QandA: Unbelievabill Edition

>it's a Bill ignores the question and goes on a rant about his talking points

Boomer talks

Yeah

Producer cut him off

> it's a Bill sucks everyones cock and shovels shit uphill with meaningless truisms and double speak.

CLAPPING (on cue from cue cards)

>smart jobs
what did he mean by this?

train apprentices and stop importing people to do them...
stopping foreign political investment...
corruption commission...
i... i... is Shorten our guy?
nah...

much prefer this old bingo card tßh

>I'll drop the price of houses $100k

did he just imply that?

>negative gearing shills
Fuck off

social housing...
oh God...

Where is everyone tonight? Too hung over from the long weekend?

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No u

Plz no bully me young man

Threads ded m8
No bants at all tonite

so Shorten won't change a thing with foreign purchases of residential property

I detect the mildest autism from Bill every time he's interviewed.

There's a disconnect between his brain and his mouth and what he hears.

That's what it sounded like

aka: comfy thread

I used to live next to him...
and I know for a fact that the majority of the population of Moonee Ponds oppose the development of apartments...

here's the updated BINGO.
let me know if i've missed anything... or added one too many crosses...

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God no he won't.

No one will
They all have yellow fever

same. I dunno where he got this one from, its ugly

>I did what Eminem did in 8 mile for 30 years

AAAAAHH SO CHEEZY

I used to go to school with his son and I'm pretty sure his son is autistic although he is literally his wife's son from her previous marriage so take it with a grain of salt.

too cheesy for me, gnite lads

Did you ever ask him how big his dad’s cock was?

Holden only had like 1 fucken plant

Gnite qanda lady

I hate that Labor has a policy of saying "giving to" in reference to minimising or removing taxes.

So... Giving = not taking

>I was in medical trials

Wew Lady

Based toothless man
*Dabs*

Yeah. It shows eh?

They obviously haven't tested the weight loss pill on her yet

My brother got a chefs apprenticeship and manages a McDonald’s
My dad is not proud

She’s going to be back on
Better switch to widescreen

cut caps on university numbers...
oh joy just what this country needs. more foreign exchange students who become 'naturalised' citizens...
is that the right term?

CMAX gives good cash in Adelaide. Very popular with students if you're after a quick couple of grand

What do they test?

Adelaide is white as fuck. All I've seen is a wog.

He's doing better than Turnbull so far. Turnbull managed to come off defensive and passive aggressive the entire show, while Shorten is still his awkward, uncomfortable self, but he's largely sympathising with the questioners.

lots of stuff, mate of mine got a stoma put in that filled his lower intestine with dyed fat to check on body function. This was back in 2005 or so. Scored $20,000 in 3 months. Med research is one of the genuine industries that's Adelaide at least still has going on.

>FEMINIZED WORKFORCES

I thought he was about to end his career for a second there.

There you have it in that last tweet. Reffos. Those types need to severely fuck off. Focus on Australians.

Feminized workforces are bad for the economy because of the gender wage gap

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>Jow Forums is triggered by words that don't mean what they sound like
I'm shocked

Ayoo look at buddy here...

what was the tweet? I'm working right now, so I don't look at the screen much

we cant incwease the went

I don't even think he knows what he's saying.

It's just a string of cliche sayings and SJW mottos mumbled.

What a fat commie poofter
Never drunk a coopers in his dick sucking life

thread started late.
plus who in all honesty would want to watch this?

lowkey reckon this guy might has autism

pinkos and crypto pinkos

> hmmm ... sometimes
CATFIGHT between Bill and Tony.

Just some retard saying Shorten is bad on reffos.

"Yup ... I like to suck dick."

ancaps btfo

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pwease stop pwivatising /pow/

'i west my case'

what the fuck is a reffo

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Anyone with a very twisted sense of humor, like us.

He's doing pretty alright honestly

referendum?
so masochists?

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reffos are referees. It's about coming down hard on the terrible refereeing decisions in this seasons NRL.

Ozkek on fire tonight.

"I'm a victim ... Now clap for me"

CLAPPING TIME

No we don't care enough about boomers to do this.

>

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underrated and true

>so masochists
Essentially, yes.

I have to say bill is doing a different thing this time around.
It's less focus group and more relevant info.

Refugees.

Don't fall for the act.

Ho Ho Ho. Noo Wubba Jubba Han Solo.

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5 minutes ago: Nursing homes are feminised.
Now: Nursing homes are mismanaged and abusive.

Women BTFO

I want euthanasia. Fuck going to a home.

Ok IPA shill

> it's more Bill sucking the audiences cock

I shill for no one, cunt.

You should be able to live independently and with dignity.

Lmao she's like from 1984. So Aussie.

You guys would fuck her.

rekt shorten

Is this Jacqui Lambie??

I'm glad it didn't work. Our pollies are so easy to buy that I'd imagine we'd be fully under Chinese rule by now if it had passed.

what tumblr buzzwords did you hear?
Entertainer?
Hipster Glasses?
"...Should be Banned?"
All Men's Fault?

It's Lacqui Jambie

> I want euthanasia
... for Bill Shorten

fyi Ceduna is full of Coons. No shit, it is more full of coons than Alice Springs.

Could do it if reduce immigration. But the privilege would be abused.