Call ourselves master race

they still beat Russia, UK, and France

USA is last enemy.

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It was called the German empire until WW1???

same goes for the USA

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>German
>Empire

We’ve always been irrelevant

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first off, the others broke the agreement first. after WW1 it was said in exchange for surrender we are to keep all our colonies and ground, which was an obvious lie.
then poland asked for it by killing ethnic germans on ground that was germany once. so obviously it was the right thing to do by hitler to step in, secure a supply line and stop the killing. this was then used as an excuse by the others to invade us.

Austria wanted to be pat of us, even voted to join germany with 99% approval
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anschluss

as for Czechoslovakia, guess what, they declared war on us
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declarations_of_war_during_World_War_II

checked. you are right

my.mixtape.moe/mffabw.webm
And what a wonderfull world the allies have created!

>Entire planet teams up on you.
>Hold them off for 10 years.
>Almost win.

The best tennis player in the world will lose if they go up against 37 players at the same time.

Hardly
Germany is essentially a puppet of the USA now

>This is what naziboos actually believe
It took only 4 years

Pretty sure you guys beat the French at some point in the 1800s. I mean I'm just American so European history doesn't start for me until 1942 but still.

Stop this meme.

We were never close to winning the war. We invaded Russia out of desperation for oil and signed our own death warrant. Brits defeated us in North Africa and in their skies. Americans had the economy.

Honestly, ‘Le German World domination’ is an allied meme to make it look like they slayed the big baddy.

Oh it's the anglo cuck again

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youtube.com/watch?v=1FUZFy9Nd9s

>then poland asked for it by killing ethnic germans
source

germany was french biggest mistake
you should have stayed as a feodal country broken into pieces

>What is the Holy Roman Empire

A miserable pile of princes.

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>Fraco-Prussian war

>>holy roman empire is not german
W I R

W A S

K O N I G E

DESU the french beat themselves. German got to Paris and they were already killing eachother

>we
No not we you anglo cuck
Also we won WWII your biggest british hero says so :')

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>Pretty sure you guys beat the French at some point in the 1800s
You're thinking of the franco prussian war
That wasn't the german empire that was prussia and some other german states.

UND SCHIESSE

UND
SCHEISSSE

Well wasn't it French forces killing filthy rat-eating Commies?

>what were holy roman empires or the 3rd Reich

I’m from Essen

you just said
we
what
kings

good job pablo

It was the greatest empire in Europe at the time. You can't just pretend like it never happened.

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Pitiful excuses of ‘empires’.

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>Thousand year reich
>lasts a couple of years

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You both lost you fucking retard
The British had their empire dissolve and you got raped by the Russians who in turn got raped by the Communist party for another 40 years
The only winner in WW2 was USA

Wir vas könige unt scheiss

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Yes and i'm the queen haha

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Go to bed Voltaire

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quora.com/Is-there-any-evidence-about-the-Danzig-massacres-and-the-killing-of-more-than-58000-Germans-before-the-start-of-WW2
of course all this is supposedly just nazi propaganda and denied.

>greatest empire in Europe at the time
sorry Hans

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>half american, half jap
>twice the failed imperial ambitions

Who can really claim greatness through ancestry except the meds?

At leasts both sides of my family are decent
>achievements of my mother's japanese side:
>two business owners and several wealthy consultants
>achievements of my father's side:
>old farts with lots of generational assets and unironic meth dealers

>i look like my dad
>considering whether to be a 30 year old boomer or a meth dealer

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yeah sure

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>literally destroyed by a blind man and sand niggers
>implying

fuk, meant to reply to this

WE
WUZ
AZTECS
N
SHIT

You ruined a big one though you fucking faggots

So name an empire that was not pitiful?
Brits only managed to conquer shit holes like some parts in Africa and India. France conquered some parts in Africa and Canada. Spain conquered shit holes in South America. Nobody ever managed to be a dominating European power unlike Germany. They were to busy mingling with niggers and now they get reverse colonized.

I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying it was, relatively speaking, something of a joke. Constant in-fighting and hundreds or thousands of little fiefdoms all squabbling for control while the Habsburgs reigned.

I’m just as German as re-electing Merkel and losing wars.

Thankfully my Turkish Side means I only hate half of myself.

>a German, still living in Germany, saying he's a descendant of the Roman Empire

WIR WÄREN KÖNIGE UND SCHEISSE

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Sources on 'master race' please. Never heard nor read anyone white say that in a non joking manner.

