Was Moses retarded?

No the Hebrews at the time were retarded. So God confused them and made them wonder around for 40 years what should have been easy.
He didn't want those particular retards starting His favored nation. He had to wait for their kids to grow up.

Moses didn't exist.
Torah is just a cheap knock-off of older Aryan traditions and Scripture, like the Avesta.

this

you absolute monglet

the Jews were being punished for their idolatry

God divorced them due to idol worship, so he stopped guiding them.

they wandered for 2 years, then god punished them by making them wait until all their boomers had died for the other 38 years at kadesh

He was trying to figure out how to make gold edible and he did it.

Attached: 1528473360163m.jpg (796x1024, 215K)

Attached: 1480728930257.jpg (300x300, 21K)

Attached: 1315769845837s.jpg (126x125, 3K)

It's symbolic and just a story.

The only retards are the people taking it literally.

What about the manna from heaven?

This, y'all need to learn to read a bible

That's delusional, but if it's any consolation you are one great goy

God gave him that in the ark of the covenant in the form of manna

Source?

40 FUCKING YEARS

It was punishment for the golden calf. plus he died a few years into it and another guided them the rest of the way.

Pic related,
seriously though, he did it so the old generation who still remembered the "meatpots of egypt" would die off so that he could lead a new generation that never experienced the stay in egypt.

Attached: 1521707107997.png (500x514, 79K)

>Exodus states that raw manna tasted like wafers that had been made with honey.

sounds pretty tasty desu

So fucking what? So did alexander the great. And they both got their supplies from looting.

That's the edible gold the the Egyptians discovered that Moses was trying to find the temple to talk to God. Gold.

Vibration frequency energy.

Edible Gold...it exist and if he process is a state secret.

God punished them even further when he told mosses to hit the rock once so he could provide water to his people. Moses hit the rock twice instead and god was displeased.

Isn't there a theory that years in the old testament was moons?
40 months is still a long time but slightly more reasonable if they kept getting lost or making little progress

The gold was to be made into more Gold infused bread...instead when Moses came down from the mount....the gold was molded into an abomination.....

his army was preoccupied with raping lolis.

Attached: 1w3z07.jpg (586x425, 58K)

>gold infused bread
?????

not even a kike but you're an ignorant fool
they had to wander the desert since that whole generation fucked things up worshipping the golden calf, they weren't allowed into the kingdom of the jews
if you're gonna use r/atheism memes at least read the source material first

streamable.com/gt93e

Attached: Jesus ┼ 4 U.jpg (400x533, 121K)

They were a egyptian mercenaries who chimped. Moses used the low tide of the Red sea to cross.
After they wandered in the desert for a while they genocided levantine tribes.

still more credible than 6 million.

confirmed /ourguy/

seems about right

Based

scientific interpretations of the Bible concluded that the Jews didn't wander across Sinai peninsula but Arabian peninsula which is quite a bit larger. Stuff like being guided by column of smoke during the day and pillar of light during the night and other biblical occurrences we recognize as various geological/weather patterns all correspond to the Arabian peninsula theory. Similarly, the parting of the sea, the seven plagues, etc. are all various events that can be explained logically using corresponding historical and geological data.

Firstly, they were at war with many of the tribes along the way, like the Amaleks.

Secondly, a mixed group of people left Egypt with Moses and not all of them were on board. See the Golden Calf.

The Bible shouldn't have to be 100% true for you to have faith in it. The ring of truth should be enough for you. Also Moses and the story of Exodus concerns the Jews and not us. All that stuff ended with Jesus.

Being a jew he bought his map for as cheap as possible but since the seller was also a jew he got jewed on the map twice as hard and ended up lost for 5 years

Got immense profits from food and water sales though

MUH DICK

Attached: 1474762108313.png (643x537, 231K)

Attached: KEK9.png (200x203, 98K)

Moses only wanted macaroni faces plates. He found them in jewrussellam

when they camped out each tribe had it's own area with the ark in the middle. At night from above their whole encampment looked like a burning cross,.

Nah, he wanted all the old jews and their values to die, so the children can grow up without any backstabbing tendencies. He failed

Attached: IMG-20180508-WA0001.jpg (700x933, 126K)

I don't understand what's so hard to understand about this.

you jewish guys should seriuosly get your shit together before it is too late for you. europe slowly get more and more muslims. nationalist in europe are pissed because it is israel fault. your tribe give us frankfurt school, communism, world war 2 and refugee crisis. if you think that your refugee gamble will turn europe against muslims and we will die for israel like your american goys, you are retarted.

what are you going to do when france and uk become 30-40 muslim and have nukes. you are doing everythink you can to turn israel to one big death camp. rothschilds will wait in their bunkers. you will not.

Attached: 1527815300849.jpg (2048x1366, 884K)

You realize most people have enough fat stored to travel that distance without eating and with few rations of water? As long as you travel 4 hours when the sun sets and another 4 hours when the sun rises, you can do it pretty easily in the desert with not much resources. 40 years is fucking ridiculous.

i don't know, but he was certainly jewish

There isn't a direct relation to one specific work, but many of the tales in the bible came from oral tradition that had been around for much longer than the written texts. The point is that the bible isn't a completely original work, except in that it arranged the particular oral traditions that it did in the order that it placed them. These were shared in many ways in other religions and texts that shared the same oral traditions.

The 40 years was a nomadic period for the hebrew people where they were a raiding people, they then decided a state was necessary to establish and proceeded to find some decent fuckin land. Dont be a retard its not a 40 year treck its 40 years of wandering thats not even remotely related

Does is actually make sense that an all-knowing/loving/forgiving god would toss out a bunch of simple fools who decided to worship a statue? Why do everyone's gods always have such jealous and vengeful motivations? Aren't those the absolute worst of human traits? Wouldn't godliness eliminate such petty emotions?

