Be me

>be me
>5'7 90kg bodybuilder/powerlifter
>too afraid of becoming a COP because I wouldn't be able to deal with lanklords and other various larger adult men due to the height difference

>FEMALE cousin is 5'1 45kg
>she applied to become a COP
>shes passed the first few stages


What the fuck? Is she delusional ? or am I just a pussy ass bitch?

I just don't feel comfortable being a COP as a manlet, how the fuck is my cousin not have any fear of doing this?

Being able to bench 180kg or deadlift 275kg isn't going to help me against a criminal that has a fully formed adult male body.

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excessive self-criticism has really crippled the white man

When you think you're less of a man that's what you will be

faggot.

As long as you can shoot niggers and aint afraid of being called a racist the job is yours

>we demand equal pay

>What the fuck? Is she delusional ? or am I just a pussy ass bitch?

White women are the new white men.

you get a taser and a gun rite? the fuck does it matter then?

you're not a fireman, you don't have to be lifting heavy fallen beams off people and carrying them out of a building; not even a trash man lifting 200 pound trashcans to dump them. cops don't need that much brawn.

I know of a womanlet ex-cop. She also broke weight lifting records for her women's weight class though and tackled the shit out of strung out heroin junkies. Like four and a half feet of muscle.

She was like the perfect height to crush someone's scrotum. The only woman who I've seen qualified to be a cop.

Read into the topic of less stringent phys requirements for female police officers in the US. While it also applies to out of shape male officers, female officers were more likely to use their tools (taser, gun, pepper spray), than chase and physically apprehend a perp.

I'd say go for it. The best wrestlers, in my experience, look like manlets but have such a low center of gravity, they pull and take down dudes 2-3 heads taller.

>Rebecca here is your new partner, user I hope you get along well with her
>Chief she's...
>I said I hope you get along well with her, user

this. the gun is the great equalizer and a manlets best friend

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i am so glad we beat the monarch scum that is the uk, austrilia, etc. USA IS NOT YOUR FUCKING ALLY, YOU FUCKING ZOG SUCKING SHITS!

DON'T TREAD ON US

>standing blowjob

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shoot him you bogan cunt, you fuckers deal with all sorts of wild animals and you're telling me that some nigger or drug addict is the scariest thing?

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How can I stop being so self aware though?

I seem to have a self-preservation thats in over-drive. My self-preservation is almost at a wild-animal like level.

I guess being a shut-in hermit does this to your mind.

I avoid large crowds and large gathering areas to avoid potential terrorism.

I wont use public transport in case of being caught on a train having a crazy person on their or terrorist attack.

I always take back paths to avoid heavy traffic areas.

How can I escape this wild animal mindset? How can I become a normie that has no care or worry about their and just walks in the city with their headphones on not ever thinking they could get run down by some person and they wont even be able to react because theyre distracted.


Its hard to escape this wild animal mindset because i feel like I am actually above everyone else in that I am 100% always aware of my surroundings and that normies are like sheep that just walk into their own demise without even thinking

It's not your height that makes you pathetic. There are tons of tough manlets. It's the over compensating fags who roid up into little puffballs that are fucking hilarious.

Stop been a pussy and sign up, you get a fucking gunnright

No, you're right, she is delusional. TV taught her that it's all about ATTITUDE, if you walk in there respecting yourself then others will respect you too, also women totally kick ASS etc etc. Lots of women actually believe that. Her partner will have to do most of the heavy lifting. Years ago I heard a story about a lady cop get her shit kicked in by an out of control nigger, he hit her in the head so hard the roof of her mouth broke and she had to get reconstructive surgery. She musta gone in there with tha wrong attitude!!! (Snaps fingers like a QUEEN.)

Take some sparring classes, particularly in grappling. You will learn quickly that height doesn't mean all that much unless otherwise equally matched (rare on the streets, and much more rare for cops). That said, big guys will not take you as seriously if they're drunk and belligerent, and you may have to be more imposing in other ways. If you aren't sure you can do that, you made the right choice. Your female cousin will have to be even smarter about it than you would have had to. Is she that smart, or has she bought into the whole
>empowered woman
+
>you can be whatever you want
BS?