The only staight up supremacy statement I've ever heard or read is 'gods chosen'. Is the master race more like projection?

>literally destroyed by a Corsican midget
sorry buddy but two can play this game
Nothing in that link shows any evidence of any organized massacre of Germans by Poles prior to September 1, 1939

Britain fought every other European empire for control you idiot. We all hate and envy the inselaffe but to say that is stupid. Same goes for France and Spain.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that more so during the latter half of the empire? I thought it was relatively centralized during its hay-day.

joke's on you britain

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>>Call ourselves master race
>>Never won a war

Anyone will lose wars where literally everyone gangs up on you.

Germany's ability to hold out for 4 years in WW2 even against all odds speaks on how well organized and capable they were.

You got me there user, but he was at least the average height.

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Only if you come from here.

Try "we wuz spaniards n shit" but mixed with the least civilized injuns they could get their dicks into.

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They fought them not in Europe. All the fighting was over colonization in shit holes. The Brits never ever set a foot on the European mainland, you Anglo nigger.

>source is Quora
>admits that it was propaganda

>Germany fought alone

*allies with most of the European continent, Russia at the start and Japan*

>Holy Roman Empire of German Nation
>not German

Don't worry it's like the rest of Jow Forums who likes to larp as a National socalist German the thing is they will never be us and can never be one of us they literally are imitating us to the point of having the swastika banner hanging in their rooms the fucking state flag of Germany from the 40's fucking kek, because they are ashamed or have no Culture of their own they are truly the WE WUZ

>still almost win the war against the entire world

German humour

You would have to ask someone more familiar with that time period to confirm or deny that. But as far as I know it was always a confederation of small provinces, duchies, and city-states. And some Baltic tribe was Germanized over the centuries that resulted in the Prussians.

Britain defeated Napoleon and Hitler. Say what you like but they always beat us continentals

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>Germniggers proud of their history of attacking other white nations
Some self hate runs deep.

>Turkish side
fukken knew it, subhuman roach

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Empire

No idea if just a Idiot or you have no clue about European history

>this thread again
oh how I love seeing jew controlled neo-liberal shithole countries attack nazi germany every fucking day as their countries turn non-white

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>But as far as I know it was always a confederation of small provinces, duchies, and city-states
United under the rule of the emperor
this is what defines a Reich
you can't compare it with states that we have now.

we had colonies in africa you tard

You mean they act like cucks and run away?
>making a movie about how your entire nation acted like pathetic cowards and actually he proud of it
Haha

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this

it quotes a report from 1940. you could also click the link and read the full article
de.scribd.com/doc/53056883/Hans-Schadewaldt-1940-the-Polish-Atrocitites-Against-the-German-Minority-in-Poland#scribd
which has a whole work on that stuff

We’ve unironically never beaten Britain in a war. Embarrassing.

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>Imperialistic government
>Fighting for independence

r8. Kaiserreich is best Reich

correct

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I wish the British didn't destroy there empire by joining the war. The British should have been the anti-communist world police while the Americans an federalist government because we know that it isn't anymore and our rights are very restricted.

We Germans will never know what it’s like to be a global power. This is why we have an inferiority complex about Britain.

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Half of America's white population has german ancestry. America is 60% white. If you subtract half of those 60% this leaves you with 70% of the population. Out of these 70% the majority aren't white which means that if you're an american without german ancestry you're more likely than not to be nonwhite.

Kaiserreich is best Reich
very true

>tfw my dad is a blond hair blue eyed American who married a German

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stop larping and show your actual flag.

quora sourced another source. also i said its claimed its propaganda, just as it claimed that we killed 6 million jews, that we hated all other ethnicities and wanted to murder them for no reason.

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My grandfather who was in the SS later on made those clocks on the wall with old German numbers we had a few aswell they were quite well made

>H
>R
>E

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I see, you must have been sleeping in history.

america pretty much has an empire, it's just mostly soft power
nice family achievements too (except for the meth dealing)

meme flag

My family has operated a Gasthaus since the 1700s. I don't have any records going back further. But since my uncle is a retarded deadbeat who owes the government a shit ton in child support payments, and my mom moved to America, it's probably going to be taken away when my grandparents die.

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You're retarded. Napoleon himself always had a huge mancrush for Fredrick Hohenzollern