LONDON 2018

lol this is just a normal day in london

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>"Whoevers my dawg... will get to me now.. ASAP"
......
>literally every nigger in tooting turns up
kek someone's dying tonight

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Truly

this

He's gonna have a bad ass scar from that. Kinda jelly. Hope his doge is ok.

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They don't flee war, they transport war.

It's bizarre to see Brits using American ghetto slang from the 90's. Where do they get this stuff from?

Black Brits just copy everything from Black Americans culturally.

>Where do they get this stuff from?
this is bait

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did he fall on a sharp spoon?

ASAP

More likely an assault spork

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Let me explain gang culture in London. It’s called “postcode wars”. They literally fight over the street they live in. If you’re from a different gang you can’t walk in certain areas because “opps” will stab you unprovoked. And they have ethnically seperated gangs: like Somalian gangs Paki gangs etc but most gangs are just niggers.

Tfw no dogs get to me asap

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Pretty much sums up every gang territory dispute everywhere

This can't be real

kek had a good laugh

Make sure you share and tell everyone you know how dangerous it's getting, especially burgers. Kill London's tourism.

i thought we'd banned knives?

Don't be a POG
Bin that Nog

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Tourist areas are still safe

SEEE?!?!?! THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT ROUND THE POINTS!!

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>You cold have binned it

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Are sikhs can carry knife legaly becouse its their freedom of religion?

We had 2 terrorist attacks on tourist areas last year. This year people have been stabbed in Oxford street in broad daylight. The nogs are also conducting daylight raids of luxury shops. Nowhere is safe, and tourism should start suffering because of it. The sooner the better. It already happened to Paris.

I highly doubt it

Dont worry inspector whatshername lesbian dick will send the police around to make sure he gets home safely lol

They have a religious exemption. I don't think there's been a case of one of their ceremonial knives being used in a stabbing though. It's mainly nogs and pakis.

If you've ever been in combat you'd know how he feels.

>tried to stab me in the face
>tried

telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/15/aborted-babies-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals/
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/thousands-of-unborn-foetuses-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals-9212863.html

There is a difference between stabbing and slashing. If he had been stabbed hard he would be posting that message with the handle of the knife protruding from his brain. As it is this is just a flesh would. Nothing that a few stitches won't fix.

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Yeah mate, we call it a Tooting Kiss..

>man try shank me in my face?
Someone carved my face with a knife?

>whoever's my dog will get to me now, ASAP, ASAP, ASAP
Calling all friendly units to converge at my location, stat

It's been going on in Scotland since medieval times. I did a little time up there and lived in Glasgow and Paisley. Every other person in the Scottish underworld has a 'tan' on their face. They call it the second prize, and people who have beauties are referred to as 'second prize'.

A$AP ain't got time for this Britnog's shit.

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>this translation

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Yeah mate, we call it a Tooting Gorilla

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this.
same with australia too. if its not terror attacks on in our main toruist areas, its niggers assaulting anyone they can find (and targeting tourists specifically in some cases).

tourismbux is where we can hit them hard.

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>A dastardly ruffian DEIGNED to slash at mine beautiful visage utilising a bladed implement?
>Here ye, my knights: I summon thee atop this hill!

#MBGA

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printing infographics and placing them on the windows of flight centre is a good start.
let the normies know that they might as well visit mexico or south africa, the main tourist areas in the UK and australia are just as dangerous.

pic related and relevant.

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What did he even say?

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elaborate pls

>Wounded hivegangers calling for reinforcements over the vidlink feed
We really are living in a cyberpunk dystopia aren't we....

1st comment “For you guys who weren’t aware, last night a guy who is a member of the Z2 gang was shot but the bullet hit a shop window instead. Three of the shooters got away on bikes. I don’t want to say too much, just watch certain gabg members snapchat I dont want to act like a snitch.”
3rd “Hopefully now lame kids who think being gangster is cool will understand the streers are not a game.”

Too bad it wasn't an acid attack.

Something happening at 9.00am tomorrow morning.

meh, at least they are keeping it to themselves

Reporting in

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I can’t take uk niggers seriously. They sound goofy as hell...

lmao this

Rewatching Friday and Next Friday and the 3rd one for the 1,000th time it's pretty sad.

>you hear a very distant "oi" in the distance

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all of the comments were supporting it on facebook.
people were saying it was saving energy and would fight climate change.
im not memeing you.
as if the few kJ from burning a fetus was worth the outragous disgusting hellish immorality

YOU WASTING QUINTS IS MUCH SADDER

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yes. they have their postcodes written on their hoodies too. you can see them on buses.

full vid?

No one calls it that, autist, fuck up pussy.

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Wow burn in hell bongistan

oogaaa, bogga ongo-bongo, ogga

from the american ghetto, circa 1990

Anyone able to post the original ebonics slang?

"I got shanked on my face"
"Whoever is my dog, come to my place asap, ASAP!!111!!"

yeah didnt help

if someone shanked me in the face they better kill me, because i carry a foot long razor sharp aliexpress ka-bar replica at all times.

He a good boi.

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>G-day cunt, moi names DRONGO-KILLA... NOW PREPAIR TO MEET MOI NOIF
>IM GUNA SLASH YA YA KUNT

>this is what happens when you don't have a father figure to teach you how to shave

>dats naught a noif, dis iz a noif

...

Stop calling them the N word ffs.
We are all God's children.

Nigger

>gets btfo by the superior white man

What did subhuman shitskins mean by this

Heh

>not a bowie knife
I'm disappointed in you, Australia.

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Oh you mean like anywhere there are gangs? Are they demanding money now from local businesses that are in "their" territory? As a kid I use to dream of the national guard coming down and killing all these fucks.

R A R E
A
R
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lol this is objectively the best one

> le Anonymous master plan

Boy, and people shit on meme-flaggers.

Pretty much yea but these people are too retarded to have any real impact

thanks user

>nigger in tooting
tooting bec here. sup cuz?

are those english words or something niggers invented?

the latter. it's south london slang influenced by jamaicans.

Something niggers invented