/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - UNSCRIPTED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/LilKim Impersonators in Singapore 6/8/18
youtu.be/LUDleD6ddQ8
>Pres Trump w/Macron @G7 6/8/18
youtu.be/e6j5-d4QsG0
>Pres Trump w/cuckdeau @G7 6/8/18
youtu.be/XTPnGcXNgtU
>Pres Trump @G7 Meeting 6/8/18
youtu.be/xvmFuyHyjEU
>Pres Trump @G7 Family photo 6/8/18
youtu.be/nLi8PnyftRw
>Pres Trump meets the leafs 6/8/18
youtu.be/QOYb_v2PxAc (pre)
youtu.be/zKW4V40AfJw
>Pres Trump Arrives @G7 Summit 6/8/18
youtu.be/WDpQxry5f_w
>Pres Trump Arrives in Leafland 6/8/18
youtu.be/lki4yNKSSA8
>AF1 Landing in Canada 6/8/18
youtu.be/cYbfLakSFAs
>Pres Trump Departs JBAndrews for G7 Summit 6/8/18
youtu.be/MTY8QFk_Rug
>Pres Trump Statement Upon Departing WH 6/8/18
youtu.be/UlSz1QENfZw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Presser @NATO 6/8/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/606053/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NATO DefMin Meeting 6/8/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/606067/
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson @Faith/Freedom Coalition 6/8/18
c-span.org/video/?446694-4/
>EPAAdmin Pruitt @Faith&Freedom Coalition 6/8/18
c-span.org/video/?446694-101/
>KAC @Faith&Freedom Coalition 6/8/18
youtu.be/RaBxtUA4U4U
>USSOCOM Intl Spec Ops Forces Demonstration 6/8/18
youtu.be/swgn0dfkkuU
>This Week @State 6/8/18
youtu.be/BnVZrAaLfHE
>Pres Trump Presser w/BFF Abe 6/7/18
youtu.be/sz0yNSevBv4
>Pres Trump meets w/BFF Abe 6/7/18
youtu.be/25kSTe1OY1M

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PRESS F FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHERS STUCK IN HILLARY TIMELINE

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Will Trump allow the Rod into the meeting?

PRESS D TO DUNK ON CANADA AND CHINA

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>people often ask me what it's like being the Senate Majority Leader
>the best answer I've been able to come up with is that it's a little like being the groundskeeper at a cemetary
what did he mean by this?

>anyone remember those malox commercials? malox moments? i've had a few of those
did mcturtle just admit he pissed his pants?

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MAGA

Just slow, no bully please. Now that I'm baking the next will be on time.

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AWOOOOOOOO

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F

MAGA
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Last time Dennis Rodman was in North Korea (last June) these were the gifts he brought with him to give to Kim.

>Art of the Deal
>Where's Waldo? The Totally Essential Travel Collection
>Autographed #91 Jerseys (Rodman's number from the Chicago Bulls)
>Two Soap & Body Wash gift bags
>Mermaid Puzzle

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Eh, roosya made this for me, they're libyan but the middle is an African slave.

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not in the meeting. Maybe the photo op tho

Fresh bread

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>Dennis Rodham, Kim Jong Un, and Donald Trump become the three people that save the world
This is definitely an odd timeline.

original because he kind of looked like a wojak

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Will Trump hold a cigar as Worm and Kim smoke one to congratulate ?

because everyone in the senate is old

he's admitting he's old

>where's waldo

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>WHERES WALDO?

What is the rundown on Rodman? Good guy or stockholm syndrome?

i don't like that kim's hand is the dominate one on the coin

S to spit on canada flag

wow the last thread was permanently on page 2
will this one be the same

D
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Make the nigger the awoo

Not in the private meeting, but in the public meet and greet maybe

As crazy as it sounds he genuinely seems to want to bring Kim and NK into the 21st century.

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i lik to fin de waldo

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>What is the rundown on Rodman? Good guy or stockholm syndrome?
Very cool guy, raver type.

>Trump's legacy is going to be Korean reunification and peace in the middle east
>Bush's legacy is Iraq
>Obama's legacy is...

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we will rise again

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Obama's legacy is Trump.

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Good guy but fucked up. He only wants the best for both parties

What a fucking coalition. Who would've thought, when rodman was winning championships with the bulls and crossdressing at book signings, that he would one day be a key player in an international negotiation with a hostile foreign state. Fucking simulation theory seems sane next to this.

I hate niggers and so should you. Goodnight.

maybe if you had better taste you wouldn't be so slow
those are some pretty interesting gifts. why is kim such a basketball fan?

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He's an insecure manlet, giving him token imagery of dominance on a coin plays into his complex and makes him more receptive.

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>Obama's legacy is...

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g i v e
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You can also blame Hillary for that. Without Hillary Clinton Trump wouldn’t have won.

Rodman stole your legacy. Oddly fitting

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This but unironically.

