Brit/pol/: North Atlantid Anglo Phenotype Edition

>Mad cunt dies after plane crash-lands in Melbourne
bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44418579

>Susanna Feldman murder: Suspect in German teen's killing arrested in Iraq
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44415537

>The English Question: Can England become optimistic again?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44357001

>£17m Govia Thameslink train vandalised
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-44411995/graffiti-thugs-vandalise-17m-govia-thameslink-train

>A selection of your pictures from across Wales
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44299395

>Rolex-theft moped murder: Man guilty of killing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44415533

>Brexit: Michel Barnier questions Theresa May's 'backstop plan'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44416317

>Sofija Kaczan death: Man charged with killing 100-year-old
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44420379

>Plastic and other waste found in British mussels
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44414056
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>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE
>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
youtu.be/bP1eXWIt-rE?list=PLWHb-MbcZ9kr2bER9oEH8vTaZ8zwUqFTZ
>Kai Murros - The Coming British Civil War
youtube.com/watch?v=sXatIbuW9Hw
>Jon Wedger - London Police Whistleblower on Child Prostitution & Trafficking
youtube.com/watch?v=KiOXvCvfkaY
>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM
>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
youtu.be/Q7Eom6VRFSY

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autism

I look like your pic

What does that make me in terms of genetic makeup? I look pretty much double of that except I have light blue eyes

>inb4 "yeah right"
Seriously, I'm a good looking cunt

But answer the question

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>implying you're better looking than henry cavill
You can't expect anyone to believe that without proof m8. Not asking you to dox yourself, but give us something.

gentlewhispering asmr

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>britpol users

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from whichh video

Are we posting ASMR sluts now?

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the lilcanadiangirl asmr nurse

diana dew

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You mean
>dumb frogposters

Hello.

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you mean tess of the durbervilles
it was me who posted that here lol

No pic but just answer the question

>es.xhamster.com/videos/gibi-asmr-cum-tribute-8969074#mlrelated

WTF! This guy is desicrating the image of our ASMR Queen, Gibi! Disgusting!

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another thread courtesy of judas

Depends on your ancestry. Assuming you're English, you're genetic makeup would probably be Anglo-Saxon crossed with a bit of Celt.

Without a pic I don't believe you though.

probs the standard english mix (western/northern european

why does wanking feel like self harm

Hello Brit/pol/ your resident robot here, life sure is hard being such a shut-in robot.

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I unironically don't wank (and never have). I'm in my early 20s and had girlfriends but never felt the urge.

Is there something wrong with me?

t. mad shill we keep using the link to the video exposing british police

stay mad

the chosen one

>doesn't wank but he's still a wanker
makes me think.

also OC reaction image

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nah you're lucky you didn't have weird classmates in year 6 who told you to yahoo video search 'sex'
never was the same

stupid frogposter

How's it going?

What the fuck is ASMR? Is this yet another /r9cuck/ thing?

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I've tried nofap a few times but it's remarkably difficult.

searching "jugs" on alltheweb for me lmao

its not

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same lad
I think the best bet is just noporn, it's the porn that fucks you up really

it really went wrong when I discovered hentai at age 11
I'll never understand what I found so alluring about it, it just makes me cringe now

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It wouldn't be so bad if I could find a decent woman but they seem awfully scarce.

nofap is a meme but watching porn quite literally makes you a cuck

been saying this since day one

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blimey

yeah I get that
I just wanna hold someone
that frustration leads to wanking
which leads to shame
it never ends

>tfw your high wears off

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Probably not a good idea to compulsively fap though...lessen the fapping a little.

doing anything compulsively is probably not a good idea

Pretty much this. My requirements for a woman are pretty much
>don't be fat
>don't be too annoying
>be at least middle class
>brunette or redhead
That's pretty much it.

>>don't be too annoying

Well you can't expect miracles

>don't be too annoying
and that's where I always hit a roadblock
they always end up pissing me off in some way that they're not even aware of

miss her lads

This is fucking degenerate, get off my general!

FUCKING GO!

Oh look, it is the not white man.

