>Go swimming in a river.
>Feel cleaner than I have in ages.
>Hair is full and pliable -- if I wish I need only my hands to style it.
>Skin is perfectly moisturized, clean, and glowing.
>The ACNE that occasionally bedevils me, softens and fades.
>I feel clean, not just in my body, but my mind and my spirit.
>Come home.
>Take a shower later that night.
>Stare at the white sterilized walls as the shower runs over me.
>Stare at the shower drain as the suds of all the latest shampoos and body washes circle down into the hole, taking with it the river that had anointed my skin earlier that day.
>Come out.
>Hair is brittle, unwieldy with a comb.
>Skin is dry and faded.
>Face hangs with age and tiredness.
>My energy sapped, I go to bed and dream of river fairies.
I'm going to need Jow Forums to explain this for me
all you need is soap. Shampooing your hair kills it. You hair produces natural oils that protect it. All you need to do is wash and rinse it with water.
>go to Jow Forums
>as i scroll the catalogue listed on new
>i see a bread with greentext
>picture is upside down and i realized im bad at greentext
>please fix the image before you post
/x is down the hall and to the left
>All you need to do is wash and rinse it with water.
Not always, stinky.
>go to Jow Forums
>see this thread
>make a meme
>post said meme
>complains this thread isn't news or politics
this isn't news or politics!
bet you're a poo
What if shampoo is a Jewish trick to make wypipo's hair dry and frizzy like Jews hair so they can blend in easier?
Radioactive water with Cesium 137
You both are somewhat correct. You only need to really wash & shampoo your hair ever other day
once my toe was split open across the entire tip. i went walking oceanside in Clearwater, Florida. The split was closed and fully healed in a matter of hours. I cant explain it OP. Nature heals though, no doubt.
>ride dirt bike trail alongside river some time past
>fell in to the water like a retard and flood the engine
>magic river fairies refuse to repair bent piston rod
fuck your rivers
They didn't know how to work on your shitty yugoslav bike.
shitty it may be, but not such thing as a yugoslav motorcycle you ignorant mutt
I wash my hair once a week with baking soda. If it gets flaky I use egg yolk and olive oil.
Ive swam in a lot of rivers in my life (apartheid rivers, not the shit filled ones of today) and I never once felt that it was better than showering. Maybe its an American tap water thing, its not the soap and shampoo.
add some flour and rinse with vino and you'd certainly be appriciated by italians.
next time make sure your image isn't upside down niggerfaggot
Stop taking hot showers and your skin will feel better and less dry
Lol. My hair is so full and thick it's unreal. I have a better hairline than most children I see.
>apartheid rivers
Sounds comfy AF.
Except if you are a greasy mutt like me (Italian+Creoles) and your hair goes from brown when just bath, to almost black after 24 hours of oils accumulating in it.
I can save on hairspray tho.
Does your hair get damp?