Does Jow Forums check phone during sex?

I check sex on my phone. Does that count?

let me find a gf first then I'll come back to report on it

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Why must you leafs larp so hard?

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I do, but I also come to Jow Forums for the same reason I go to the zoo so I don't count as one of you.

>some cunt who clukd divorce me in 10 years
then don't marry a cunt genius

i've checked the phone during sex when my wife was messaging me while i was fucking a tight little girl when i should have been at work

I honestly can’t remember if I had a smartphone or not when I last had sex. Might’ve had one of those Nokia bricks that doubled as a nigger beater.

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It's been six years since I've been a normie

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What if you have sex with your phone? Does that count?

Only to stealth use a fart prank app.

Checked and I know that exact feel, my dude.

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The phone has a camera.
Touch that shit while I have my clothes off and I'll put you in the hospital.

yes

Yeah, I mean I have... but I watch tv during sex and stuff

>Having sex

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Sometimes I watch porn on my phone while getting head.

shit this one always gets me. at least I don't watch porn anymore

>Does Jow Forums check phone during sex?
i wouldn't know.
nobody ever calls me.

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Jesus, I havn't gotten laid in 10 months and I thought I was in rough shape

Me and my girl are pretty respectful, we barely use phone at all when in each other's company. Granted we don't live together, but if you gf is so boring or you just need constant entertainment for some reason you're a huge faggot and need some introspective

>implying 4chinz has sex
Low-effort bait

You’re not missing anything.

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After a couple years you don’t even care anymore, dude.

Is putting a series of images of hot chicks on a slideshow and stick the phone to her forehead checking it?

I don't think I've ever had sex so boring that I checked my phone during it. Wow. I can't even imagine sex that bad.

that you do user, that you do
checked

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Does using the camera count?

If it's a text/etc. then it can wait, but if your phone rings during sex you should at least look over and check it to make sure it's not an important call. Could be family calling with an emergency or something.
I would expect the woman to do the same, it's not like you can't get right back to it if it's an unimportant call.

Or you could set individual ringtones for family members/etc. but I'm too lazy to ever do that.

The last time I was inside of a woman (or anyone) was a number of years equal to my age.

try 21

This. What the fuck? How bad is this pipe yall niggas be layin? Get yall a proper bull and this would never happen to ya bitch again.

Yeah dude. I was having sex with a 12 or 13 year old girl back in 2009 when my mom called.
I like girls younger than that nowadays.

How the fuck am I going to check my phone when I have one b on the d and another b sitting on my face?

did you like that gross adult's asshole and pussy?

Only if I am recording a video while fucking.

If you or your partner is able to check a phone during the act, you're not doing it right.

Come to think of it, I think it's more acceptable to talk about fucking a kid than recording yourself fucking a kid on Cuckchan.The mods are very sensitive about CP.

I am moving to Vietnam.

i don't get how it's possible

I am an incredible fuck. I got no time to check my phone. Sometimes I can even make the woman stop looking at hers for a minute.

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