I can't believe this is fucking happening to me. My girlfriend recently started messaging some guy. She said he was a part of her online bird watching group. A couple of times I saw a text from him with kissy faces and confronted her about it, but she just said it was a part of his culture so I let it go. A couple of weeks ago she said she was going to Australia to take pictures of kangaroos and other birds. She just came back today, and she's fucking pregnant. She also said she's leaving me for some Australian guy. She said she loves his accent, and he has a sense of humor unlike me. What the fuck do I do? I'm literally fucking crying and holding a loaded gun to my head as I type this
I can't believe this is fucking happening to me. My girlfriend recently started messaging some guy...
Carter Myers
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Oliver Nguyen
You got cucked by the BAC mate
Aiden Davis
shit happens bro
Jace Scott
Fucking kill yourself you pathetic waste of cum.
Landon Gomez
This board is not a blog about your personal life.
Christopher Scott
ROO'D
Dominic Nguyen
HAHAHAHAHA that was your gf? Bird watching groups is the easiest way to get laid.
Parker Kelly
Samefagging this hard
Jayden Taylor
She was never worth it. Move on. You can do better.
Julian King
I just know you’re an Australian under that meme flag
Dylan Edwards
It was no “guy,” lad. She got ROO’D
Jordan Sanchez
1. Buy a noose
2. Hang it from a tree or something
3. Tie it tight around your neck
4. Kill yourself you tiny-dick ed scum
Jackson Brooks
kek
youve seen the truth, repent my child, come back to us
Hunter Allen
Cameron Myers
>bird watching group
>I fell for this lie
Bullshit. This pasta-tier shit is bad and you should feel bad.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Kill her
Adrian Ortiz
I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN REPUBLICAN
Jose Reyes
Now this is high quality Australian shitposting
Christopher Russell
You dump her and move on
This is a nice experience: it’ll teach to treat women how they should be treat (nicely at face value, then pumped and dumped)
Don’t worry bruh you’ll get your revenge. If some womanizer got in your woman’s panties that easily, then she isn’t the first woman he stole and nor is she the last. He’ll dump her for someone new come next year and you’ll start to see her text you back. This is where the fun begins for you.
Anyways, dont blow your brains out over some woman. After sexbots and artificial wombs, they’ll be sub-human tier anyways, having lost their only value to the world entirely (sex and reproduction)
Play some vidya for now. It took me 6 months to fully forget my ex who did something similar to me, but since I’ve started lifting, I get bitches left and right. It’s all about looks and whether you can make funny comments with these creatures. Pathetic is all they are.
Jordan Cruz
She sounds like a fucking whore. Think of it as a blessing fuck her.
Luis Clark
how can wh*tebois compete?
Austin Carter
We don't need people like you in the universe, you are a failed abortion, a waste of fresh air.
Remove yourself from the genepool you ugly, small-dicked weak white beta cuckold.
Luis Sanchez
Kek
Sebastian Robinson
Trying that hard bro lol
Hudson Johnson
>JIDF failed so hard they are resorting to trying to convince Jow Forums users to an-hero.
Lel
Benjamin Hall
It must hurt being this retarded. MGTOW is your only salvation, user.
Jose Morris
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS I'M ABOUT TO PULL THE TRIGGER
Michael Johnson
Nice fiction, you fucking faggot. Sage slide thread, fuck off.
Chase Collins
Bentley Ward
Camden Davis
Good. Remember, this is the future wh*teboi
Carson Sullivan
pull the trigger
life will never get better
Isaac Davis
nice copypasta and memeflag, ausfag.
Andrew Hall
Faggot
Nathaniel Thompson
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
Jayden Clark
It's just a woman, dude. Time will prove this right.
Joshua Jones
Chill holy shit
Picture a balding pole and a kvetching jew laughing behind their screens as they type this
Adrian Cook
Jason Gray
Feels bad now man but, in reality you dodged a bullet. You will see and understand that in time.
Joseph Powell
Ian Anderson
Nicholas Ross
You will never have a girlfriend or make love again.
Jordan Hall
whats wrong with u