Ignoring the variable of intelligence, all libs display the qualities of being naive, gullible, and emotional. Perfect targets for cheap scams or bait & switch schemes, pic related.
That's why they're so resentful of corporatism in the first place, they keep allowing themselves to get jipped time and time again while those with some measure of self-dependency learn quickly from negative experiences.
How do I take advantage of this without going to jail? I can code, plz give me million dollar app idea or at least something that will generate maximum butthurt.
import cheap chinese goods, label them homemade organic carbon neutral, or also you can take garbage and use it to make quick little useless shit like candle holders, wallets, etc
then sell it as "homemade crafted stuff made from enviromentaly friendly materials, by single feminist mothers"
sell each piece at $20 -$50
no matter what that good is, this always applies
Jackson Campbell
Offer MEME classes, teach them the Left can MEME. (of course not true)
>Two man team >Go to a rally or a counter protest >Start a fight with someone >Have razor blade hidden in hand >Get punched in face (Hard), Go down and cut yourself just above the scalp (No pain, No gain) >Have second man take tons of pics >Set up twitter/facebook/gofundme >$$$Profit$$$
Should set up everything before hand so you can have it all up and running the day of. No one will care two weeks from now. >pic Just like this nigger below he got $160,000 for a small cut on the head.
Something like this is actually pretty good. Or go to sams club, buy stuff in bulk you can sell at a farmers market, & relabel it all "whole food organic".
Jonathan Hall
Fake/stage a hate crime and start a patreon. If you can get some media attention you'll get more money, but you'll probably need to get some actual nigs in on the scam for it to be believable. If you confine it to reddit you might be able to get by with just some stolen pictures of random black people.
More generally, just dream up ways to facilitate virtue signaling via sending you cash. All of social media is a competition over who is the most Woke, and conspicuously pissing away money on feelgood nonsense is a great way for idiots to win that fight.
Benjamin Morales
>10% of the purchase price will go to womens right advocacy groups
set up feminist charity donate to yourself mark up 200% for being proggressive
Write some stupid shit on them that will make them a walking meme like "BAN PROFITS!"
Juan Hill
I used to do canvassing in the US for environmental issues. Would take in about 200-300$ a day in donations (all cash). I was doing it as an employee, but all I had was a clipboard.
Just get a clipboard, some speech about fighting a fake anti-environmental program of Trump and go around and collect money. Order some of those credit card receipt things online, you might be able to get some retarded fag to give you their full credit card details (and you know their address) then order digital gift cards on a burner sim card.
A comfy place to relax/study with overpriced bakery/drinks
Alternatively gofundme or other sad charity sites
Dominic Harris
>Start Socialist Burnie support site >take donations
Jason Rodriguez
OP here, I've been prototyping a social media bot that uses Natural Language Processing to identify "shit liberals say" on social media and respond with some kind of TRIGGERING statement addressing their primary point (the NLP intent).
I've tested it on Reddit where it's really easy to spin up bots and there's no limit to the number you can make so I can use different aliases. Twitter wouldn't be much harder since 60% of tweets on the platform are already automated.
My shitty unconvincing bot gets hundreds of replies a day by posting generic responses to topics such as kneeling, illegal immigration, black crime, and affirmative action. I've yet to add more because I have manually tweak the intent recognition for each topic. I then have to stock up responses for each with cookie cutter arguments I copy/pasted off Jow Forums and Jow Forumsthe_donald, mostly just including stats and links.
I get Hundreds of replies filled with palpable rage and tears, some thousands of words long. I know I'm wasting a lot of people's time and effort, brings me joy even to know how little effort it took to damage their performance at work or school thinking about my triggering comments all day.
If only there were some way to monetize liberal man-hours wasted talking to a bot. I feel like it's a service conservatives would pay for just to laugh at the responses to a bot that they "sponsor" and even write responses for. You would also get a tally of for how words/hours were wasted and maybe I could use sentiment analysis to generate a "butthurt co-efficient" for your bot. Maybe a a global scoreboard where users can rack up "liberal tears" as a point system.
It would basically be their delusions of Russian Bots incarnate. Would you guys pay for this?
Start a GoFundMe page to have your very underage kid get a sex change operation. They would pounce all over that & not even bat an eye.
Xavier Jones
Obviously taking donations under false accounts is a felony and stupid.
You are supposed to make it look legit. Collect money for your NGO for teaching/feeding homeless african/indian children or to help poor victims of prostitution
Ethan Ramirez
post screenshots
Jacob Robinson
Blessed Quint Check Kek agrees with this concept
Liam Martinez
social-preneurs. They like fund raising, raising awareness, virtue signalling type things to throw their money at, or humble bragging tom tom shoes.
>Provide a product or service of value. faggouette
Nathan Flores
What's the name of the bot plz
Asher Sullivan
I love you
Nolan Fisher
This
My company sells these kind of products on Alibaba, and they ARE made from natural ingredients, but usually quality would be worse than synthetic materials.
What libtards don't understand is that biodegradable materials DEGRADE, making for a shitty undurable product.