If you just accept that they are women it's not that bad. I just have trouble with thick people and sure someone who can burn water is kind of cute but it gets infuriating pretty fast.

oh look it's the nobody nigga summerfag

>mentally ill lunatic arguing with himself
Fuck off I don't want your Big Issue

>summerfag being really new
w o a h

jej some fucking cunt was standing next to me earlier on and his name was Mohammed Mohammed. First name, Mohammed...... surname, Mohammed.

aite which one of you mongs is on ket ?

>"Big issue please? Big Issue please? Hey, you want big issue?"
There is a paki woman that does this, she is fucking annoying, there is another guy that does it that seems cool though, and he doesn't talk to you if he knows you don't want to be talked too.

the fact that most middle class 'educated' women are progressive liberals really doesn't help this
you'll be chatting and getting along great and then all of a sudden it's 'oh my god the daily mail'

bitchboy

It's icing sugar, pal.

I can actually cope with this though. Women are politically different to men. Also isn't the daily mail mostly read by women?

Yes goy, I'm the shill.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkhX5W7JoWI

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
[YouTube] What does it mean to be English? (embed)
>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
[YouTube] Who were the Anglo-Saxons? (embed)
>Kai Murros - The Coming British Civil War
[YouTube] Kai Murros - The Coming British Civil War (embed)

The random Australian and German news to draw in a bigger crowd as well.

How many times have you collected your sheckles for these?

Just dosed r9k with the old bait and switch, cunts are having panic attacks and their thread's are dead.

Nice.

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what did you say?

>Plastic and other waste found in British mussels
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44414056

Do you choose theses yourself or does your paymaster pick them for you?

I wouldn't worry about it

sure, I think it's more that I'd really not talk politics at all, let alone with a woman, but they always start talking about the Tories or how great Corbyn is
I dunno, I guess I should just be more chilled out about it

ok what did you mean by bait and switch so i can do it

British seafood exports down 1.5%.

And your bots can keep the thread alive all night for maximum exposure?

>Corbyn
the absolute boy!!!!!!!!!

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This is like a foreign jew thread these days.

If you don't want to debate them (weirdly beating women in a debate is actually quite good if you aren't a complete autist about it) just say "I dont talk politics or religion with friends."

I wonder who the paymaster is?

I wonder if you even really know

>I can make you rich.

I can make you famous.

Infamous would probably be a better word

You ready to be famous?

Building quite a long list of info sec dudes on Twitter.

I'm sure one of them would love to make their name breaking this story.

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Ever heard of the Turing test?

>He doesn't sell pressed pills on the dark web
You're missing out big time, NEETs.

yes

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Let me expand briefly:
>He doesn't make 20k a week selling pressed pills on the dark web.
You're missing out on free money. The only way you can get caught is by being stupid or making an error.

how much is a pill presser and how do I get the powder?

What do you look for in a woman lads?
>let's just get big tits out of the way first

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You can buy everything you need from the market. Some people resell drugs they buy from the market and just reupload with a higher price and better reviews (which can be bought too).

Obviously pressed is better return for you. A by product of being paid in cryptocurrency is obviously crypto is volatile, so let's say hypothetically you started January last year... you could have retired for life from a single years work (and many did).

A penis.

>>let's just get big tits out of the way first

Tits have nothing to do with it, its all about the legs.

it makes you a fucking god, idiot. what are you doing on Jow Forums? find a woman you can fuck all day, duh

Is there anything actually wrong with living with your parents if they are affluent enough for you to not be a leech? I don't want to move away from rural Northumberland to a city so that Ngubu can stab me.

Ok that's fair.
>this might actually be the first good leafpost I've ever seen.

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Forgot to mention this before, but...

>youtu.be/3axDVOGGofs

>youtu.be/3axDVOGGofs

>youtu.be/3axDVOGGofs

THREAD THEME

I can't be the only man on earth that pretends to like figure skating just to watch those legs...

>be at least middle class
Why does this matter at all? All women are the same regardless of what social class they come from. I honestly don't care what social class a woman comes form provided she ticks the other boxes. The middle class box seems unnecessary.

I am depress

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What do you lads think of Specsavers new ad?

Why m8? Have a choccy bic

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Get your TV license and watch figure skating, will perk you right up.