicuckornia in droves and the majority are from the millennial generation, I thought that was the holy ground for millennials?
Also nice water bill fine
>Overuse of water can cost anywhere from 1000 USD to 10000 USD PER DAY
Thank God for Texas, I can shower, shit and do my laundry in the same day.
Fence in these fucks.
Boring state. California has everything you want and more. Northern California(not the Bay) is a nice conservative area.