You can handle them. Close the gap, watch their knees and elbows of they even remember they have them.

t. 6’10” 265 pounds with retard strength

>bodybuilder/powerlifter

If you replace lifting with a martial art you'd probably feel better about your chances of becoming a cop. Even being a manlet, being strong as faurk and knowing a martial art will make you capable of kicking the majority of people's asses.

that dude is taller than the door jamb though, he's fucking huge.

Most doors are 6’8”. Dude is in the 7’2” range.

>op's first day on the job
>chases down some drunken abbo and tackles him into a ditch
>gets bit by two snakes a spider and leg half bitten off by a crocodile

kek

Physical fitness and strength is an advantage, but OC spray and Tasers are great too. No matter how fit you are you're at a disadvantage against people fucked off their head on ice.

Yeah but he's a pussy

>Is she delusional ?
Answered your own question there user.

>5’7”
You’re fucking fine man. Bruce Lee was like 5’8” and he could hold his own with the best of them and then some because had SKILL.
Also, my father was a man of approximately your stature and he rose to become just short of chief of police for my hometown PD and never mentioned his height at all being an issue. If you do become a cop though, get ready for a stupid amount of politics within the department.

Obviously this bothers you a lot. Tell me more

"they are exactly the same." the jew

>Yeah but he's a pussy
How do you know that, his other side might be covered in black blood because he shattered some nog's hard head with one hand.

xanax

also

>5'7" powerlifting 200lbs of muscle
>shut in incapable of riding a bus

choose one

have fun being captain sav-a-nigger

PEELERS MEN, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO WHEN BEEN A POLICE OFFICER WAS RESERVED FOR TOUCH HUGE MEN

those shoes are fucking hideous

This cop is like 7' tall

>not standing paizuri

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you probably want to get started on some martial arts

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The delusion of Leftism requires you see these two in OP as completely and totally EQUAL in every possible way. Pointing to the observable disparity in physical ability is, in Cultural Marxist dogma, necessarily sexist bigotry. Expressing a preference for police to be exclusively comprised of the most physically able (largr, strong men) is, in their eyes, an unforgivable sin that justifies utterly destroying you and your family through doxxing and social ostracization (if not outright physical assault should you dare to speak such ideas in public).

This is the enemy we fight.

Is this is an ancient Egyptian proverb

Your cousin has more confidence in her abilities than you do, ya pussy ass faggot! You let your own insecurities get to you. WEAK!!!!!

>5'1" police officer
lmao this can only happen in disarmed Chuck E Cheese countries like Australia and England. a 5 foot flat tall cop would get pancaked in a hot second here in the USA.

>isn't going to help me against a criminal that has a fully formed adult male body

But it will train you to maintain the mass and strength necessary to overpower them, lift them and would 100% allow you to do more whenever you go to learn MMA or any singular martial art to assist you in becoming a police officer. Really you shouldn't be discouraged just cause you're a small guy, you're plenty stacked if you really are a bodybuilder, you just need to learn MMA and shooting and you're set. (especially the shooting part) there is other relevant training you'll receive as well. Really there isn't any reason for you not to do it.

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>What the fuck? Is she delusional ? or am I just a pussy ass bitch?
Yup

glad to help!

fellow ausfag, australia is in overdrive for recruiting cops to deal with gangmembers and the like, at least if you're a melb fag like me you'll be fine with getting in
even if you're 5'7" you'll still be fine in the force, you only very rarely see action (depending on the area) and even then you have a gun
if you really wanna be prepared then train your running and stamina, learn basically any martial art and be confident with a hand gun

He's ausfalian, shooting doesn't come into it. Their cops wear hi-viz vests and carry runway torches just like the coppos in England.

Copfag here.
you're just a bitch OP.
objective size does matter, real life is not anime. However if you're a city cop backup is a few minutes away and you can avoid most bad shit by having a tactical mindset.
If shit does go down, that's why you have a duty belt with lots of cool tools.

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also it isnt the height part you shouldnt be worried about, it should be getting stabbed by a pack of rabid teenagers
aussie cops carry 9mm guns faggot

>carries a 9mm
>worried about getting stabbed

What the fuck for? Aussie cops are even bigger chumps than I thought if they are walking around a defenseless country nervously watching over their shoulder for the next spatula attack. You're basically a France-status police state if that is really the case.

i want to fuck the bunny

>Being able to bench 180kg or deadlift 275kg isn't going to help me against a criminal that has a fully formed adult male body.
a gun will; you get one for a reason, use it.

