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Julian Gonzalez
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Juan Fisher
it'd be hilarious if Macron accidentally broke his hand and see Trump spin it
Brody Stewart
>When America is "literally" being made great again before your very eyes, and you see the kinds of people that are upset by it.
Nathan Phillips
>When you're so thoroughly beaten that the French president not knowing how to properly shake a hand is the highlight of your political ideologies' month
Andrew Roberts
Really hard hitting 'journalism' there user. Enjoy your acid baths.
Wyatt Sullivan
What does 45 mean?
Jayden Turner
The French can't even protect their own people. The only thing they're beating are their dicks while Mohammed has his way with their women.
Kevin Gomez
He’s the 45th president
Henry Rodriguez
45th president. its le resistances way to refer to Trump without naming him.
Luke Carter
Because the only books they've ever read are Harry Potter and they think he's Voldemort and they're Dumbledores army. Except Dumbledores army are sucking Dementor dick for news articles.
Jacob Johnson
Shit thread.
Trump began this shit when shaking hands like a madman. Even Trudeau did a strong handshake to Trump.
Elijah Barnes
Could also be a sun burn on trump’s skin... but that is not a edgy liberal fantastical daydream
Ryan Ortiz
>things I wish were real
Jaxson White
I wish this was real....
Adam Harris
Don't project your last night with Tyrone
Evan Baker
I personally enjoy the nuclear arms race for handshake power. I can't wait for the cybernetic augmentation phase.
Camden Edwards
>The French can't even protect their own people.
Absolutely, but Americans are really good at protecting their own people. This society is a model for us. :^)
John Taylor
This board is for discussions of news, world events, political issues and other related topics.
Nobody gives a single fuck about who shakes it the harder.
Jeremiah Miller
lool thats not even html editing, its a shit paint shoop.
Wyatt Howard
It's not projecting when I'm talking about something that's happening in your country. America has it's own nigger problems, sure, but you're bleeding out of an artery at the moment with no end in sight.
Brayden Cook
We are good at protecting our own people. We have the strongest military in the world. Also, haven't you heard the news? Police shoot blacks on sight. America is being made great.
Isaac Brown
Does this mean that hillary gets to be president?
Jack Taylor
When you shake someone's hand, it's supposed to be firm, but not squeezing their hand as tight as you can like a retard
Landon Sanchez
But these stupid faggot Lefties like assaulting people and getting away with it so...
Tyler Carter
I could have done the same to either of my grandfathers when I was 15.
Either of them would easily have ripped Macron's guts out in their prime.
And in fact, while one did his WWII in the Pacific, my father's father had to save your shithead country from the war it started.
Yes, France and the UK insisted on war with Germany.
We chose the wrong side.
Samuel Reyes
Well known people grip their hands when in pain. Mental or physical.
Brayden Johnson
Could this be one of Trump's theme songs for the NWO?
Alexander Scott
BWAHAHAHA
>Trump goes in for his ledgendary handshake
>Macron the cuck squeezes as hard as he can
>Trump shrugs it off, has the stronger handshake anyway
>Goes on like nothing happened with a big smile on his face
FRANCE KEKS BTFO
Brayden Ross
the only reason these are only so funny is because you know he could have actually said this stuff
fucking amazing
Mason Morales
Trump is tan so you can just press on your skin and leave a white mark for 2 or 3 seconds. Find any red skin on your body and try. This photo was taken the instant after the handshake and hardly means that Trump's hand was roughly squeezed. People making a deal out of nothing as usual.
Colton Adams
>he shook his hand so hard!!
so this is the power of france
Noah Morales
Michael Jordan. Both are goat
Jeremiah Cox
>We chose the wrong side.
What a great take from a great patriot. Don't forget to Heil Hitler. :^)
Mason Butler
The number of mandatory Israeli dicks the president is required to suck per day.
John Kelly
Looks to me like the imprint of a surrender flag.
William Rodriguez
>am I alpha yet? honhonhonhon!
this manlet is a caircature...
Luis Scott
Excuse me?! How dare you impugn the honor of the hallowed presstitute whores?! Outrageous!
Anthony Cook
You choose to come, nobody forced you. Also I like the "we saved you", like we would brag everytime about how we helped you get your independance...
See
Robert Brooks
>tfw 5ft8 is manlet in America
Oliver Perry
Oh your poor butt feefees...lulzing
Parker Ramirez
It was Trump's responsibility to anticipate and aim for the grasp of his handshake. There is no excuse for this faggotry, Macron actually got him this time.
Luis Cruz
>You're doomed, doomed!
Tell me more, user. While you're at it, list two western countries that had a nigger for a leader. The US, and.. one more. Just one, user. I know you can do it, buddy. I believe in you, Mr Mutt.
Jack Brooks
SAD!
Evan Martinez
>Says the amerimutt
Sebastian Jones
great work corinne
Hudson Reed
Japan's PM Abe is pretty based!
Robert Ortiz
nah it's normal when you include indios and changs. the average white male height is probably around 5"10/177 cm
Aaron Gutierrez
from a Japanese Magazine, also based (this is real)
Justin Hughes
5ft8 would fit in with the Mexicans actually. Standing in line at the DMV or SS office as a white man makes you feel like a giant.
