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>mess with bear
>asking for trouble

>leave beaver alone
>he causes trouble
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An ally can turn. You're gonna find that out.

True. But this one doesn't make sense. Why fuck Canada over? They're an Anglo-bro.

Sure if the beaver was a rare merchant

fuck off russia

retarded libtard post is retarded

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Trudeau is a Quebec Federalist, there's a reason he feels there is no Canadian identity

t. dog-killer

Bear is good doge
youtu.be/t77jLTdJZ04

Beavers on the other hand are vermin.

I also love hoe all arguments in favor of canada are "pls no bully we weak cucks its not fair!"

Canada has an extremely good long term hard power potential in the future. Canada is one of the few countries where global climate change warming is a GOOD thing, melting untold millions of acres of permafrost. Canada also has about 25-30% of the global fresh water supply, something increasingly powerful as historic lakes, summits, and rivers dry up. Canada actually does have a decently capable military, fully able to defend their territory, and being essentially invasion proof due to the terrain, and because so many Canadians own firearms. Lastly, Canada is extremely wealthy, hording more than enough rare metals, oil, natural resources and banks, to if they absolutely had to, Autarky would be possible. One of a handful of countries where this is possible, chiefly Russia and then America.

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>Canada actually does have a decently capable military.

The NYPD is larger than the entire canadian army.

>We should attack the bear, we'll definitely win
>You can't start a trade war with that beaver, he'll kick our asses!

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>Canada actually does have a decently capable military

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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Sage all flaggot threads

Is it ironic that beavers dump lumber on your property?

why do american political cartoons label everything? this could have been way better and more subtle if they removed the 'russia' and the 'leaf'. Only someone with the most basic cultural knowledge and above would get it.

Citation needed.

Dont need it. If so desired, we could easily arm ourselves with nukes.

Trudeau's NAFTA negotiating team (pic related) has been dicking around screeching about transsexual rights and Muslim refugees and basically has refused to cut a deal or budge an inch. They deserve ruthless bullying and an end to NAFTA. America can do whatever the fuck it wants and Canada, Mexico, and the EU should be forced to stop pretending we cant

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And before you even bring up the absolute trite topic of annexing us, either put up or shut up. End of story.

Beavers are more of an environmental threat that bears ever were. Beavers systematically fuck up pond feeds on ranch and farming land and are huge nuisances. Bears just...walk around in the woods.

WHAT NUKES NIGGA

YOU'RE BROKE
AHAHAHAHA

YOU SOLD ALL OF YOUR GOLD IDIOT

AHAHAHAHAHA

YOUR MONEY IS LITERALLY MONOPOLY

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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american political cartoons are always bottom of the barrel trash made for 85 IQ proles

It seems everything is going according to plan.

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You honestly think that a country that borders the most war happy country in all of human existance vould develop nukes un molested to be used in aggression against that country?

Canadians are fucking dillusional

Canada is fucking annoying. Just LOOK at those people. Short, wimpy, dumb.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Army
>43,000 (23,000 regular force, 17,000 reserve forces, 5000 rangers, 3,000 civilians)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Police_Department
>Police officers 40,000
>Non-officers 15,304

The security threat is not canadia but rather the decades-old blood-sucking trade and tariff imbalance.
But then you knew that, didn't you buddy?

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But Bears can smell when women menstruate!
THOT's can attract bears.

Again, if you can do it, do it. Nothing more pathetic than boasting about your military prowess and not doing a damn thing.

I would try to be friends with the bear for my own safety. I could take or leave the bear without caring much

especially east coast bears that are so docile and semi domesticated from camper food that you can practically hug it and it'll just lick you

Ouch, that's gotta sting

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Your military has a total of 43000 members, thats including reserves, rangers, and civid

The NYPD is 51000 members strong

Kys

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One is a shadow of its former self, having issues with its economy after power plays and despite its military strength has short arms and has deep issues with power projection, something the western powers have checked for the last 20 some years.

The other is a dead nation bordering the United States with a lack of regard to national sovereignty, respect to citizens, and a general disregard for the nuance of proper urban or national security, something that the United States has carried them on since 1945.

Fuck. Off.

Id rather let yoy wait in the hell you created yourself than kill you, death would be mercy at this point

Also
>you dont use your military

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Libturds have become neocons. War with Russia is their wet dream because the Ruskies abandoned Communism and became a politically incorrect nationalist state.

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Even red Indians?

top fucking kek

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Put up or shut up.

I agree with Trump. We are a national security risk. Look at who weed man is letting into the country. The Canada-United States border is the longest and largest undefended boarder in the world. Steps need to be taken to make sure that terrorists and criminals can not move freely into Canada and simply walk across the border into the USA.

Also a link to an archives thread if you want to see a based pollack take on and murder every leaf on pol

Who would you want as a friend?

>russia = bear
>fierce strong territorial
>will let you know when he is not comfortable with your presence or actions
>formidable foe

>canada = beaver
>annoying cowardly deceitful
>will sneak around building dams and unknowingly destroying very well balanced eco systems out of its own stupidity
>stupid nuisance

I don't think of beavers when I think of Canada. There's beavers everywhere. Why not use the moose?

Typical short sighted liberal, keep your enemies close. Why the fuck would we want to be enemies with a dominant super power , the reason Canada is dangerous is because its silently internally destroying the west like a fucking black death cancer by allowing idiot liberals like yourself run it into the ground with stupid pronoun and bathroom laws setting precedents for other idiots to follow and fall like dominoes

Your country is way too far gone to ever want to annex you, but we certainly could if we wanted to.

India

Superpower by 2020 sirs

Criminally underrated. Have a (you)

You joke, but Somali immigrants are moving into Canada from Minnesota
Enjoy!

The only real enemies are the neoliberal globalist and their leftist allies.

Canada
>embraces homos
Russia
>homos illegal

Trump made the right decision

Putting your mongol nose where it doesn't belong to. Chill and go sauna, you drunk fuck

Being gay is legal in Russia. They banned gay parades and shit

I didn't think he was joking.

I would trust a bear fighting besides me, than a beaver. Atleast the bear is big and scary. If you have a beaver... well you are a faggot. Like "Do you want this Charizard? Or the Magikarp? I mean, Magikarp is a water type!" Fucking idiot. Stop posting this thread.

drink nigger piss

Hello

Beavers aren't native to most of the US and spreading them around would cause ecological problems. Bears are naturally everywhere and they make great mounts if fantasy settings

>Beavers arent native to most of the us
what? before the fur trade there were shit loads of beavers all over north america, like 10x the current pop.

underrated edit

Daily shit post by a a Male op who enjoys other males penises deep inside him

Russia didn’t burn down our Capitol

Bear is friend, take it back, take it all back and give them NOTHING!

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best!

fags and trannies

HA! Oh canada, you need to just give it up, your government isnt even your own anymore, its run by them, but you knew that already Im sure.

Strong domestic steel production is needed in case of war. This makes it a matter of national security.

would rather have the bear as a friend, frankly.