The Exodus story never happebed. They were never in Egypt, the whole story is the ancient Holohoax. Oy vey, remember we was slaves in Egypt.

Moses is a myth dumb ass. The Jews invented Yahweh. These are facts. Moses wasn't retarded you are for believing he was real.

Attached: Ambrahamic Myth.jpg (225x224, 10K)

This is a really dumb bible quote.

look into ancient aryan spirituality and you'll see it's all the same stuff in torah (minus the evil).

abcnews.go.com/International/exodus-moses-people-happen/story?id=18068905

They kept seeing mirages of shekels

Even Israeli archaeologists admitted that exodus is a meme

Source?

>Does is actually make sense that an all-knowing/loving/forgiving god would toss out a bunch of simple fools who decided to worship a statue?
he JUST gave them the order to not worship other gods and these dumb kikes turn to a golden calf the first minute they feel a little cold and hungry
spare the rod, spoil the child
God had to punish them otherwise they wouldnt learn (and they still didnt, but thats another story)

The Hebrews - they aren't jews - were a people who worshiped pagan Egyptian gods. See: Mount Sinai Golden Calf.
The 40 years in the desert was enough time to allow the older pagan generation to largely die off and a new, reeducated generation to be the majority. Now they were truly cleansed and ready to serve God.

It's nor retardation. It's genius.

Cant say more.. but look into ron wyatt to know what happend

Which would mean there no real claim on Israel

But if they made it to Arabia they were already past their destination.
>All that stuff ended with Jesus.
So why did he constantly quote it? Why was his entire work based on it?

How does that make any sense? The longer you spend in the desert the worse off your group is going to be. At most it should have taken him 2 months.

Daily reminder that there's no historical evidence that the Exodus ever too place.

THIS. This man knows his history. There is no known historical source which supports the Old Testament/Torah claim that the Egyptians enslaved Jews. All evidence points to the Jews having a mercenary relationship with Egypt, such as the Egyptian Nile-Isle (always wanted to say that) of Elephantine, where Jewish mercenaries employed by Egypt had a post and had even built their own temple to Yahweh.

>2 generations of people lived and died walking through a desert
>christians unironically believe this

Attached: weeb shit.png (738x522, 457K)

You don't see the parallels to flawed human thought processes in this? An all-knowing being would not possess such traits in my opinion. What's that word they always use when a leader desires power and obedience and worship and punishes those who even have the audacity to not even take it really seriously? Megalomania. An omnipotent being should not be a megalomaniac.

No, the Jews were disobedient, doubtful, and whining. Like usual. So the slave generation had to die off before their children could take over Israel. It all had to do with the whiners being discouraged by the 10 spies' report, and their discounting of Joshua and Caleb's report and confidence that God could secure them victory.

Slave mentality is difficult to shake off. So they all had to die off.

Do you trust Ron? I'm a little iffy about him, as a Christian.

Exodus literally did not happen.

Not only that but the "Jews" in Egypt were not "jews" they were the Hyksos, Semitic invaders from the Levant that ruled Egypt as kings before they were kicked out.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1024x768, 185K)

An all knowing being wouldn't punish crime?

Is that your point?

He did it so, the slave generation would die out.
Fucking kek

Considering the average distance a family moved across a generation historically is a few miles yes it’s pretty believable

Exodus literally happened.

The Hyksos went into an undefended Egypt and literally just took it over.

After Egypt had been decimated by the Exodus.

Oh, gee, and they would know, huh.

I wonder how they explain 3500 continuous annual celebrations of the event by their religious folk. You know, the ones that keep records.

They stopped for long periods of time. It wasn't a 40 year forced march, you absolute autist.

Not at all senpai. Show the source that a family directly walking to a specific destination did that.

The translation of 40 'somethings' just means a very long time. Like it rained for 40 days in the Noah story. People didn't really have a big grasp of time back then

...

Back in the hunt for shitposting country of the year, I see.

>An all-knowing being would not possess such traits in my opinion
read that again a couple of times
what makes YOU think you can have any insight whatsoever into the inner working of the mind of an all knowing being? lmao

prove it

>Exodus literally happened.

No it didn't, there is literally zero evidence for hundreds of thousands of people leaving Egypt at any point just as there is no evidence of them living in Sinai or wandering in the desert for decades.

It didn't happen

>The Hyksos went into an undefended Egypt

The Hyksos invaded earlier than the supposed "Exodus" occurrence by centuries. Exodus is just some folk memory that the Semites had of the old days back when they invaded Egypt and were kicked out.

It's a fairy tale.

>After Egypt had been decimated by the Exodus.

Egypt shows no signs of being decimated as Exodus claims, no mass die off of humans or animals, nothing.

Attached: fairy tale.jpg (900x530, 50K)

Literally saying that God should not think he's God.

Unreal the autists on this board. Absolutely unreal.

He was walking to Siberia

Of course, he was inbred.

Attached: ArabInbreeding1.jpg (500x333, 65K)

Everything properly in the bible is true.
That is properly in the bible.
Therefore, that is true.

Did anyone teach you logic? No?

Massive evidence. Ipuper payyrus, chariot wheels under Al Aqaba, Solomon's monument on the other side of Al Aqaba, and of course a step by step explanation of it in the bible.

Celebrated, as I said above, faithfully by people who care about their traditions, annually, for about 3,500 years.

Gee, just a coincidence that you also hate Jews, huh.

>The Hyksos invaded earlier than the supposed "Exodus" occurrence by centuries.

Get with the times dude. Egyptians didn't keep good calendars. Everything was relative to some pharoah in some area of Egypt, and everything that Egyptologists believe about their own timeline is changing to match the bible.