Adam Wood
NPR really really be a Jericho. Hell they should all be Jerichos except for NHK.
Levi Williams
Average height in France is 5ft9
Bentley Edwards
>t. Mohammed
Isaiah Williams
Wish it was real
Nathaniel Johnson
>implying I'm not a Jew
Lucas King
God job, you left a mark on a 71 year old man's hand
Nathan Reyes
Trudeau fucked his daughter in front of him
Macron broke all the bones in his hand
Drumpf utterly BTFO. Say it with me:
MADAM
PRESIDENT
Jordan Cooper
macron had to grip tight because of the spraytan
Hudson Perry
yeah but how much of that is algerians, arabs etc. bringing down the average?
Jacob Bennett
This time he will be impeached. You guys finally got him ! Good job
Brody Sanders
Isaac Campbell
> they honest-to-god think he's Voldemort
Hudson Ramirez
Is this what Paris looks like now (for some reason I imagined more white flags to be flying)?
Lincoln Ramirez
So do you think she will die or go on trial first?
Henry Cruz
isnt he old and thats normal for old people if they are touched? i mean... the man is 71
Asher Adams
We have 8 million Arabs in France out of 67 million French. 90% of them come from Algeria. The average height in Algeria is 5f7.
Bentley Phillips
>Hillary can still win if someone shakes Drumpf's hand vigorously enough
Connor Stewart
Don't forget, Trudeau's dream team Happily Ever NAFTA is going to hammer the trade deals even more in their favor & crush the US. They are the bestest team in Canadian history!
Joseph Gutierrez
It's an illegal migrant camp after police evacuation.
Jacob Nelson
Jaxson Barnes
Fucking hell it looks like a post nuclear wasteland.
Daniel Turner
drumpf blown the H*CK out!!
Joshua Rivera
Cuffs, you fucking retard.
Aiden Bennett
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR???!! IMPEACH DROMFULD DUMP
Dylan Walker
how can you "anticipate" more pressure from someones hand
are you retarded
Eli Moore
It looks more like the police evacuated the city. How much damage was done on May Day? Why do you have to cancels you auto races? Oh that's right, all those homeless people living in the streets making your country 'more diverse'
"We could stand here like the French or we could do something about it"
Marge Simpson
Carter Howard
I have a skin condition called dermagraphism. If I shake hands with a old granny with a weak grip it leaves a mark on my hand.
This is literally 2scops3.0
Aaron Martinez
Still better than america.
Grayson Hall
People who shake hands super hard automatically earn my ire. It's fucking stupid. I shake hands just enough that it's firm not limp but not enough to crush the other persons hand. I've had people shake my hand super hard before and I immediately stopped all dealings with them. It shows a deep psychological inferiority complex.
Jaxon Brown
Dylan Rogers
>he smelled like spoiled cheese
Don't know why this tickled me. Fuck I wish this was real
Isaac Moore
this is obviously an abandoned industrial complex, the webm of paris is obviously areas where people still reside.. sad!
Chase Cruz
45th non UK daddy
Connor Flores
Mason James
That's a long abandoned section of Detroit. The video you replied to is fucking Paris
Andrew Smith
Ayden Russell
Yep, another democrat run city right there. The top 12 cities in America for crime &, poverty are all run by democrats for decades. (Democrats are much like your leader Macron and his butt boy club in the EU)
Jaxon Lewis
I like Macron
He's the kind of man who leaves an impression.
Xavier Watson
macron is just mad about being punked the first time with that jerk move trump likes to pull
it's like when the left gets mad over a spicy new meme deployed against them and tries to fire it back... doesn't work. he got cucked, now he's forever the weak handshake cuck.
Charles Hernandez
If I didn't like puns so much I would make fun of you leaf. Well done.
Elijah Cruz
shit thats nuthin a white whore got her uterus so badly pummeled by nigger cock that she gave birth to a walking bruised looking turd beast known as obama...
Luke Price
It is an american town actually. In Paris it was an illegal immigration camp that was removed.
Jack Lee
Saging for obvious cuck slide thread
Dylan Nguyen
your whole country is an illegal immigration camp!
native french are declining in numbers.
>inb4 canada is teh same
im not native canadian and i dont believe a canadian nation exists!
sad
Jacob Rivera
Oh I don't like Macron aka Rothschild pawn or even Paris, just that it's easy to cherrypick.
You're what then? Chang?
Isaac Wilson
>illegal migrant camp
>illegal
NO MAN IS ILLEGAL, PHILLIPE.
Ian Gonzalez
>Federal PM caring about provincial politics
It don’t work that way here.
Benjamin Campbell
Shiet that's deep...
Kevin Richardson
>You're what then? Chang?
nah
100% balkan
>inb4 balkans are nonwhite
we dont want to be those cucks
Asher Sullivan
I thought Macron was /ourguy/? What he do lately that changed that?
Nathaniel Morales
No one really refers to Obama as 44 but it's not that unusual to see the Bush's referred to as 41 and 43 rather than H.W. Bush and W. Bush respectively.