Brit/pol/ : AUS/POL/ edition

>Mad cunt dies after plane crash-lands in Melbourne
bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44418579

>Susanna Feldman murder: Suspect in German teen's killing arrested in Iraq
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44415537

>The English Question: Can England become optimistic again?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44357001

>£17m Govia Thameslink train vandalised
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-44411995/graffiti-thugs-vandalise-17m-govia-thameslink-train

>A selection of your pictures from across Wales
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44299395

>Rolex-theft moped murder: Man guilty of killing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44415533

>Brexit: Michel Barnier questions Theresa May's 'backstop plan'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44416317

>Sofija Kaczan death: Man charged with killing 100-year-old
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44420379

>Plastic and other waste found in British mussels
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44414056
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>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE
>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
youtu.be/bP1eXWIt-rE?list=PLWHb-MbcZ9kr2bER9oEH8vTaZ8zwUqFTZ
>Kai Murros - The Coming British Civil War
youtube.com/watch?v=sXatIbuW9Hw
>Jon Wedger - London Police Whistleblower on Child Prostitution & Trafficking
youtube.com/watch?v=KiOXvCvfkaY
>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM
>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
youtu.be/Q7Eom6VRFSY

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vice.com/en_uk/article/bn5de4/pissing-mouth-australia-skaters-troy-weston
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What the hell is going on in this thread

>tfw not a bing bong
top kek

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Where my brahs at?

>tfw no Auscunts

The aussies are all asleep right?

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Just saw some kids tv show or whatever where this s oyboy kid comes out as gay and then has a bar mitzvah

Absolutely hilarious. Fucking jews man...

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I wish I could own a pack of them as pets to kill people with.

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when are we going to establish the UK-Australian-kiwian-Canadian global anglo imperium?

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yep
I mean, I was depressed as fuck when I was a heavy drinker, but I had way more friends and left the house way more often
now I sit on my bum all day getting angry at literally everything I read and haven't talked to anyone in months

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Leave me alone, why are you hiding your flag, you retarded memeflagger?

What did Michel Barnier said that is making everyone twist their pants? Who even is he?

>tfw an hour until love island and nothing to do in the meantime

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you could always just kys

dumb frogposter

No thanks m8. Appreciate the suggestion though.

I win

I LOVE BARRATT HOMES, AND BARRATT HOMES LOVES ME.

TOGETHER WE'LL DEVELOP THE WHOLE COUNTRY.

NO FOREST, FIELD OR GREEN SPACE LEFT.

'TILL THEY'RE COVERED IN DEANO-BOXES WE WILL NOT REST!

MY HOPES AND DREAMS COME TRUE AT LAST.

REPLY TO THIS POST OR I'LL APPEAR IN YOUR YARD!

t. BARRY BARRATT

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What have you won lad?

I win.

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Victory.

lads what punishment will i receive for running from a £60 taxi

>flag

You fat faggot

I prefer it here than /brit/. Less normals.

Cabbies will take turns driving around looking for you, and when they find you they will quarter your body with cabs.

Brit/pol/ >>>> /brit/ >>>>>>>>>>> /britfeel/

Look Luv! T' people from barrats must 'uv planted sum luverly bushes

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but seriously
i'm shitting myself
what should i do

BARRY BARRATT'S A TOP LAD M8. EVEN 'ELP'S OUT WITH THE LITTLE'NS.

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Lads I'm at my parents house in the garden and there's a river at the end of it and a load of scouts have just started rowing past in boats staring at me. Feel pretty awkward.

Did the taxi have a camera? You could ring them, just say you were pissed, apologise and pay.

You might be cautioned or you might be taken to civil caught. It might not be smartest for you to hag around the vicinity of the area but then again, maybe you should go and pay it.

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Moon them

gonna have to do that lad
this is gonna be humiliating

i literally dont even know which taxi company it was
i'll have to ring around asking 'did i run from you last night'

Dont worry about it, those cunts see plenty of weird shit of a friday and saturday night.

Piss in the water while looking back at them

>on the train
>look out window
>see a rhododendron occaisionally amongst the woods
Into my heart, an air that kills...

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Heh, no.

Fuck off cunt, we're full.

