>90% of the country is a literal wasteland >inhabited by weird creatures that should have went extinct 20.000 years ago >literally declared war on ostriches or something >"fought" against axis powers in ww2 >it has never been relevant >no history/culture of any kind >home of the last remaining specimens of homo sapiens >they let them live among ""normal"" people >kangaroo and koala meat is regularly found in supermarkets, as if it was a normal thing >legalized same sex marriage >about to legalize weed >"muh australian shitposter xD"
Someone please nuke this meme country already. The joke has gone too far.
Italy >90% of the country is half african from the great Moor rape >Inhabited by greasy wogs and shit music >"fought" for the allies in WW! and the axis in WW2 but was an absolute embarrassment both times, and couldnt carry their weight >only time it was relevant was 2000 years ago >all culture and importance is from 2000 years ago, literally havent done anything but decline since then >so flooded with migrants that in 10 years it may as well just be part of Africa >they dont do shit about these problems >Italian food is done better by other countries, Italian food in italy is shit >legalises what ever their German loan sharks tell them too >fucking Italian trying to give it the big one
thats right wog boy we stand up for our country, something you will never understand
Isaiah Thomas
It's not worth it.
Jason Martin
It has been, half a dozen times, nobody noticed.
Wyatt Williams
aus/pol/
Brody Cook
and we have been nuked you fucking wop
Wyatt Reed
Kek
Jace Jones
We know, nigger. No country is that bad without getting hit by something, god damn.
Anthony Robinson
As an Italian, you really have no room to speak about the uselessness of other countries.
The last useful contribution you made to the world was being a hilariously shitty axis power, and that only benefitted the jews.
Dominic Peterson
Let's be honest guys, Austrailia is at best useless and at worst a degenerate cesspool. We should just have it be a wildlife reserve across the whole continent
David Cruz
>Why hasn't this shithole been nuked yet?
Why should the US endeavor to radically improve Australia for those ingrates?
Juan Edwards
Most of that stuff is very true, in fact, not only do aboriginal cunts shit up the place, the government money they receive is significantly higher than anyone else's government money. All Australian culture is worthless can confirm. The sheer amount of liberal propaganda shilled everywhere in our media, and within our schools etc, is disgusting. (the whole vote yes thing was vile, once saw someone who stood against it harassed in public by some fat liberals) All youth here is the most toxic degenerate group of subhumans I have ever seen.
Zachary Allen
>All youth here is the most toxic degenerate group of subhumans I have ever seen. t.some virgin who can't get laid at uni
Colton Phillips
Really man? Do you not see the hordes of kids and teens that walk around harassing people? I don't know which state you're in, maybe tasmania is more of a shithole, but every single time I'm out of my house I see disgusting behavior. Ive had kids come up to me on multiple occasions asking for money, and when I tell them no, they scream greedy cunt and walk off. I've seen multiple people under 18 get arrested, and police constantly have to patrol around after schools out.
Wyatt Butler
>he thinks replying to a goddamn thread on a chinese frogbreeding forum means "standing up" for his country
>Ive had kids come up to me on multiple occasions asking for money strewth mate what kinda weak cunt are you?
Alexander Fisher
This is where we are going to relocate the jewish state so that we don't have to spend all this money defending them anymore.
Michael Gonzalez
You know, it took me a while to notice, but now that I'm not a feely college kid anymore, niggers and other difters and misfits rarely ask me for money anymore. And the ones that do I usually chuckle at them and then they start chuckling, too.
Chase Carter
Geez you are a genius. We need a draft. Israel and Aussies trade out. Eliminate dual citizenship, Hollywierd, Fed reserve banking, Wall street in USA. All six garillion living victims move to safe ethno "semitic" as they say...state. You are smart
Australia is a beautiful place with vast green and fertile stretches of land, it's possible to be in places that are as vast as oceans only they're fields of wheat further than the eye can see. Mostly uninhabited the people in this place enjoy the open spaces and unpolluted wildernesses that have been lost all over the world with every imaginable climate zone from cold temperate to Mediterranean and through to full tropical.
Kikes are strong believers of holding onto their ancestral lands, if only to prove a point about ownership or some shit, they wouldn't want to leave for straya, we really have nothing worth trying to gobble up on a large scale, just a natural beauty which can't be monetised.
Elijah Thomas
We were nuked you stupid wop. There's now a nuclear wasteland around a place called Emu Fields and a place called Maralinga. We gave the place back to the abbos a few years ago.
Robert King
Can't nuke something that doesn't exist.
Jaxson Brown
I agree a lot of Australia is very beautiful but god damn everything is so itchy.. it ruins it.
>only time it was relevant was 2000 years ago >what is the renaissance
James Perez
>italian commenting on another country's contribution to the second world war
Kek
Isaac Cooper
Isn’t something like 90% of your country so arid that a day after a nuke you wouldn’t be able to tell there was a nuke? Wouldn’t nuking you just be a waste of good nukes?
Owen Peterson
Australia has the best bants and festival sluts man
Hunter Bennett
>nuking nothing If any of our major city's got a nuke we would thank you
Jaxson Baker
>petrol is a national dish
Ayden Mitchell
Do us a favour Luigi and give one of these guys a greasy cuddle.
What the fuck, that thing has a bigger ass than your mum!
Sebastian Adams
>changing teams in WWII for the fear of losing
Adam Anderson
At least his mum's ass doesn't leak spider puss when you're crushing it.
James Roberts
You’re right I forgot. Remember how in the 80s when they were evacuating the test sites they tracked down those aboriginal women in the desert who’d never seen white folk before?
Nathan Long
Yeah, only 10% of the country is considered inhabitable. You burgers wouldn't want to nuke us anyway, we're the ones who supply you with uranium, that would be biting the hand helping you have the ability to bite the rest of the world.
Jason Campbell
t. koala
I can't, since I don't live in a fucking jungle lmao
Justin Evans
>so flooded with migrants that in 10 years it may as well just be part of Africa Landings have decreased, thank god. What about your migrants, Chang?
Blake Davis
Luigi here's just mad that we decided we would patrol our borders and not let the boat people in. It's a lot harder to get them out than stop 'em in their tracks, ey?
Liam Barnes
200,000 plus per year into an economy based on selling brick veneer houses to each other.
Josiah Cook
That's rich coming from someone who eats koalas and lives among homo sapiens since he was born. The jew won't send you any migrants because you're such a useless shithole that they don't consider you a threat.
Gabriel Richardson
Fuck off wog, although the good hard working immigrant type of wog.
Ayden Mitchell
>The jews won't send you any migrants... And that's a good thing Stay mad 'cus muhammad, spaghettio
the chinese won't allow it. it'll be chink controlled within 20 years.
Brody Wright
Weed ain't about to be legalised, and even if it did I don't need to turn to drugs or escapism to be happy. You on the other hand... I'd imagine you'd be feeling pretty enriched atm. We know about the Nigerian rapes and murders.
Oz is like little USA bro, so don't fuck with them or we'll wreck ya.
Jace Johnson
fpbp
Charles Cruz
Chill out toporagno
Brayden Ward
That's not the only thing they have to worry about, they are next >"In fact, in the 1930s, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini planted thousands of eucalyptus trees in the marshes around Rome as part of an attempt..."