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Holy shit, I've never seen this fat fuck James Corden before. He's worse than Colbert. And he's fucking British on top of it. Who gave this asshole a show?

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mcconnell cancelling the august recess
good: vote in a few more admin officials/judges, pass a [small] bill or two
bad: keeps Trump from making a ton of recess appointments

It would be fair to say ending the recession, though it did cost $8 trillion.

I wonder how the detainees feel about peace with best korea

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It’s obviously psychological tactic. They are showing respect to Kim where he really deserves none. It’s to make him feel more comfortable about end the war with South Korea and actually disarming.

>>KAC @Faith&Freedom Coalition 6/8/18

Beautiful. My thanks for adding this.

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Hillary and Obama made a deal in '08 that she'd get it in '16 in return for not contesting the convention. This manifested as DWS, Donna Brazile, shafting Bernie, etc. It was never going to be anyone else.

I didnt know him around 2 years ago.
>Flipped over one night
>watched maybe 3 minutes
>flipped off

Obama chose her and she destabilized north Africa causing a migrant crisis into Europe.

THE JEWS

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Any one have statistics on white vs jew suicide rates in the US?

henlo /btg/ frens!

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F
Good thing we have the best timeline

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>100% thigh chub
I hate how comfy this place is; makes me feel bad for torturing anons at times

No more niggers in the white house

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watch mcconnel's appearance there
youtube.com/watch?v=gz48gW6S16M
carson is /comfy/ too

>Moon, Kim, Trump, Xi, and Rodman all win the Noble Peace Prize.
What a timeline.

>cheap chinese steel is ruining our domestic industry

>attacks everyone else

why is trump a jew and why should i not declare war of my own on /ptg/?

I'm in bed ready to sleep after a good week. That's not torture, it's dream fuel.

Never understood the appeal or hate of Jordan Peterson, but maybe it's cuz I slave away on After Effects for a living and am not totally plugged into society. Maybe everything has gotten so retarded that normal from 5 years ago is somehow radical now.

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Take off the memeflag, fifty center.

I don’t think Hillary had any clue what she was doing in the past 10 years or so. She was basically just following advice from other people (bad people) it’s now clear that their goal seems to be to create chaos so they can endlessly manage one crisis after another. I honestly think she is now retarded and would’ve let John podesta and huma basically run the country. China would be in the driver’s seat.

hi fren

norway-sama?

He cut off all contact with the family that took him in during his juco days, and they don't strike me as the kind people who wanted to get their hooks into his wallet later on.

Smartest thing Ive heard them say recently was that they fucked up by not letting Hillary win first. Couldve had 8 years of Hilldawg followed by eight of king nigger. The US would've been terminally wrecked

g'evening skellyanne, though I'm not the one to thank decu

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Not to mention he's so fucking fat he's got a giant fucking moose knuckle. I might actually watch this though because Shaq is on. That nigger is funny.

I will. Good to see McConnell working on getting the President's agenda done.

His Carpool Karaoke segments aren't bad, but that's it
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Rewatch the Cruz-Bernie debates, he's an absolute retard. His aura of legitimacy comes from the fact he wasn't publicly dissected and ripped apart like Trump and Hillary were because he wasn't a serious threat. Best case scenario for him would've been flipping PA, but that wouldn't have been enough.

The only Dem candidate that could've possibly shrekt Trump was Webb, but the Communists crucified him before the first debate was even over. Biden would've had solid odds, but he didn't run.

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He got kung fu grip too?

I love this image because its somewhat plausible now

If Rodman is the mediator that brings NK out of the hell it is he very well might. History books writers would try to gloss over Trump as much as possible.

BUY IT WHILE IT'S CHEAP
>BUY IT WHILE IT'S CHEAP
BUY IT WHILE IT'S CHEAP
>BUY IT WHILE IT'S CHEAP
BUY IT WHILE IT'S CHEAP

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so you can make a hate thread faggot?

kys jew lover
this is what you're supporting

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>based trump recognizing (((god's chosen people)))

>chinks wont dump steel in shithole countries and then they ship it to us
You retards can’t think past face value ever

>it's afraid

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Thanks for reminding me that we have a Franxx ep later on

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fren

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HAHAHAHAHA

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He's a stepping stone
You don't move from picture books straight to 800 page novels, you pick up animorphs or some shit. That's what Peterson is, he's a gateway to people discovering shit that (((public education))) doesn't address

Negative

have gud day

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>fucking burgers and fries prevented global nuclear winter

Good evening. Thanks to TrumpOP for the addition.

Gay. That's a cheap ripoff of Fallon's Classroom Instruments.
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Fug

>Webb: "I killed a shitload of Communists in Vietnam."
>literally everyone else present sweats nervously

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t. Rodman

Trump won in every timeline, it was a "timeline synchronization moment", where an event is so powerful across timelines that it happens in all of them.

9/11 and Hitlers death were two others

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