Lad ya all british!

gonna get pished again to be able to stomach making these phone calls

>walking down the milk aisle
>see a skimmed milk carton
into my heart, an air that kills

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Nonce

what are deanoboxes?

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So it turns out i got family in perth. Is that ok or am i going to get my scrote chomped by toilet spiders if I visit?

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6 gen Aussie from family with an Irish/Scottish background.

I hate each and every last britfag infesting my country and would happily remove Warm Beer from glorious Australia given the chance.

Barratt new build pleb hutches

I'm going to come and fuck some aussie bitches

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No and Yes we have Redbacks in Perth as well.

Also on a more serious note - Don't visit Perth, we don't call it Boomer/Dullville without reason.

some gay shit going on right now
youtu.be/VZmYDUoL9QQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=eUYPGNvsHXk
welp, that settles it.

At least they can stomach cold beer

That's a lot of icing ... no fap?

Perth is a city so you'll be fine about the only invasive creatures you'll see are chinks.

>I'm going to come and fuck some aussie bitches

Go for it, just remember that safe sex with a Aussie Woman involves two witnesses and a signed contract.

What kind of poof needs his drinks chilled before he can drink them
You sound like a fucking woman
Come here so I can punch your throat out

WE'RE SIGNING KONGOLO LADS GET IN. ONLY A CHEEKY £17MILL GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh also this, it's one of the most boring places I've ever been to. The park is nice, though.

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fucks sake lads
was supposed to be casual drinks and now my life is in tatters again
every single time

Warm beer is a yank meme, all they know is icy pisswater lager. They cant into best temps for mild, bitter, pale ale etc.

It's cold here, you don't drink iced drinks when it's cold. Only when it's summer like right now. And no they don't drink anything different in Ireland, except donkey cum and I think you'll find that's warm.
Get stung.

>What kind of poof needs his drinks chilled before he can drink them

Everyone else in the goddamn world.

It already exists also with America. But its only for real old WASP and establishment people not us plebs

Just Live It Up. The man with the dash hairdo says you have to
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_eQImKnPA

What the fuck is this warm beer meme? I remember seeing it in cartoons 20 years ago, never found any warm fucking beer though.

jew thread

>dash
*fash
My spellcheck fucks me all the time

it's getting to the point that anything wholesome fills me with revulsion because i know that wholesome thing would reject me and not forgive me

>"Oh this beverage is frightfully warm, could one perhaps refrigerate it as my feminine palate is far you delicate to consume it otherwise"
Fucking poof

Its a joke from Asterix.

judas was paid

I thought all aussies were filipino

>Oh I'm going to drink this Warm Beer that resembles piss.

You do know we make Fosters to sell to Brits by lining cans up by a wall and taking a leak in them right?

Greentext time, faggot.

Beddy byes

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sleep tight kid

dumb frogposter

>BORIS WARNS BREXIT IS IN DANGER OF BEING SOLD OUT
order-order.com/2018/06/07/boris-warns-brexit-is-in-danger-of-being-sold-out/

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>he drinks alcohol for the taste
Fucking elderflower sniffing poofter

if i don't go mental on nights out people think i'm a boring pussy and don't want to hang out with me
if i do go mental on nights out people think i'm mental and don't want to hang out with me

>I thought all aussies were filipino

Those are just Boomer imported slave labour, we have the same issues with our old fags that both you Brits and the Cheeseburgers do.

>implying there isn't a balance.
I drink til I blackout whenever I go out. So long as you're not a dick it ia fine.

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Makes a change from what you usually piss in

vice.com/en_uk/article/bn5de4/pissing-mouth-australia-skaters-troy-weston

lol

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I am a dick
when you boil me down and take away all the fluff i'm evil
i'm a demon
when i get black out drunk i do horrible things
and i get blackout drunk every time

>life finds a way

> In fact, it's just one example of a worldwide phenomenon among skaters – a phenomenon that even has its own name: "bubbling".

Meh nothing to do with Aus and everything to do with Skaters being fags.

Throw your drink in the bin, forget about the fine and go to bed now.
Leave your phone in another room.

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i've studied chaos theory at a university level
not even joking

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Get out and enjoy the evening sunshine

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Ever done much on Poincare Recurrence?

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