100% this. First rule of the manlet meme is you don't fall for the manlet meme, because that's exactly what makes you a manlet.

>What the fuck? Is she delusional ? or am I just a pussy ass bitch?

how tall you are is irrelevant regarding your capacity to fight/defend yourself.
three words:
Jean Claude Van Damme

You can kick lanklords much easier in the nuts, if you are a manlet. Taller they are - harder they fall.

Yes, you are pussy ass bitch.

Haven't you heard that cops always work as a team?

Anyone can bench 180kg when they're 5'7, you only have to move the bar like 3 inches

5'7 is perfectly adequate for what you have to do. you have a billy club, mace, tazers, and a gun. your attitude tells me you probably shouldn't be a cop though. do something you feel confident in

>lanklet logic

I'm a 5'6 133 pound Nordic lanket you'll be fine

Door ways are a pretty standard thing they're all 6'8 so that dude is huge like maybe 6'10 or so

based
op is an absolute fag
sageru
>t. 6 years on the job

>just short of chief of police
user, I..

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I wish this where true. stop selling me power fantasies hans

Sex scene NEXT!

Wow, leaf makes a good post. What is going on here?

zootopia.jpg

When will they learn??

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> that's why you have a duty belt with lots of cool tools.
I’m Batcop

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womanlets get the rope

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listen to this wise kang

keep your distance and if he doesn't listen shoot the tall motherfucker. this is coming from a 6'5
There are other police officers the same height as you but less strong. You'll do good bro.

>be me
>5'7, 90kg (that's ~198 pounds)

Fatlets, when will they learn?

think of it this way, if you wern't a manlet you'd be a pig.

queensland coppers used to be scary as fuck, now I see just as many thots that i could beat the shit out of and I am not a big guy at all.

>implying that woman isn't a danger to the public when most any criminal would be able to disarm her in a close quarters situation

also 2 women cops and a bystander were killed recently because of the very situation i just illustrated

>What the fuck? Is she delusional ? or am I just a pussy ass bitch?

>I just don't feel comfortable being a COP as a manlet, how the fuck is my cousin not have any fear of doing this?

couragelets when will they learn?

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>tfw no petite QT cop GF

>ancient egyptian proverb

Thank you oh wise one.

If you're fighting fair as a cop you're doing it wrong. Your height should not matter.

With what Tits ?

I could stand to lose 10-15kg of fat but I’m going for a comfortable 300kg conventional deadlift and I want to hit that before 2020.

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You are a pussy, it's mostly verbal judo plus you have a fucking utility belt worth of tooling. Take a combative, get banged around a bit during class to know you can take a hit.
That applies to any fight, only fair one is one you lose

>What the fuck? Is she delusional ? or am I just a pussy ass bitch?

Yes

fair point medpack

ANCAP exercising violence on behalf of the State.

How's that cognitive dissonance treating you?

You're quite clearly not a powerlifter or bodybuilder of any kind otherwise you would have so much testosterone that your head would be gassed the fuck up so hard that none of this bullshit would even cross your mind. This is likely a thinly veiled manlet hate thread and judging from your flag that's more likely a bet than I initially thought.

>excessive self-criticism has really crippled the white manlet
fixed it for you

Fight or flight is still a thing. I've had a 6'3 fire team leader that was constantly doing sets on deployment with round stock freeze up before during a mortar attack.

Fair enough.

At 5'7" a strong man would have no issues in law inforcement. You are only a few inches shorter than the average man and with strength and proper technique you could subdue 99.9$ of people...

but you cousin is fucking delusional

lol

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i wan see em fuck

you sound like a mutt
100% your cousin will shout the first loudmouth mother of 3 that she encounters
thanks for helping to kill whites
you fucking nigger

I dont necessarily mean nut shot fighting (though cops get plenty of handy dandy gadgets to use and should use) in OPs case more that if someones being belligerent you hang back and call in friends to help fuck them up

You realize OP is trolling, right?